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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 10h

I bet getting keelhauled would feel so good for like a second

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 11h

i know a lot of people have chosen to leave the poison swamp that inflicts constant tick damage but since the Plague Baron stopped casting Rain of Putrefaction so often its gotten way better. plus all of the important conversations about rot and pestilence are happening there

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 10h

Me: This mobile version of No Man's Sky is terrible. There's no spaceships, there's only one planet, and it sucks Friend (looking at my phone): That's Google Earth

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 10h

Doing that thing where you swirl the bottle to make a vortex so you can chug the beer faster, but with an enema

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 18h

"Walking simulators"? Oh, you mean

Amblin Entertainment. (Sort of a dumb joke tbh since Amblin gets its name from Spielberg's first film "Amblin'" so I'm basically just making the joke he's already made but in the opposite direction. Please like and follow.)

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 05/08/2024

Not all who wander are lost. I am, though. Help.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 17/04/2026

Thinking of becoming a porch pirate. Not gonna steal packages. Just gonna sit on a porch drinking grog and confiding in a parrot.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026

Is this that toxic yuri everyone is talking about?

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026

Just speculation, but Dana Terrace might have a *little* bit of resentment toward the Disney corporation. (Absolutely watch Knights of Guinevere, it's beautiful and dark and astounding)

Characters from Knights of Guinevere, a fantastic animated dystopian cyberpunk web series. Very grown up, they say all the bad words.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

i am in need of a companion with whom i may attend a horror movie. this is not a date. i may lean my face into your shoulder or squeeze your hand when i am scared. this is not a date. our hands may brush one another in the buttery heat of the popcorn bucket. i may suck your face. this is NOT a date.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026

Paid $3.00 to a tire air pump machine at a gas station yesterday that not only failed to inflate my soft tire, it actually let more air out of it. In case you were wondering how my life is going lately.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 13/06/2025

A man dies two deaths: the first is when his body dies, and the second is when army scientists who purchase his corpse blow it up to make sure explosions still Do That

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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 11/10/2026

hey, you okay? I heard they made a beloved indie horror game about your fucked up gross apartment

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

me to every single company i've ever interacted with

the "don't email my wife" meme.
a picture of home with a three car garage. someone spray painted, in red spray paint, the words "Stop now. don't e-mail my wife." i changed it to say "don't email my me."

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026

Knights of Guinevere is so damn good.

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I ordered a large pizza for dinner and the delivery guy said 'enjoy the party,' so I had to yell 'food's here guys' into my completely empty hallway.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026

*mouth full of mac and cheese* im powerful

Mac & Cheese PowerMac(tm) with 17g proteind and 6g fiber, I guess

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The first brand-new MST3K episode STING OF DEATH is available right now, immediately, at once, other words to indicate that concept! If you missed it in movie theaters, now’s your chance. You can also order a package of this plus the three next eps in various formats, as they come out. Enjoy!

MST3K: STING OF DEATH art showing the jellyfish monster menacing two 1960s dancers. Classic MST3K silhouette guys watch! (Art by the great Nina Matsumoto)

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026

*getting ready to show up at a place where I have to wear a button-up shirt and tie* time to don my Adult Man costume

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 14/02/2025

(returning to the break room for a third donut) oh, did someone bring donuts?

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026

Every time the coffee machine tells me I need to add water, I groan like I've been tasked with an epic quest. Sometimes, I refuse the hero's call.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026

*mouth full of mac and cheese* im powerful

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

Walked into the Quaker Oats guy's office unexpectedly, and he slammed his laptop shut and yelled at me to knock next time. Checked his browser history later, and he was searching "oatmeal creme pies"

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 08/10/2026

"Clowns are scary" wasn't a mainstream sentiment until Stephen King's It. Similarly, before Texas Chainsaw Massacre, people loved leatherfaces.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

BOSS: it has come to my attention that one of you is a cannibal BILL: oh no AMY: oh no JOE: ME: *sipping a cup of joe* oh no

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one’s laughing now. I’m receiving treatment and everyone’s been really supportive

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

Who is your favorite lesbian character in a movie? There's a lot of good choices.

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

ONE TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: I don’t like AI THE OTHER TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Pretty naïve of you to say that when it just zip zorped the gringle in less than seven kleebs. SEVEN. KLEEBS.

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Man, fairy tale-era stepmom pussy must’ve been hella good to be having dads agree to leave their kids in the woods and shit.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

A curse and a blessing that scratch-n-sniff technology hasn't been adopted for online media images

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

This will be a thread of horror movies I'm watching for my movie club for October 2026. Mostly for my own purposes, but feel free to follow along if you like.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

I should have read through this entire witchcraft tutorial before starting this project. Step twelve involves pulling hairs from the top of my head, and now I'm just standing baldly in the middle of the woods holding sticks and berries soaked in bear blood.

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harpy @harpy.party · 08/10/2026

real cavewives of the neolithic

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/06/2025

First child: *holds a mirror under their nose at 3:37 am to make sure they're still breathing* Third child: *uses peripheral vision to catch them by the ankle because they rolled off the changing table while I was shitposting*

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 06/09/2023

[2035] ME: We used to burn music into flat mirror donuts that played the songs when you shot lasers at them. KID: Okay, millennial.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

It's almost like WB is really bad at knowing what people are interested in seeing.

WB shelved Coyote vs Acme for a $30 million tax write off, the distribution rights were bought for $50 minion, and made $110 million worldwide

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 08/10/2026

calculating my angle and point of impact with perfect precision so when i crash this school bus into the side of Arby’s, i bust right through the walk in freezer. who has the meats now, playboy?

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Yoda: marijuana? Yoda’s girlfriend: oh my god yes! we’re gonna have such an amazing wedding— Yoda: *long drag* fucked up I have

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 30/12/2023

my obsequious godchildren, scambrose and hassenpfesther, have started yet another baffling new religion with the neighborhood children and are now demanding i buy them all golden opera masks

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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.

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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A heart with loose cables

Very bright red large on the page heart with floppy tubes dangling off it, ink, watercolour , pastels

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Fine art prints for the season of 🍂 spooktivity 🍂 and much more available on www.ciaraioch.com/artprints - if you're in the market for some Irish Human-Made Art, please take a look, I have children* to feed. *Alright, crows.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

Walked into the Quaker Oats guy's office unexpectedly, and he slammed his laptop shut and yelled at me to knock next time. Checked his browser history later, and he was searching "oatmeal creme pies"

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

Yakko and Wakko should leave the nurse alone. Firstly, she is just trying to do her job as a nurse. Secondly, she is clearly more woman than they could handle. She would destroy them, mind, body, and spirit.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

They call it Prime Day because that's when they refill the fountain on the Moloch idol with fresh orphan blood

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