shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Not quoting directly bc I don’t want to be rude but come on, be so fucking real, the only people I know who cared about this book were nerds. The avg American reads maybe one book a year. It’s not misogyny to suggest book sales were boosted by a wildly popular movie coming out 120
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I’m having a great time laughing at all the jokes that my good friend Mitch McConnell is dead. He’s just out of frame, laughing too 000
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 27/06/2026She doesn’t know the house is going to be full of people in 4 hours (yes she’s sleeping on a weighted blanket, it’s her favorite) 010
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 10/05/2026This ungrateful childe got me nothing for Mother’s Day 000
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Me with my humanities and STEM Bachelor’s and Master’s degrees walking into a job interview 030
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I mostly agree with this but important to differentiate between transformative fan works (fan fiction) and consumption fandom (Funko Pops, explainer vids, Easter eggs) 110
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026You can still read the books and watch the existing movies! Trans people are literally asking you to not spend money on this specific thing, stop being a child 000
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Me when everyone scheduled for the evening shift calls out and I have to do a double on a Sunday 000
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I imagine when It Does Happen, it’ll be like when Buckingham Palace pretended this was a completely normal, 100% alive guy for months 020
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 04/01/2026She said don’t you dare think about being productive 020
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Someone was very happy when I got home from vacation 0111
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Working in healthcare seeing everyone post about not working this week or slacking off today 120
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 24/11/2025No shade to this guy who is an expert on horror but has GDT ever claimed to be a horror guy? I feel like that’s a label that’s always been imposed on him. He makes movies with *horror elements* but the man became famous for a gothic fairy tale, he’s not Carpenter 100
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I see this take a lot (almost always from white transplants) and IMO it’s just a variation on the blood-and-soil rhetoric of conservatives. You’re basically saying people should only live where they’re born, a thing they have no control over, and if don’t feel safe there, too bad 010
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 11/08/2025If you post like this, they should take you out back like Old Yeller 040
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 01/08/2025When women are lonely, we’re called “crazy cat ladies” and told to change our hair, clothes, bodies, personalities to be more desirable. When men are lonely, it’s suddenly everyone else’s problem 130
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 19/06/2025It’s 2008, I’m graduating from school, we’re at war in the Middle East, and a recession is looming It’s 2025, I’m graduating from school, we’re at war in the Middle East, and a recession is looming 000
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 22/05/2025And this is for trans masculine hormones. This is just to inform people and is not medical advice. 063
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 22/05/2025This is the recommendation for monitoring trans feminine hormones 142
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I am in no way endorsing the use of DIY HRT. Unrelated, this is a screenshot from UpToDate on the medical guidelines for HRT. 1117
shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I use this humidity control gel for my curly hair, my partner likes this Barb pomade 000