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@pistolpetestar.bsky.social
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Washed up beer league utility baddie. High socks. Hearts full. Can't lose. Edmonton

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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 1h
They for sure know about MILF then right?
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Jeremy Appel 🍉 @readtheorchard.org · 6h
SCOOP: I obtained screenshots of some of the proposed resolutions UCP members are ranking in the lead up to November’s convention. open.substack.com/pub/theorcha...
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SCOOP: UCP mulls trans bathroom ban, abortion, secession debates at 2026 AGM
These policy resolutions were proposed by party members. Not all of them will necessarily make it to the convention floor in November.
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 21h
We love Yankees defense folks
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 23h
Man I love knobs
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Defector @defector.com · 04/10/2026
Ty France and the Padres thwarted by good old reality: defector.com/ty-france-an...
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Ty France And The Padres Thwarted By Good Old Reality | Defector
Ty France talks like a guy who is pretty sure he’d socked a game-winning dinger. “I stood there and watched it, and it was going,” France said Saturday, of his ninth-inning moonshot. “It was staying f...
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kind of hope this game lasts forever
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fernando Tatis runs the bases like a fast Jose Bautista (Extremely Complimentary)
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man the Padres are just great vibes. Absolutely a treat to watch this te.... Oh right. Jason Adam
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wore skinny jeans today. I am Robbie Ray
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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 04/10/2026
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Joanna @humandchuck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lol
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder if bringing Teoscar home would fix Vladdy
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have watched SO much baseball this year and only today did I realize that ABS stands for Automated Ball-Strike. I just assumed ABS was some proprietary name for a piece of technology like Hawkeye or Traject but nope, it's the simplest, most obvious abbreviation you could think of.
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jason Elam was the kicker of my Madden youth
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Genuinely can't decide if it's crazier that Randal Grichuk or Anthony Kay is contributing to a postseason team in 2026. Let alone the same team!
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think of this anytime someone mentions an Arnold Palmer. Such a good joke.
Comic strip style screen grabs from the show scrubs


JD: Much the way that iced tea and lemonade were joined to become an Arnold Palmer

JD: Incidentally, has anyone ever done less to become famous?

JD: I mean, "Yay for me! I mixed two drinks together!"

Dr Cox: Arnold Palmer is a golfer...

JD: I'm sure he has lots of hobbies, Perry. The man's a drink mogul.

*Dr Cox looks murderous as JD walks away obliviously proud of himself
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nintendo executives in 2026:
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This but (derogatory)
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Trogdor S Is For Sucks
Alt: Trogdor S Is For Sucks
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damnit Red Sox you have one job
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*Googles "does raw milk make you shit the bed"
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dang he must have got some seed oils in his eyes!
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When Machado went into that slide and picked it I really thought that was going to be The Play of the no hitter. He wanted that as bad as anyone. Tough break.
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Schlittler is such a New York Yankee (As derogatory as possible)
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yankees fans too dumb to know the difference between their manager and their pitching coach… couldn’t be me
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All I want to do is hang out with Payton Tolle and Adley Rutschman. That's Power of Friendship shit right there!
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There should be a dedicated Tolle cam so we can just always see what he's doing.
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A little worried I ranked Payton Tolle too low
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everything is very normal here in Alberta. Nothing to worry about.
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am a Yankee hater. Giancarlo Stanton hits the most breathtaking home runs in baseball history. He's standing in the box like it's maybe his first time holding a bat. Then in the most elegantly violent blink of an eye he clubs a ball so hard you aren't sure it was real. Mesmerizing.
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Zubes @zubes.ca · 28/09/2026
On the 2026 Blue Jays, and if it meant anything. zubes.ca/jays/was-the...
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Was There A Point To Any Of This — zubes.ca
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Sicko Series
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two worst teams in MLB should play a game the day after the season ends just for the people who want more baseball. the people yearn for 2 pm Rockies - Angels
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think this is where I'm at. Padres and Brewers are maybe interchangeable but I have a soft spot for the Padres. I know we all hate the Dodgers now but my Yankees hatred knows no bounds so if they're facing each other I'm cheering for the Dodgers no question.
Screenshot of my notes app 

My 2026 World Series Rooting Ranking 

1. Padres
2. Brewers
3. White Sox
4. Cubs
5. Astros
6. Guardians
7. Phillies
8. Braves 
9. Rays 
10. Payton Tolle
11. Asteroid 
12. Dodgers
13. A week long root canal
14. Red Sox
15. The Sweet Release of Death 
16. Stubbing my toe on a coffee table hourly 
17. Getting punched in the dick
18. Nuclear winter
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237. Yankees
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've probably told this story before, but like 11 years ago, when spin rate was becoming this big thing, I asked him if he knew about his / how he used it. "I grip it and rip it." yeah okay, but -- "I GRIP IT AND RIP IT."
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chick Valley sounds like a place found in the Archie comics universe
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm trying to come up with my definitive 2026 postseason rooting ranking and it's tough but I think I'm close to finalizing it
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After having some time to reflect on George Springer’s last game as a Blue Jay, I think the most incredible piece of his legacy is that he managed to hang on to that haircut for the entirety of the contract.
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, yeah
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a very cool move
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Really looking forward to getting a call from Carlos Delgado later
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer going on short rest to catch Verlander's strikeout total -- and nearly damn well doing it -- is some all time inner circle king petty shit, and I mean that in the most complimentary way imaginable. You gotta tip your cap to a true psycho, and Max Scherzer is an all-time baseball psycho.
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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“If that doesn’t sum up Max, I don’t know what does.” John Schneider on his conversation when he pulled Scherzer: “I just said… Thank you for letting me be part of your unbelievable career. I wouldn’t want any other 42-year-old psychopath on my team than you.” #BlueJays
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Controversial opinion: John Schneider is a fine manager
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scherzer is going to get back to his phone and see a message from Verlander saying "nice try bitch" and immediately sign an extension
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hazel Mae might be the best to ever do it. Nah there's no "might" about it. She's the greatest.
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THE KIDS WITH THE GATORADE BATH 😭 😭 😭
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Incredible palette cleanser for the season. Ending with utterly immaculate vibes
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good thing they took out the windows restaurant because McAdoo would have shattered some glass there
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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MCADOO OR DO NOT THERE IS NO TRY
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