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The Vampire LesMak

@lesleynope.bsky.social
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Free agent class of 2024. 7 1/2. Find me at The Catch Bar. Blue Jays Super Fan. Not worried, no quit. Toronto.

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Mel 🔜 GATEway FATE 504 @melshardae.bsky.social · 17h
happy October baseball
Star wars hux meme from movie 9. I don't care which team wins, I need the dodgers to lose
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Joshua Hind @joshuahind.bsky.social · 8h
The 20th Anniversary year is my first Nuit Blanche as a spectator in 18 years.
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eli shroom's altered ego @shroompunk.com · 10h
i've been hit by the cat distribution system so many times now i should just be considered a distributor. just got a friendly black cat that lured easily into the garage. way worse fates could await an an easily lured black cat this time of year. hopefully chipped so i don't have to find a home.
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 9h
The Padres fouled off 30 Jacob Misiorowski pitches in the first 4 innings tonight. That's the most fouls by an MLB team in the first 4 innings of a postseason game in the entire pitch tracking era.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 6h
All the talk about the end of the Brewers game has me wondering what my own trajectory might have been had I not hit some obstructions myself, imagine how far I might have gone or where I could have landed if perhaps my own Padres had been different.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10h
extra soft babey pic
orange cat asleep curled up on his pillow
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 7h
Baseball gods vs math
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8h
I bite into Biberty's skull, expecting warm biberty goo to rush down my cheeks, but instead ... nothing but dust. A decoy. He's messing with me.
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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 7h
Build taller roofs!
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 1h
70 Candles 🎂 today for the Oscar winning CHRISTOPH WALTZ
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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 7h
lmfao there's balls hitting the roof bullshit and it's not in the game that happened in the trop
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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 37m
So I hear baseball was baseballing last night
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KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 10h
you can tell robbie ray is a millennial because of his skinny jeans
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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 11h
good lord drew rasmussen is digusting (complimentary, envious)
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 17h
Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.'
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 20h
I’m 41 years sober today.
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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 11h
Robby Ray pitching from the set position reduces the amount of time his butt crack is visible.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Death from above. Photo from my collection, 1959.
Black and white photo of a longhaired tabby cat looking down at the photographer from the roof of a wooden structure in the woods.
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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 11h
Holy shit
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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 11h
Cash better leave Rasmussen in or else Hal Jordan’s dad is gonna beat the shit out of him
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CaptainWalker @lindsaycwalker.bsky.social · 11h
I three am a simple woman….
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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 11h
Current mood
Pic of a tuxedo cat’s face looking confused
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Make Opening Day a National Holiday @chriscardsfan.bsky.social · 13h
I missed the White Sox/Guardians game because I was watching my 9 y/o strike out three batters in his first game pitching, and let me tell you, it was the best baseball game I’ve ever been to.
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 12h
The Trop is rocking
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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 12h
Never thought I’d say this but go Rays
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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 13h
I too am a simple woman
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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 14h
Post of the year
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Sugar Maven @mochene.bsky.social · 14h
this is the only scenario where someone could say, "we need a bunch of crackers!" lol.
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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 14h
Never thought i’d say this but go Atlanta
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 16h
Starting to believe in the Pope over here
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Ian @ianagp.bsky.social · 22h
I try not to use "cowardice" much in military contexts for two reasons: - Vets with PTSD like me used to be shot at dawn for "cowardice." - war is actually very scary. But what else can you say? Joined the Army to shoot people in the back big fella? Why didn't you become a cop, that's their game.
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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I once attended a 1 pm start at Dodger Stadium, and abandoned my seats in the sun within minutes. Spent a lot of time on the concourse.
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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
stg if ripping out the bike lanes means Gausman doesn’t come back, Ford gets pilloried at the curb along Bloor West
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kevin Gausman, welcome to @thewaroncars.bsky.social.
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The newest member of the Washington Nationals
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Seth Poho @sethpoho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Even if the email says, “pspspspsps”?
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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 23h
Oh wow she’s like *bad* bad. Flailing.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doug Ford has a series of commercials out right now encouraging people to go into the trades, and in one of them the man states that he originally wanted to become a music teacher but instead went into a job that impacts and helps his community and ohhh BOY do I have fucking feelings about this
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finding out retired Steelers coach Mike Tomlin has spent 12 years constructing the most city city in Minecraft is a delight. Games really can mean whatever their players want them to mean, and for him games have opened a door in his soul into urban planning and architecture. That's so awesome.
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Michael McLean @michaelmclean.me · 03/10/2026
The starting pitcher that the Cubs acquired from the Toronto Blue Jays appeared at Wrigley Field today on a cargo bike! Gausman knows what’s up
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
data visualization is my passion
Mets 2027 commitments
$239.7M guaranteed across 10 players
Luis Torrens
$5.8M • 2.4%
Luke Weaver
$6.0M • 2.5% • traded to PIT
Devin Williams
$13.8M • 5.7%
Kodai Senga
$14.0M • 5.8%
Sean Manaea
$19.2M • 8.0%
Jorge Polanco
$23.0M • 9.6%
Marcus Semien
$26.0M ÷ 10.8%
Francisco Lindor
$32.5M • 13.5%
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Bo Bichette
$42.0M • 17.5%
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Juan Soto
$57.5M • 24.0%
Source: Cot's Baseball Contracts, 2027 Labor Relations payroll. Arbit
not included.
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like displaying heads on pikes
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What awful, awful news.
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I forgot to post this amazing bit of sports journalism from earlier in the week
Intro paragraph from a post by an allegedly legitimate sporting news website, reading "All four MLB Wild Card series are 1-0 heading into Game 2". In fact, that is the only possible way a series could be heading into Game 2
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Sandra Marchetti @sandrapoetry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saw a young couple at the coffee shop this afternoon. The guy was consoling his girlfriend and said, “I’m sorry you’re disappointed,” with an arm around her shoulder. Then he said, “Come on, let’s go eat a cookie.” Honey, that’s a real man.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Handwriting on the back of this says “The Watchover”. Photo from my collection, no date.
Black-and-white photo of a short haired white kitten with tabby spots, sitting up on a wooden porch next to a baseball.
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 02/10/2026
Joey Votto is incorrigible.
Joey Votto tweet:

Braves fans, I want to sincerely apologize for guessing so incorrectly, dismissing your offense. I hear you. Good luck in your next series in Los Angeles. 
Dodgers in 5.Joey Votto quote tweeting Doug Glanville: Thanks Doug, but I didn’t really mean the apology.

Doug Glanville quote tweeting Joey Votto: No worries, man. You are bringing such great and unique insight. Savant level content. Everyone on Earth second guesses. That is easy. Pedestrian. Much harder to first guess and own it. See you on the road.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wishing my Jewish friends and neighbors in Michigan and around the country a joyful Simchat Torah this weekend full of song, dance, and celebration.
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Clayton Tucker @claytontuckertx.com · 02/10/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: A federal judge just HALTED the destruction of Big Bend. This is a massive victory for the landowners, local communities, and everyday Texans who stood up to protect one of our state's greatest treasures. The fight isn't over, but today, the people won.
Graphic from the Center for Biological Diversity over a scenic view of Big Bend. Large text reads, “MASSIVE WIN FOR BIG BEND.” Below, it says a federal judge has frozen all destruction throughout the Big Bend region until the project’s legality can be determined in court. The graphic adds that the Center will continue fighting to save Big Bend and asks supporters to join them.
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