SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 3hI wanted to rent an ATV to travel to a see a sweet secluded sunset on my birthday, but we had torrential downpours last night and now it is sounding like a dengue fever version of survivor to get there womp 120
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 3hThese are great questions. I would like to tell the orchestra what to perform for a few special occasions, workshopping some accompaniments and such. 010
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 3h“To avoid getting stuck in a mosquito infested jungle mud pit…” Ummm maybe that sounds like my cup of tea you don’t know what I am into 171
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 16hIf you want to get me my own orchestra for my birthday but forgot it was my birthday, it is not too late, I will also accept a rain check or an orchestra IOU 5183
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 16hIt’s almost my birthday and once again, I do not believe I will be getting an orchestra for my birthday 5303
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 29/09/2026I’m told this will not work in real life in the way that it does in my head 3153
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 29/09/2026Man: *pulls out weapon* Me: *lifts up shirt* Man: …. Me: these perfect boobs, why would you want to hurt them Man: *puts gun away* 1242
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 29/09/2026Maybe? I pick up on vibes but I don’t see the thing that explains the vibes 110
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 29/09/2026I am afraid of a million things I should not be afraid of and totally oblivious to things I should definitely be afraid of 1204
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 29/09/2026He says I am missing any ability to detect actual danger 160
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 29/09/2026He’s never going to let me out of his sight after these experiences 160
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 29/09/2026Having a boyfriend is fun because they point out things you are oblivious to such as men around you with guns tucked in their pants and I’m all la la la that guy is a little creepy but omg I didn’t think he would have a weapon 1130
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 28/09/2026You should. And that I can do sober (plz someone challenge me to this feat) 110
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 28/09/2026Mezcal makes me believe that I am a rapper and you can too 13512
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/09/2026Hopelessly romantic and fiercely loyal and obsessive girlfriend, polyamorous boyfriend 3132
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/09/2026We are sociopaths and narcissists and you can be one too! 0205
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/09/2026Is it bad that my boyfriend knows how often I dream about a man who is not him or is that healthy honesty 290
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/09/2026Disagreements re: how early we must arrive at the airport (incompatible) 2122
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/09/2026I listen to an obscene amount of music and have never heard this song / could not call this song out of a lineup 🤷♀️ 000
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/09/2026I will laugh at every joke because I do not understand any joke 0194
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/09/2026Let’s go to a comedy show in a language we do not speak fluently 160
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/09/2026I have reached the maximum number of drafts which means I must unleash all thoughts regardless of if they are good thoughts or bad thoughts 5172
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 26/09/2026There is something fascinating and eerie oh no when a major pop artist’s fans are convinced that any negative comment about a song is a gigantic bot conspiracy and are unable to accept that just maybe the music is not good. Feels similar to a certain political fandom. 5184
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 25/09/2026Him, observing my swipe behavior: You are a savant for picking red flags. You only pick red flags!! This explains so much about you. 2121
Reposted by SIDE BANGSAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every butterfly you see is Dolly now & you are to say aloud “She Is Risen” when you see one. 311240
Reposted by SIDE BANGSSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just realized WAP by Cardi B has the same chord progression as Pachelbel's Canon in D haha D is funny in this context 1615339
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 24/09/2026Should I get last minute Phoebe Bridgers tickets or should I get last minute Phoebe Bridgers tickets 5242
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Reposted by SIDE BANGSsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i’m not skilled enough to pretend to be cool so i just had to embrace my nerdy cringe and be at peace 27522