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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chris Hansen (interrogation voice): “it’s 2:30 in the morning, what am I supposed to make of this?” The Grinch (eyes to floor): “I shwear I’m only here for the Chrishmas preshents” Chris Hansen (narration voice): “with the Whoville PD waiting outside, our green suspect has been caught red handed.”
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The LeBrodyssey
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Um. Watching baseball? @jonbois.bsky.social
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Shot: i ove trump Chaser: yes of course they were sitting in the crosswalk
Car with sticker that says I❤️VE TRUMPSame car but now I’ve zoomed out enough so you can see they are stopped in a crosswalk
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Pretty much right after I post that, he becomes James Homerunman
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
James Outman is pretty good nominative determinism.
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Once again thinking about Calamity Bert
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Update
Google search "How many gs are in the word 'godzilla'"
AI overview: There are 2 gs in the word godzilla, the uppercase G at the beginning and the lower case g in the middle. Godzillga
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Gogzilla
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
$100 for every hip of mine that was surgically repaired this morning. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Actual the plural form of her name is Pams Bondus.
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Sorry @rodger.bsky.social
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social ass statement
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I love League Pass, getting the in-arena Jumbotron screens. “Doing things I love :) also I am watching the Cleveland Cavaliers.”
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Christmas Movie
Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe in the final scene of The Nice Guys, with Christmas decorations in the background.
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Probably my favorite slop clickbait ad I’ve seen on the internet. Most people don’t know about The Blue Goo, but we can tell you.
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
For years I've been mocking bullshit excuses for speeding by telling people, "Just say you like to speed!" Ok that was a fun experiment, please go back to lying about being late for work or whatever the hell.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
ten days in, elon musk's america party is going stronger than ever. everybody's still talking about it. best of all, he remembers having started it
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Private Otter Encounter.
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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
When the bully from the 1980s ski movie wants to fight now, but the best friend tells him to save it for the slopes.
Bryce Harper and Ryan Zimmerman
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
#LetEmKnow
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
13.10 from my Michigan grad wife, for obvious reasons. The second donation in honor of my beloved Purdue Boilermakers' 1-11 football record last season. Imagine the donation next year if Purdue can win, say, 3 games! @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I wrote about Car Brain, the people who cannot calm down about NYC's new congestion pricing toll, and the media that exists to make sure they never calm down about anything. defector.com/democracy-di...
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Democracy Dies As Awful Man No Longer Able To Freely Drive 18 Blocks In Manhattan | Defector
It is not very difficult to learn true and useful things about the new congestion pricing toll system that New York City switched on last weekend, but it is much easier to learn untrue things about it...
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ً @zan.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The first time I heard the dark level music in the original Super Mario Bros I instantly understood the concept of evil
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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Billy @billygomila.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
A Miami-SMU ACC Championship Game should be called Supply vs. Demand
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David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
On The Right Time with Bomani Jones, I explained that many of the worst urban streets are managed by state DOTs, with cities powerless to fix them. "States control just 14% of road miles within cities, but fully 2/3 of all urban crash deaths occur there." podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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The Right Time with Bomani Jones
Sports Podcast · 208 Episodes · Updated Semiweekly
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Wisconsin got a pretty solid test tonight vs Randomized Five-Character Temporary Password
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The level of complete and arrant shock I receive from others when they learn that I arrived to a social event on my bike (or via the bus) is probably why I've accepted that we just experienced the coolest summer for the rest of lives.
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Any arrangement is edible once.
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 12/11/2024
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
It is okay for some things to not have AI.
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
Me, a Purdue basketball fan, listening to @kirshner.bsky.social on We’re Not All Like This discussing Maryland basketball with @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
@janecoaston.bsky.social Angelo’s torturing us this morning with a countdown clock.
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social my wife and I committed to this costume back when Michigan’s scandals were more innocent and included breakfast burgers. She is killing the Harbaugh face, too!
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