Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 1h"What do we do with credible rapists w/ a platform" Take away platform Let everyone know about the rape Make sure no one doesn't know about the rape Let that reputation do its work. What I don't see in that list: "Write a fawning think piece about a guy that has received zero consequences." 26211
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 3h 452719731
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 3hIt’s wild how every (putatively independent) federal agency has focused their social media messaging around the GOP’s midterm strategy of “stopping communism.” Also, how many American voters do you think could identify this “loser” who died 102 years ago and never set foot in the US? 94967168
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 51m"No one elected you" I beg your pardonstatic.klipy.comConclave VapeAlt: Cardinal Tedesco vaping furiously in the movie Conclave 517218
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕im nicebat 👼🦇 dead dove do not eat @nicebart.bsky.social · 5hcan I say something 1386
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3hDon’t unmute just understand Slayer is playing 0152
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2hThe family cat on Christmas morning before everyone has cleaned up the wrapping 06320
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3hIf i was a senator i think I would be doing a coughHAWKEYEScough every time he spoke forever 0142
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Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12hi wonder if trump realizes $100 is basically 4 12 packs of diet coke 4372
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3hEvery trump conspiracy is a bubble labeled trump family and a single arrow pointing to a bubble labeled RAMPANT OBVIOUSLY CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR 0156
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13hOne thing you can say about Michael Caine is that Michael Caine is a political conservative who made 70 movies where the entire idea was to make Michael Caine money but he never did this bullshit 31101485
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3h“.. The layoffs — occurring just three days before President Donald Trump’s rally on Saturday at a nearby high school — were large enough to basically erase an entire year of job growth in the greater Dayton, Ohio, area.” @apnews.com apnews.com/article/trum... 1301263534
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14hWedding afterparty is going off 63409
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 5hSanguuuuuich!!!!! 051
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15hThese guys keep Willy Wonka out of jail 823218
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕panda @sleepyredpanda.bsky.social · 11/02/2025saving this 1142
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 13hBeing a new parent is not conducive to watching an incredible fall movie lineup 3261
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15hWe moved a few months ago and I still think about The Store 48178640
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 15hyou all got my ass with this one 1534016
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026How it feels finding another good shitposter 0366
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 18hIf we couldn't post anything we don't think would read out well in court... I'm not sure I'd want to still be on The Internet. 2294
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Micah @rincewind.run · 16hmy dude you flew a stop the steal flag outside your house 352271409
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19hTime orders Old Age to destroy Beauty (flipped, detail), by Pompeo Girolamo Batoni, 1746, 📸 by @madelinepcarter.bsky.social 61622227
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 19hit's a theory the same way gravity is a theory 1374782
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 18hOh you've never been in a drug deal gone bad, how cute 911737
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 17hi’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up 292906367
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 15hthis smells like the story here is going to involve AI in the form of an internal data pool or something 4886
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Angry Scooter @angryscooter77.bsky.social · 21hTurned 30 and just:static.klipy.comFuturama Future StockALT: Futurama Future Stock 1617814
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16hI didn’t think this mfer could be cooler but he did it 1230814
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 16h 351553
アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕 @shamr0cker.bsky.social · 15hEveryone yelled at the last season of GOT for the Dany dragon shot for doing the same thing. But form matters 020
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 19hIt’s a bummer that American brains are so cooked that you have to go on the podcast of a guy who looks and sounds straight up like a Neanderthal to gently explain to him the idea of a social safety net but I think Zohran is straight up the perfect guy to do that 517331
アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕 @shamr0cker.bsky.social · 16hHe needs to raise the white flag next administration 000
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 19hP 0436
アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕 @shamr0cker.bsky.social · 16hIt’s fucking crazy now that everytime we do the Pope accent it won’t be Italians but Chicagoan. Da Pope 050
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17h 38127402366
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20hGod this shit was cool as fuck 405081968
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19h 1859561566
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19hSad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 13688861876
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Reading about Russian history 1642436
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 22hDemocrats caved and/or facilitated this monopolization of practically every major media property in the US into the hands of a MAGA fascist psychopath. If the US had an opposition party, each of its presidential contenders would would vow to dissolve this monopoly by any means necessary. 28950318
Reposted by アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 21hI assume his response will consist ofstatic.klipy.comGoofy And I'Ll Do It AgainAlt: Goofy saying i’ll fucking Do It Again 0173