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Iphigenia V

@iphigenia.bsky.social
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millenial chungus, train weirdo, lighting genius

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Jenny Holzer @jennyholzer.bsky.social · 2h
DEVIANTS ARE SACRIFICED TO INCREASE GROUP SOLIDARITY
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 8h
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 19h
Bringing this one back because I absolutely had a panic attack last night when I should've opted for pony tack
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We gotta start gatekeeping again. Normies weren't supposed to find out about shit like "Angine de Poitrine" or "Western Massachusetts Queer Culture". There's too much information accessible to too many people and you all can't be trusted.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stuntedaphidcel posting on twitter, in which she states: "look, man, HRT isn't gonna turn you into your waifu or like those 1% top OF girls. youre gonna look like your mother. and that's fine, she's a very beautiful woman. it was a pleasure to make her acquaintance last night."
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
y'all thought i was in a bad mood beforehand and then i found out a big name fetish photographer ripped off a shoot i was in years ago
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
man don't quote my posts talking about experiencing transphobia to complain about bluesky's UI being bad the fuck is wrong with you people seriously
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Aram @aramvartian.com · 25/09/2026
Someone said "the Pan flag is just neon Armenia" and I will never be able to forget it.
A digital graphic showing two square flag designs side-by-side, both consisting of three equal horizontal stripes. The square on the left features bright magenta pink, cyan blue, and yellow stripes, which are the colors of the pansexual pride flag. The square on the right features deep red, dark blue, and golden-orange stripes, representing the national flag of Armenia.
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the only cishet person from Boston I want to hear talking about lesbian bars is Jonathan Richman
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As a former western mass lesbian, it is true that place is filled with 20-something idiots who have too many gender studies degrees and too little real world sense AND it is also true that the Boston Globe article is a psyop against queer people and people of color.
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
got double-vaxed for free at the local community center i am now officially woke 2
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The local festival commemorating the invention of Marshmallow Fluff is this weekend so ONCE AGAIN I am reminding you all that a man once paid me to cover my entire body in fluff and it is one of my proudest achievements.
Woman sitting in a kiddie pool entirely coated in marshmallow fluff
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what is going on with the bsky moderation thing. someone explain it to me so i don't have to go digging through a whole bunch of threads and quote posts while taking innumerable amounts of psychic damage.
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Rye Pony 🔜 NO, ANE @ryepony.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
glue. factory.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the vvitch is a horror story about what new england was like before dunkin
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
May I suggest
Kink.com armory
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy birthday to David Wojnarowicz, groundbreaking artist, writer & activist, who raged raged raged against inequity and injustice at every turn. If he hadn’t died of AIDS, like so many leading lights of his generation, he would have been 72 years old today (thread)
A black-and-white photograph of artist & writer David Wojnarowicz, with added elements including red and yellow flames along the right side of his body, and maps over his face and neckA photo of artist David Wojnarowicz wearing a jacket; on the back is a pink triangle and the legend, "If I die of AIDS-forget burial-just drop my body on the steps of the F.D.A."
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
❌️ panic attack on a Sunday ✅️ pony tack on a Sunday
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Worst guy you know accidentally makes extremely good point.
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I acquired an old fur coat from a theatre company's costume storage so I got to hang out with my fur guy today. I am slowly morphing into Cruella de Vil (in the sense that I'm a middle aged lesbian pervert with an ever-expanding fur collection) which I guess all I ever wanted to be anyway.
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One day before I die one of you with a podcast or a YouTube channel has to let me on as a guest so I can rant about the death of Robinson Lalin because I know way more about that than the NTSB bothered to report and I think I'm low key traumatized by it.
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i look nice today
Portrait selfie of a woman in a blue dress, red lipstick and  red beret
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Callan Bellwether @sleepytimetbear.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There are several bellwether rules to live by, like ‘don’t you deserve the same comforts as a small dog on an airplane?’ But number one is: ‘even if you hate a bitch you help her’. trans kin in need supersedes all personal beef; you don’t even have to be happy about it, but you do have to do it.
Pingu angrily making a valentine as a metaphor for ‘fuck you but I gotta make sure you live’
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Extremely Jordan @extremelyuncanny.com · 07/09/2026
As is tradition
Todaybor day is Labor Day! 
Homestar Runner holding a wooden spoon with a bowl for a helmet screams as The Cheat stares off
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I am not doing this "toxic agp white trans woman" vs. "hsts doll" thing all the girls on the internet seem to love. Go outside all of you and stop doing the CIA's work for them.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A new part of my morning commute is watching the Northeast Regional scream by at speed a few minutes before my silly little commuter train arrives.
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what if i moved to the west coast jk, unless....
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm gonna performatively read another Thomas Pynchon novel it's so over 4 u hoes
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molly @mollymoss.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
werewolf transistion spooky, scary boys becoming girls girls becoming wolves
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
they gotta invent some kind of therapy for simultaneously going through multiple chronic health issues while everything you love about yourself gets increasingly chewed up by the algorithm and content-ized i'm pioneering new kinds of low self-esteem that i didn't know were possible dawg this sucks
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Listen up you fuckers I have a kidney infection and I'm feeling low so I'm posting an old photoshoot for attention. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. MAYBE ONE DAY IF MY BODY STOPS TRYING TO KILL ME I'LL DO A NEW PHOTO SHOOT.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
weird how you never hear about police department layoffs
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i was like ok i’m gonna spend the day trying to be more like dolly yknow. embody some of that warmth and kindness and see if it doesn’t make me less sad. not 10 minutes later a guy said something a little weird to me so i reflexively snapped SUCK MY DICK AND CHOKE ON IT idk how that bitch managed it
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Women only want one thing and it's the radical feminist [not terfy] land trust in Vermont
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I didn't get hired at an exciting and well-paying gig at new performing arts center that I thought I was a shoo-in for. I found out today they hired exclusively white guys and my would-be department is already off to a dysfunctional start.
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
GODOT WILL RETURN in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
ian mckellan resting his head on patrick stewart's shoulder as they hold hands and wait for godot in waiting for godot. they are dressed like classical hobos and would make excellent choices to play the hoboes in a live action version of that futurama episode where fry drinks 100 cups of coffee.
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
we have fun at work occasionally
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merritt @merrittk.com · 17/08/2026
more places should have artists-in-residence. like there should be a residency where you live on a particular train for a month. there should be an oil rig residency, an arctic research station residency. maybe a residency at a zoo
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
everything i know about nancy mace i've learned against my will she has great evil in her shriveled heart and anything beyond that is simply unnecessary information
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
In Japan Woke 2 was called Wokie Wokie Panic.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I watched the re-master of "I Shot Andy Warhol" in the theatre this afternoon and I would like to once again propose my theory that women should be allowed to kill one (1) man of higher net worth per year without getting in trouble.
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My view of good taste is that it is taste that is honest and informed. HONEST: It's bad taste to pretend to like something everyone else likes that you don't, or to lie to yourself & others about why you do or don't like it INFORMED: You need to have a somewhat true picture of the thing you like
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