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Asher

@skydome.bsky.social
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@eephusasher and @urban_asher combined into one great taste. Hiding here as the world crumbles around us.

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Jinxe the Enervated. @jinxe.bsky.social · 45m
#StarTrek #GraphicDesignIsMyPassion
A bad mock-up of an image referencing that five, crossed out with the word four, and an image of Captain Picard and Gul Madrid.
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Jeff Passan Bot @jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 2h
José Ramírez is one of the best players of his generation. Not a lot of guys who can take a 100-mph top-rail fastball out of the yard. Guardians are ahead in a must-win game, 3-2.
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah things aren't going to change once the Dems are in power. They love tariffs, folks.
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Scott Robertson @sarobertson.bsky.social · 5h
Andrew Thomson on Jamieson Greer thinking the Quebec election was a defeat for Carney: "Americans just don't understand how Canadian politics work. In that way, we're probably lucky that they're pretty dumb, with a B."
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 4h
I’m late to this but wow wow wow fuck yes
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 4h
Will there actually be a war? I have to confess if there is any level of pushback I will be (pleasantly) surprised
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 7h
Every Brad Bradford endorsement is like, "Toronto used to be a utopia with zero problems. Now it is only fit for the most violent of rats, where sentient crack pipes murder you in dark alleys and feral child gangs feast on the Lululemons of my yoga mom group. Brad will fix this. I live in Whitby."
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 9h
Data and evidence driven bits.
Tomi Lahren saying, "let's just all collectively root against the dodgers."
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hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 14h
one of the best devs of her generation: boss, i found this error scenario, but don't worry, i've created a fix fox it an- middest male manager: pssh no highly trained man would do that, we don't need your girl math best male astronaut: *immediately fucks up* middest manager: save us girl math
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankees and Braves eliminated on the same night
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the best time to fire Aaron Boone was in 2019, the second best time is now
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly the fact that he refuses to play along with the people trying to clean up the insane shit he says is my favourite thing about him (as someone who hates him deeply)
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Drew @drewgrof.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Inning and a half of the fuck ass Rays and I am reminded they make me 10x angrier than the Dodgers ever could.
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had to mute the tv
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good. Fuck you you racist hicks. Now, go Brewers or Padres.
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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 08/10/2026
The Chop stops!
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wow that’s a really fucked up thing to say
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah I don’t care when Atlanta fans start doing the chop I want their team to lose by 20 runs no matter how much I hate the other team
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026
me: I dunno, I still like the guys on the team but I'm sympathetic to the argument seeing the Dodgers win in the playoffs every year is boring (braves fans start doing the chop) me: General McPherson I summon and bind thee to these boys' bats. Claim your vengeance
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Milf M Milfs United States, Census, 1950
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 07/10/2026
curated meme by unknown author, an edit of Scotty, Kirk, and Bones looking up at the Enterprise breaking apart in the atmosphere, with Kirk wearing David Byrne's big suit from Stop Making Sense, with caption: My God, Bones, what have I done?
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s a strapping lad
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’d encourage you to delete this and not speak of sexual assault this way to people again.
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look maybe Canada shouldn’t be a country after all
Soda cans with KD Kraft Dinner labelling and a photo of Mac and cheese on a fork
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The entire conservative project for Toronto, from the premier on down, is for the city to be unable to function or serve its residents as a matter of policy.
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People are in here telling me their particular phone does not work when they hold it to to their ear. I assure you it does. I'm so sorry to be a stickler on this point but yes it does
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B. A. Friedman @bafriedman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
- Chief of the Naval General Staff Osami Nagano, leaving the meeting Pearl Harbor meeting, 19 October 1941
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Hannah Keyser @hannahrkeyser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every day of the postseason I wake up and have no idea what time the games are.
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎶one of these things is not like the other🎶
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Colleen @cbailey6.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Toronto housing policy is 100 ways to stop building low- and mid-rise multifamily homes in a trenchcoat.
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Dannagal Goldthwaite Young @dannagal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And with that the awards show honoring best television shows will no longer be on… television
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
drivers don’t think of themselves as ‘sharing the road’ with cyclists and pedestrians. they think they occasionally donate bits of road to us out of the goodness of their hearts and that doing so is optional
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here we go
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yessssss! Fuck cancer.
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Quebec politics right now is like “haha, the right wing party is projected to win no seats 😀 But also the right wing party is projected to win☹️ The centre right wing party is in second 😐 the unhinged right wing party is in third 🤔” Is Quebec 17 right wing parties in a trench coat⁉️
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let the libertarian Viking cook
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Holy shit Beaverton
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder what the Prime Minister of Samoa could be apologizing about that would— OH
Government of Samoa posting a statement by the Prime Minister on "heil Hitler issue"
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Hellfish episode, which is all Abe/Mr. Burns, is seriously underrated
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Harry Potter and the Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saying he'd be cool with Iran nuking my home city is pretty bad but not quite as bad as when Hillary said some trump supporters were deplorable so I can see why the media turned the latter into a major scandal and not the former
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Ok seriously are the Yankees players betting on their own games??
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Sad Yankees fan
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 05/10/2026
polanski wasn't even present for the vote but as usual it goes to show that israel's status as a safe haven for global jewry is entirely conditional on one's support for whichever israeli government happens to be in power at the time
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watching people describe two starters who the Jays beat handily in the 2025 ALDS as “inevitable in the playoffs” 😵‍💫
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 06/10/2026
Canadians take for granted that the political parties that dominated the late 20th century / early 21st century will be around forever The death of CAQ is a reminder that no political party has a right to exist and that every party is always one election away from going extinct
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1200 sexual assault reports in 6 years. That’s 1 every 2 days. Only 7 resulted in an expulsion or dismissal. Only 14 resulted in a suspension. Cornell is a rapist factory. Drive it out of business. Also, only 5-13% of college women who are assaulted report it. That’s 5-6 assaults a day.
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Cornell University gang rape case reveals 1200 sexual assaults reported between 2018-24, only 7 expulsion even as over 51 people were found responsible; trend follows in NYU, Coloumbia and major NewYo...
Between 2018 and 2024, Cornell University documented 1,200 instances of sexual misconduct, yet only a handful of disciplinary measures were taken. Merely seven students faced expulsion, and 14 others ...
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