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The other sad thing about Max Scherzer retiring is that there are now only two major league players older than me: Yu Darvish and Caleb Theilbar. The day is coming soon

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Cathal Kelly's career is a fluke. At least the Jays have a shot at winning it next year. Next year, Cathal will still be a joyless, stupid hack.

Headline where Cathal Kelly declares the 2025 blue jays "a fluke"

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I've watched like maybe five games this year here's my totally correct bracket

I predict the world series will be rays/brewers and Tampa Bay wins

Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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I've probably told this story before, but like 11 years ago, when spin rate was becoming this big thing, I asked him if he knew about his / how he used it. "I grip it and rip it." yeah okay, but -- "I GRIP IT AND RIP IT."

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You never Gotta Hand It to a troll but the layers of irony here are sort of incredible.

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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not Max telling Vlad to bring it in for a "big boy hug" lol god bless that man

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It's me. I'm one of his girls 😭

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Sam Darnold throws the late pick-six, reminding us he's a former New York Jets QB

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Scott Hanson is having a heart attack right now on Redzone lmfao

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Gonna tell my kids this was Vladdy and Bo Bichette

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Omg those bills unis are trash. Pure trash.

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A lesson I fail to learn every year: beware the 2-0 vs 0-2 match up.

JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'd vote for any Mayoral candidate that pledges to kill all the wasps. They are by far toronto's worst feature

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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you're interested in knowing about my problem solving skills, I just bought myself an iced tea and was walking down the street and thought boy am I ever thirsty. while holding the iced tea.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if you see something (a jean jacket) say something (yooo nice jean jacket!)

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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I finally figured out how to get power on my balcony last night. These porch lights are making me happier than any 20 dollar strand of porch lights reasonably should

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congrats to the Yankees for ending the drought! For how good they were in the 90s it must be tough for those fans to have gone 25 years. Happy for them.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Things I like about the Boston Red Sox: 1. Their ballpark 2. Both of their City Connect Jerseys 3. Tim Wakefield End of list

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Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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lol shut the fuck up Pillar. If I had to pick the three most notable moments of his career, two of them (yelling a homophobic slur at a pitcher that struck him out, and getting yanked from the on-deck circle and throwing a tantrum so bad he got sent down to the minors) are more immature than this

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Oh, and of the 12 I have seen, I would argue the only ones I've seen all of or even close to all of are Breaking Bad, both Offices, Arrested Development, ITYSL and Suvivor. I really do not watch TV

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Out of these 100 shows, I have meaningfully watched 12. Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul, GoT, both Offices, Arrested Development, Survivor (but not since the first season), ITYSL, Chappelle, The Bear, Always Sunny, and Community. I assume that's a bit low.

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Tucker admitting to be wrong about some aspects of his Trump support provides an answer to the age old stupid vs. lying debate: he was lying. If he was simply wrong - repeatedly, for years, with terrible consequences - he would be shutting the fuck up right now instead of angling to be president.

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I don't like Tom Brady, I don't think he's a good broadcaster (though, there's worse), and I don't generally want to see cursing normalized on national broadcasts. But oh my goodness, anybody who cares about this is a giant loser.

Tired: Changing clocks Wired: Permanent Daylight Savings Inspired: Move the clocks back 1 hr every single night, gain an extra 7 hrs a week

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America needs its next president to be as far left as possible. To the extent that they can claw back some of its int'l respectibility in '29, they will need to rebuke not just Trump himself, but what America was under Trump, which is going to disqualify almost any centrist.

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Mark Follman @markfollman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AAA teams must be such crazy environments. You've got kids that are dreaming of the bigs, kids that have had a cup of coffee and are trying to get back, vets that are trying to get back in and keep the dream alive, guys playing rehab games...it raises thr stakes and emotions for everyone I bet

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NEWS: My new investigation uncovers the horrific ChatGPT history of the Tumbler Ridge school shooter. OpenAI’s chatbot fueled the shooter's violent fantasies and plans up to the day of the massacre. Chats about guns, timing of attacks, becoming infamous, and more. www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0...

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ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals

OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.

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Most 1st-place spots: Oilers (x4) Most appearances in top 3 most hated: Knights (x19) Teams not in anyone's top 3 (I think): Sabres, Blue Jackets, Red Wings, Predators, Islanders, Kraken, Mammoth, Canucks, Jets Most baffling #1 (subjective): Red Wings hating Sens? I'm a RW fan and I don't get it

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Sure Ezra pushes back but if a guest on your massive NYT podcast says "I don't know my own address and I'm fine, therefore, my product inducing a worldwide cognitive decline isn't a big deal", you don't push back, you tell him to his face he is wrong and explain why he's wrong to your audience.

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YES. The correct move has finally been made!

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I'm not a Mariners fan but If they won the division as a sub-.500 team and then hit a walk-off homer to win the wild card round, at home, in extra innings, it would perfectly mirror the circumstances of the Seahawks Beast Quake run, and that would be cool.

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"Building is my love language" can you fuck all the way off please, dipshit?

1% of United States Senators are confused by rain

Quote from New republic article about Mitch McConnell reads: Townsend wrote that McConnell appeared somewhat confuses by the rain and showed a delayed response

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