Reposted by shamblebotStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 5hIf I had to pick a favorite kind of conflict? It’s gotta be internecine 1534927
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 6hThere's never been a better time to rewatch MTV's Sweet/Vicious, which was tragically cancelled after one season because it came out less than a year before the first MeToo story 100
Reposted by shamblebotBrooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 21hI wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh 521873322
Reposted by shamblebotThomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko. 1760372284
Reposted by shamblebotali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 21hshutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight. 83812724
Reposted by shamblebotjam @socialistboat.dad · 29/09/2026😒 "Looping you in for visibility" 😏 "Sir, you're gonna want to see this" 25611
Reposted by shamblebotMrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows 543076564
Reposted by shamblebot🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻 272415549
Reposted by shamblebotmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4989851652
Reposted by shamblebotGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026in the words of my friend Grace, arguing about who does and doesn't get to use the word "lesbian" is for people who aren't having lesbian sex 424029
Reposted by shamblebotDavid Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Chris Hansen (interrogation voice): “it’s 2:30 in the morning, what am I supposed to make of this?” The Grinch (eyes to floor): “I shwear I’m only here for the Chrishmas preshents” Chris Hansen (narration voice): “with the Whoville PD waiting outside, our green suspect has been caught red handed.” 832632
Reposted by shamblebotjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026this is legitimately very funny 83124631877
Reposted by shamblebotGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026People always think I'm being a troll or insane when I bring up children's rights but I know my only sin is being correct too early. 616532
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A lot of people say they want a dog when what they want is a cat 1101
Reposted by shamblebotIphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We gotta start gatekeeping again. Normies weren't supposed to find out about shit like "Angine de Poitrine" or "Western Massachusetts Queer Culture". There's too much information accessible to too many people and you all can't be trusted. 1415
Reposted by shamblebotSiobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms 111274312
Reposted by shamblebotSara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He imposed Shania Law 14975261450
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bringing an iced coffee with 2 straws to a job interview and suggesting we “Lady and Tramp it” to the interviewer 020
Reposted by shamblebotlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought 794363852
Reposted by shamblebotwhet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups 62428366
Reposted by shamblebotj0shc @wrestlingbrain.net · 25/09/2026It brings me so much peace knowing that every old person I see with tons of tattoos looks extremely cool. That was always the rub when I was young, people saying “they’re going to look bad when you’re old” and it is seeming more and more that the exact opposite is true and I’m gonna look wicked 1499
Reposted by shamblebotJosh Spiegel @mousterpiece.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“He needs to be eating worms” is maybe the funniest quote the Times has ever published. 35785119
Reposted by shamblebotpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes. 67105341640
Reposted by shamblebot10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I feel like the AI Will Be Conscious thing is similar to the idea of the singularity or like Elon Musk insisting that specific memories can be saved or deleted, like it's the same very literal understandings of the mind that yet all rely on magic we have no working model of or evidence for. 1664387
Reposted by shamblebotBedWords @snacklesbian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i'm still seeing this get shared so just a reminder, this article is wrong in many places and london daily is one of those fake ai newspapers 6565208
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Is her name actually Overton this is some JKR level writing 032
Reposted by shamblebotMorgan M Page @morganmpage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Queer drama is really fun to text about and politically sinister when it breaches containment and conservatives find out about it. Those are *our* unreasonable assholes, back off!! 346382
Reposted by shamblebotBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Experiencing the passage of time in the slow uptick of improv scenes I watch that are about colonoscopies 07414
Reposted by shamblebotcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026found a new type of guy 2103686415
Reposted by shamblebotmagnolia siddell ✨ @magnoliapearl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Saw someone say on Twitter, of Jane Schoenbrun, “At some point you have to make a movie that isn’t about yourself.” No you don’t. That isn’t true 23926164
Reposted by shamblebotJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3460351477
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026All I've ever wanted is a diagnostic maneuver named after me, like Phalen's test 010
Reposted by shamblebotleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day 392368381
Reposted by shamblebotJay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up. 26482571354
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Metro fucked, buses are fucked, traffic is fucked, pack it in folks DC is closed for business today 000
Reposted by shamblebotDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz 152277411
Reposted by shamblebotActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices 814243716
Reposted by shamblebotdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 3069241690
Reposted by shamblebotHamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Allowing the most powerful segment of society to opt out of public services inevitably makes public services worse. This is why the existence of private schools inevitably makes public schools worse. A simple fact that seems hard for many to admit. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/private-sc...hamiltonnolan.comPrivate Schools Are Bad for SocietyThe starting point for any honest discussion. 13455124
Reposted by shamblebotJoy Davenport @joydavenport.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Y'all when I finally saw a picture of Natalie Harp I sincerely thought I was looking at Vera Drew performing a scary new character 116517
Reposted by shamblebotrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026this relationship does not get less funny to me i’m sorry like i know there are real stakes i KNOW that but it’s so perfectly overbearing racist grandpa / grandchild who can barely muster basic manners 301998154
Reposted by shamblebotJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026remember when Madison Cawthorn broke omertà and told the truth about GOP staffers and they stuck him in a crate and mailed him to Abu Dhabi 191250176
Reposted by shamblebotPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“transplant” discourse is great because you get to see how easily people can swaddle their insular, reactionary beliefs with left-coded language 352108179
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I see it's another day of "Everyone commenting only read the headline and didn't bother to read the actual article" 120
