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@shamblebot.bsky.social
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Perpetual idealist, hopeless snob

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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Not quoting directly bc I don’t want to be rude but come on, be so fucking real, the only people I know who cared about this book were nerds. The avg American reads maybe one book a year. It’s not misogyny to suggest book sales were boosted by a wildly popular movie coming out
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m having a great time laughing at all the jokes that my good friend Mitch McConnell is dead. He’s just out of frame, laughing too
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
She doesn’t know the house is going to be full of people in 4 hours (yes she’s sleeping on a weighted blanket, it’s her favorite)
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Baby Girl 💕
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This ungrateful childe got me nothing for Mother’s Day
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Narcissistic moms reading this post:
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Me with my humanities and STEM Bachelor’s and Master’s degrees walking into a job interview
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I mostly agree with this but important to differentiate between transformative fan works (fan fiction) and consumption fandom (Funko Pops, explainer vids, Easter eggs)
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You can still read the books and watch the existing movies! Trans people are literally asking you to not spend money on this specific thing, stop being a child
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Never stood a chance
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Me when everyone scheduled for the evening shift calls out and I have to do a double on a Sunday
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Poster’s disease should be in the DSM
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I imagine when It Does Happen, it’ll be like when Buckingham Palace pretended this was a completely normal, 100% alive guy for months
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
i.ytimg.com/vi/nA-IXPNvA...
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Lmao
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
She said don’t you dare think about being productive
One sleepy kitty
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Someone was very happy when I got home from vacation
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Working in healthcare seeing everyone post about not working this week or slacking off today
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Hello
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
No shade to this guy who is an expert on horror but has GDT ever claimed to be a horror guy? I feel like that’s a label that’s always been imposed on him. He makes movies with *horror elements* but the man became famous for a gothic fairy tale, he’s not Carpenter
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Woodworking (2025)
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
No one’s doing eepy like her
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I see this take a lot (almost always from white transplants) and IMO it’s just a variation on the blood-and-soil rhetoric of conservatives. You’re basically saying people should only live where they’re born, a thing they have no control over, and if don’t feel safe there, too bad
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
She’s queen of the freaks!
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Same energy
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Lol. Lmao.
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
If you post like this, they should take you out back like Old Yeller
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
When women are lonely, we’re called “crazy cat ladies” and told to change our hair, clothes, bodies, personalities to be more desirable. When men are lonely, it’s suddenly everyone else’s problem
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
i.redd.it/x2f2fkpjrrhb...
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Good night everyone, Willow says fuck ICE 💕
Calico cat sleeping in bedCalico cat with a very long neck, almost too long. What’s she trying to see?
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
It’s 2008, I’m graduating from school, we’re at war in the Middle East, and a recession is looming It’s 2025, I’m graduating from school, we’re at war in the Middle East, and a recession is looming
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
And this is for trans masculine hormones. This is just to inform people and is not medical advice.
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
This is the recommendation for monitoring trans feminine hormones
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I am in no way endorsing the use of DIY HRT. Unrelated, this is a screenshot from UpToDate on the medical guidelines for HRT.
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I use this humidity control gel for my curly hair, my partner likes this Barb pomade
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Blessings accepted ✨
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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