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Few instances where my online personas is better then IRL. James Connolly, “Men perish but principles live.” I can’t spell millennials without taking 3 massive L’s Lost in the Sauce

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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 1h
"What do we do with credible rapists w/ a platform" Take away platform Let everyone know about the rape Make sure no one doesn't know about the rape Let that reputation do its work. What I don't see in that list: "Write a fawning think piece about a guy that has received zero consequences."
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 3h
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 3h
It’s wild how every (putatively independent) federal agency has focused their social media messaging around the GOP’s midterm strategy of “stopping communism.” Also, how many American voters do you think could identify this “loser” who died 102 years ago and never set foot in the US?
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With Communism, everything turns to og and under @POTUS, America will NEVER be a Communist country.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 51m
"No one elected you" I beg your pardon
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Conclave Vape
Alt: Cardinal Tedesco vaping furiously in the movie Conclave
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im nicebat 👼🦇 dead dove do not eat @nicebart.bsky.social · 5h
can I say something
dominos meme and the biggest domino to be tipped over says "Restorative Justice is when a YouTuber can rape an unconscious woman but he shouldn't have his life ruined over it"
The smallest domino about to be tipped says 
Congress wearing
Kente Cloths
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3h
Don’t unmute just understand Slayer is playing
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2h
The family cat on Christmas morning before everyone has cleaned up the wrapping
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3h
If i was a senator i think I would be doing a coughHAWKEYEScough every time he spoke forever
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 14h
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3h
The Will Smith cigarette meme but with a bunch of extra cigarettes added
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12h
i wonder if trump realizes $100 is basically 4 12 packs of diet coke
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3h
Every trump conspiracy is a bubble labeled trump family and a single arrow pointing to a bubble labeled RAMPANT OBVIOUSLY CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13h
One thing you can say about Michael Caine is that Michael Caine is a political conservative who made 70 movies where the entire idea was to make Michael Caine money but he never did this bullshit
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3h
“.. The layoffs — occurring just three days before President Donald Trump’s rally on Saturday at a nearby high school — were large enough to basically erase an entire year of job growth in the greater Dayton, Ohio, area.” @apnews.com apnews.com/article/trum...
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14h
Wedding afterparty is going off
Box of fake teeth, box of fake mustaches
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 5h
Sanguuuuuich!!!!!
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 5h
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 5h
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 5h
is this bad
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15h
These guys keep Willy Wonka out of jail
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panda @sleepyredpanda.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
saving this
tv showing an angry roman crowd with the caption: "RACISM RACISM RACISM RACISM RACISM"
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 13h
Being a new parent is not conducive to watching an incredible fall movie lineup
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アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕 @shamr0cker.bsky.social · 14h
Wildcat strikes please 🙏
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15h
We moved a few months ago and I still think about The Store
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 15h
you all got my ass with this one
meme photo of jim beam and 3 of my posts next to it each corresponding with a certain amount of whiskey
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How it feels finding another good shitposter
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 18h
If we couldn't post anything we don't think would read out well in court... I'm not sure I'd want to still be on The Internet.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16h
my dude you flew a stop the steal flag outside your house
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19h
Time orders Old Age to destroy Beauty (flipped, detail), by Pompeo Girolamo Batoni, 1746, 📸 by @madelinepcarter.bsky.social
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 19h
it's a theory the same way gravity is a theory
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 18h
Oh you've never been in a drug deal gone bad, how cute
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 18h
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 17h
i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 15h
this smells like the story here is going to involve AI in the form of an internal data pool or something
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Angry Scooter @angryscooter77.bsky.social · 21h
Turned 30 and just:
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Futurama Future Stock
ALT: Futurama Future Stock
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16h
I didn’t think this mfer could be cooler but he did it
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 16h
A person getting a CT scan asking "doc how does it look?"

Doctor on a computer in a different room playing Batomon Showdown "lol hold on fam"
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アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕 @shamr0cker.bsky.social · 15h
Everyone yelled at the last season of GOT for the Dany dragon shot for doing the same thing. But form matters
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 19h
It’s a bummer that American brains are so cooked that you have to go on the podcast of a guy who looks and sounds straight up like a Neanderthal to gently explain to him the idea of a social safety net but I think Zohran is straight up the perfect guy to do that
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アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕 @shamr0cker.bsky.social · 16h
He needs to raise the white flag next administration
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 19h
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Or licking MAGA baggies!
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アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕 @shamr0cker.bsky.social · 16h
It’s fucking crazy now that everytime we do the Pope accent it won’t be Italians but Chicagoan. Da Pope
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17h
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20h
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19h
The good news is that antifascism, Reconstruction 2.0, the abolition of billionaires, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19h
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20h
lmfao
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reading about Russian history
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 22h
Democrats caved and/or facilitated this monopolization of practically every major media property in the US into the hands of a MAGA fascist psychopath. If the US had an opposition party, each of its presidential contenders would would vow to dissolve this monopoly by any means necessary.

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@DiscussingFilm
David Ellison has shown an official graphic of everything Skydance will own after acquiring Warner Bros and Paramount.

Assets:

• TNT
• CBS
• CNN
• MTV
• TCM
• Showtime
• Adult Swim
• DC Studios
• Paramount+
• Nickelodeon
• HBO/HBO Max
• Comedy Central
• Cartoon Network

Film Rights:

• Star Trek
• Gremlins
• Beetlejuice
• DC Comics
• Tom & Jerry
• Harry Potter
• Citizen Kane
• Transformers
• A Quiet Place
• Looney Tunes
• The Conjuring
• Mortal Kombat
• Game of Thrones
• Dora The Explorer
• Mission Impossible
• The Lord of the Rings
• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Avatar: The Last Airbender
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Dune 3 (distribution rights)
• Minecraft (distribution rights)
• MonsterVerse (distribution rights)
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 21h
I assume his response will consist of
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Goofy And I'Ll Do It Again
Alt: Goofy saying i’ll fucking Do It Again
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