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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 5h

“Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions” is the perfect amount of polite and unhinged

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Alex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 15h

AVENGERS: THE 120 DOOMSDAYS OF SODOM

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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 13h

Joey Votto is incorrigible.

Joey Votto tweet:

Braves fans, I want to sincerely apologize for guessing so incorrectly, dismissing your offense. I hear you. Good luck in your next series in Los Angeles.
Dodgers in 5.

Joey Votto quote tweeting Doug Glanville: Thanks Doug, but I didn’t really mean the apology.

Doug Glanville quote tweeting Joey Votto: No worries, man. You are bringing such great and unique insight. Savant level content. Everyone on Earth second guesses. That is easy. Pedestrian. Much harder to first guess and own it. See you on the road.

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 11h

The Venn diagram of media people/think-tank staffers/misc. lanyard types who think other people's kids should take on physically demanding careers and people who think the retirement benefits eligibility age should be increased is a circle. A cursed circle.

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

This is the funniest baseball thing I've ever seen

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 12h

Someone should tell him it’s called Super Intelligence now

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15h

Six Flags Closes X2 Roller Coaster Due To Brain Injuries theonion.com/six-flags-closes-x2-ro…

“Too many or not enough?”

Vince Sherburne, Assistant Docent

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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 13h

I’m pro-robot now

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 02/10/2026

people are unfair about Sophie Cunningham’s stats because they don’t understand she’s a role player. that role? game loser

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fuck that racist-ass team with its racist-ass name and its extremely racist-ass cheer

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Top Gum: Meet the Periodontist Behind Tom Cruise’s Smile

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The old Party City storefront that went out of business is now an off brand Spirit Halloween called Spooky Halloween. Late stage capitalism is wild.

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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 02/10/2026

Huge if true

Nutrition Starts in the Kitchen •
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CrossFit 4:58 PM

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bar where we’re having dinner has Thursday Night Football on, and I’m left to wonder: Aaron Rodgers, how can we miss you if you don’t go away?

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 01/10/2026

it's worth thinking about how a death penalty victim is executed far less humanely now than they would have been 150 years ago.

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A provocation: historically, people have *never* paid for journalism. Newspapers didn't sell news, they sold movie listings and crosswords and comics and restaurant reviews and obits and other not-news stuff. Those are the things you couldn't get elsewhere. News was broadcast freely on radio or TV.

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Steve Randy Waldman @interfluidity.com · 01/10/2026

it’s not right. it’s a potentially fatal social catastrophe.

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Steve Randy Waldman @interfluidity.com · 01/10/2026

journalism is more a good like education, not a personal consumption choice but a prerequisite for our collective life. that it is costly to produce doesn’t mean it’s right that it’s financed and distributed according to the same logic as sandwiches, seasoned to consumer taste, have it your way.

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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

this will be extremely familiar to you if youve neen in an econ PhD seminar

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm pretty sure this means he thinks every single Professional Liberal is a total moron.

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I mean, these are the people who thought Charlie Kirk would be some kind of combination JFK/MLK/Horst Wessel...

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There’s a good chance that Jamal Shead extension is going to look like stealing money from the guy even before it kicks in.

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Okay Ross, now go get us a Seiya Suzuki (and maybe a Kevin Gausman while you’re at it).

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fucking hell my stomach turns at the thought of having to type out something like this. Absolutely heroic lawyering; an entire breakdown of civic morality that it has to happen.

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not for nothing, tonight’s horror show is 100% due to the fact that the American death penalty has been medicalized to disguise judicial murder as a benign trip to the nurse. Hanging and shooting don’t pretend to be anything other than inhumane and gruesome, but they won’t leave anyone halfway-dead.

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We need to talk about Kevin (serving up meatballs to the Padres hitters)

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I wish Dave Roberts would come take Kershaw out of this game

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m not proud of this but I am incapable of enjoying anything good happening to other one of these teams, so Cubs Padres can’t come soon enough

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Took 21 years but @theonion.com once again predicted the future.

After Two Decades, U.S. Forces Leave Iraq to an Uncertain Future
The U.S. military formally withdrew from Iraq, ending a presence that stoked years of bloodshed, and leaving behind a battered nation trapped between warring allies.

Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran'
Published March 9, 2005

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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

average rays infielder

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

For all the conceptual problems with a best of three wildcard round, it is pretty dope that after the first day, every game is an elimination game

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Disregard this post I'm just posting it to share an image in a DM

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think the most important part here is “solved infinite streaming.” They aren’t trying to create art or even entertainment, they want you to turn it on and never press stop, so they want an algorithm to make background music that you won’t ever want to turn off.

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cash only in the year of our lord twenty and twenty six are you actively trying to go out of business?

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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread

a slice of wheat bread with a mold pattern that looks infuriatingly like a smiley face. this bread is a piece of shit

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Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Don Mattingly is not giving "manager who is going to be ok."

Don Mattingly speaks to the media before Game 2 in Atlanta.

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old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 29/09/2026

custard apple, painted by amanda almira newton, 1907

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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Skipping the waiting period and immediately inducting him into the Dudes Rock Hall of Fame.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Recession indicator

A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

For any confused Americans, dogging is a traditional British term for walking the dog, if you're ever over here and see someone with their pet make sure to tell them how much you love dogging. That nothing makes you happier than seeing that wagging tail and panting mouth out on the heath.

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Do you think they deliver the Vegetarian Emparogi’s to Canada? Can Carney get on top of this pressing cross-border trade issue?

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Okay what’s the most fun team to adopt for the playoffs? (Can’t be from the AL East, the vile Texas Rangers, that racist-ass team from Atlanta, or the secretly kinda likeable but boring-ass Dodgers.)

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cop city is everywhere, fight back ☂️ @cop-watcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

blessed to catch this sunrise

A brilliant sunrise behind the silhouette of two apartment buildings and a street light. The Cascade in the distance are dark blue/ gray at the bottom. A bright orange stripe above leading to peachy and then finally blue sky at the top. there are many small but streaky long clouds adding a horizontal stripe effect of dark blues and bright pinks. The wire attached to the street light also lines horizontally through the top of the frame.

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

350-500 people in my hometown are getting laid off b/c of pointless and entirely elective tariffs imposed by Americans cool cool cool This is why Canadians have come to loathe the US: It’s not just the insults to our sovereignty, it’s also the injuries to our communities www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

cbc.ca

Hamilton steel plant to lay off hundreds of workers as U.S. tariffs prompt 'survival' move | CBC News

Steelmaker Stelco Holdings says it's idling some production at its Hamilton plant in response to U.S. tariffs.

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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The new haircut haver has logged on (and feels pretty good about his newly shortened beard)

The upper body of a generally plain-looking white man with a full and well-groomed white beard and short (and thinning) silver hair, in a royal blue chore coat and a light purple t-shirt, as well as tortoiseshell glasses.

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