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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 38m

Jo Adell! Brenton Doyle! All the stars of your 12-team fantasy league’s waiver wire are here for the ALDS

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

checking out texas a&m's baseball roster

a picture of a guy wearing a texas a&m hat and jersey. his name is "clayton freshcorn" and a&m's website lists him as a right-handed pitcher.

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

please help… my son…

photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Joe Mazzulla was already the most stepdad-coded coach in the NBA so it's nice to see reality catch up

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you buy this car, just know that a frosty Coors Light will spontaneously materialize in your hand every time you get into it

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wasn’t expecting the Red Sox to win the World Series or really even this series but would’ve genuinely appreciated them at least not getting their dicks kicked off in the process

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Letting Erick Fedde get outs against you in a playoff game is some real disgraceful shit — straight up not trying anymore

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Who's worse at reading flyballs, Matt Vasgersian or your average Yankees fan

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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Phillies exist in a perpetual state of "good to drive."

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bryce Harper would've made that play if he'd kept up the colloidal silver regimen that the WOKE DUMBOCRATS in the so-called "trainer's room" urgently advised him to stop

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tweet from phil (@PhilJamesson):

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over
Me: no sir
My Parrot: hell yea I love driving 86 mph without a seatbelt! my name is phil jamesson

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

LIKE HALF THE ASTROS ROSTER: hey you shithead fans, why aren’t you coming to the ballpark to watch us get our asses kicked

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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
alright everybody stand up for this person to sing a really hard song about the war of 1812 solo a cappella, if they fuck up it will haunt them forever. then we'll play some baseball

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Positive takeaways from Game 1 for the Red Sox: - They didn’t get no-hit - No one was caught on camera saying a racial slur - The Yellowstone Caldera didn’t erupt, causing mass death and destruction - Actually the caldera erupting probably would’ve led to the game being canceled, so never mind

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The good news for the Red Sox is that one day we’ll all be dead

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

CC Sabathia increasingly looking like a low-budget Forrest Whitaker impersonator

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Current status: making an Aaron Boone voodoo doll and poking it in the head with a needle while muttering “Take out Schlittler, take out Schlittler”

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not to worry, I’ve figured out how the Red Sox can beat Cam Schlittler. Step 1: Frame him for murder

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One of these years, Dave Dombrowski will figure out how to build a Phillies bullpen that can succeed in the postseason. It may not be next year, or the year after that, or the year after that, or the year after that, or the year after that, or the year after that, or the year after that, or the year

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I were the Phillies, I simply would've built the entire bullpen out of Jhoan Duran

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is probably the last time you'll see Bryce Harper and Chris Sale face each other this season, unless you happen to catch them on whatever athletes-only panel they'll be featured in at an upcoming MAHA conference

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Man how bad does a strike call have to be for *Ozzie Albies* to challenge it successfully

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Luzardo is either throwing three perfect innings or going to be sitting on the bench with a glassy-eyed stare in 25 minutes

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's giving "Church Dad who takes the Bible way too seriously and literally"

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imagining everyone on my timeline who's yelling "JOE MUSGROVE???" is saying it exactly like Krusty yelling "Sex Cauldron?"

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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 03/10/2024

October got me like

Giant baseball literally on a man’s head, with the caption SOMETHING ON HIS MIND #mlb

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ah I see based on my timeline that Rich Pedantic Dipshit Weekly, the magazine that tells you that good things are bad actually, is at it again

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Nolan Hicks @ndhapple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We've got a second opening to join the team designing, bidding and building the trains and buses that move millions. We're looking for someone who loves data and can mine datasets with hundreds of millions of rows and extract meaning from them. AND… 1/2 — careers.mta.org/jobs/1828831...

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Associate, Rolling Stock Strategy & Analysis in New York, New York, United States

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Does Elmo have slicked back hair” — the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after one page of heated debate (“no”, “fuck no”, “why would you ask that”)

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every Mariners fan reading this post and immediately getting up to look for a hammer they can smash their fingers with

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

PHILLIES FANS: [teeth gritted, vein bulging in their forehead] I'm so happy the Phillies made it, this is the best

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Nolan Hicks @ndhapple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

More cool openings to join the team that moves millions: Help guide and craft the design and engineering plans station-by-station for the biggest subway system on the continent — careers.mta.org/jobs/1817599...

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Director Asset Planning in New York, New York, United States

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Max Scherzer’s kids run from the dugout to the mound to take him out of the game then run back screaming and crying after he tells them he’s not fucking going anywhere, get the fuck off my mound

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[Bill Simmons voice] is Snoopy having a moment

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So the Phillies are either going to miss the playoffs, enraging the city of Philadelphia; or narrowly going to make the playoffs, enraging the city of Philadelphia

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[walking into a job interview] Hello sir I *briefcase full of iced coffee spills open*

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This was a hilarious unintentional way to be spoiled for the boygenius reunion at the Phoebe Bridgers show last night

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Asking a lot of questions, none of them good, about the local restaurant with Havana in its name that has a menu with mostly nachos, burritos and tacos on it

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

[chopping this take up with a credit card] This is the primo stuff right here man

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 24/09/2026

October is a tremendously busy time for our staff. It's also a pretty crummy time for ad revenue, again underscoring the importance of Membership to FanGraphs. We hope this is the nudge you need to sign up.

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

BREGMAN: Hey doc, can you make my face look like the bumper of every Nissan Altima DOCTOR: I got you my guy

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There's no better time to become a FanGraphs member than October (except for the rest of the year, those months are also good times to become a FanGraphs member)

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 24/09/2026

(to the tune of All Night Long by Lionel Richie)

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When the baby says something that sounds suspiciously like “shit”

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