Reposted by Nats SquidBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 01/10/2026My ass is SEATED for the Mike Tomlin Minecraft reveal 9773
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026guy who kinda knows lamelo but not close enough for first name basis “uh yeah i know ball” 021
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 26/05/2026made this to show the kind of content nationals twitter should have been posting about our beloved superstar pitcher trevor williams 182
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 26/05/2026james o’keefe ‘exposing’ the washington nationals LMAOOOO 2120
Reposted by Nats SquidNats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 11/04/2026BORN TO DIE DC IS A FUCK 鬼神 Kill Em All 1989 I AM TRASH MAN 410,757,864,530 DEAD NATIONAL GUARD 041
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 01/05/2026the worst part of the national guard is how much they clearly are attention whores. i can’t get off the metro without them standing in front of the escalators. kill yourself already. 050
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 11/04/2026BORN TO DIE DC IS A FUCK 鬼神 Kill Em All 1989 I AM TRASH MAN 410,757,864,530 DEAD NATIONAL GUARD 041
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 25/03/2026@rinkrebel.bsky.social hey, i would love to do our lucky remote trade in pokémon go. dm me and we figure out what you are looking for! 100
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 28/10/2025i can’t believe people argued he was blocking the plate. blocking the plate from whom? 140
Reposted by Nats SquidSERIOUS PROFESSIONAL, PH.D. @djmosfett.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Springer is a bum and deserves nothing positive, so this is a sign our world is truly fucked 1288
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 17/10/2025one thing i will say about this TNF game is that jamarr chase needs more targets 200
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 17/10/2025can’t remember ever seeing a player have to leave a game from a cramp mid at bat before 030
Reposted by Nats Squidkat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Just because Roberts keeps going back to Blake Treinen does not mean you should text your ex 113935
Reposted by Nats SquidSpooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 16/10/2025When a baseball team uses an opener in a playoff game 116816
Reposted by Nats SquidNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Yeah, I’m thinking about a playoff opener, opening an ice cold can of beer and watching the Mariners. 3644
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 16/10/2025i really love max scherzer but i can’t imagine this start will go well for him. 440
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 16/10/2025seems like the ideal night to drink and watch baseball and perhaps thursday night football 010
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 15/10/2025only away teams are allowed to wins games in the championship series. 110
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 15/10/2025please tell me someone has a higher quality version of this lol 000
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 13/10/2025on august 25th pokémon go announced that they will be increasing the trainer lvl max to 80 on oct 15th. at the time i was lvl 47 and 67 million xp away from reaching level 50. now on oct 12th, 49 days later i’ve hit level 50. i averaged a little over 1.36 million xp every day. 240
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 12/10/2025why does kittredge’s follow through like he’s throwing batting practice 230
Reposted by Nats SquidDaniel Brim @dbrim.com · 12/10/2025PCA is in a blood feud with that center field wall 0152
Reposted by Nats SquidJeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Flaherty was either conversing with a deceased loved one for inspiration or saying something so vile and hateful it'll send jomboy to therapy 0265
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 11/10/2025i thought they were making the baseball games shorter 020
Reposted by Nats SquidKatharine Dell @katharinedell.bsky.social · 11/10/2025These are some of the biggest big-boy pitches I’ve ever seen. My god. 031
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 11/10/2025this might be the best performance by bullpens i’ve ever seen 0232
Reposted by Nats SquidRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥 Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey 261957323
Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 08/10/2025wow apparently they are continuing the charlie kirk tour in his honor 050
Reposted by Nats SquidThe “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Lawrence made at least two big boy throws on that final drive and we will forever remember it for him tripping on his dick and then weaving into the end zone like a drunk making his way out of a crowded restaurant, that’s sports, to me 48012
