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Sety @sety.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that guy looks so much like Jim Varney that I can't be convinced this isn't a clip from an Ernest movie
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm never going to be over that time the Morton Salt building collapsed only to reveal it literally was a building just filled with salt
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what did you think it was, 16 floors of executives taking phone calls like "tell brady on 9 it's still salt", "johnson I need those figures on the salt" what
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guys will see shit like this and just say "hell yeah"
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
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reese @reese.dog · 28/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
I'm the opposite of AI
It took me an hour to write one email and I haven't had any water today

[A silver fish with a red head superimposed over a green field and blue sky, with a larger, semi-transparent version of the same fish floating in the sky behind it.]
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor theonion.com/recipe-passed-down-fro…
Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor
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StrongMoist @strongmoist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fortune's Weave experience so far
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
baseball is parryslop
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
alright you stupid faggot
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Sety @sety.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will be seated in the audience when this day comes
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Erin Tierney | Veil’s Edge Games @veilsedgegames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ID: tumblr post by user corsairesix 
Text: Hey I'm sorry that guys who only watch children's cartoons have bad takes about literature sometimes, but the imagined past where people have great reading comprehension and interact thoughtfully with adult themes doesn't exist
Also you're starting to sound like a RETVRN guy

Some gothic lit blog: How is it that society has gotten more puritanical than ever in the last five years?
Guy they invited on the actual news in 1996: Pokemon was created by Satan
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Sety @sety.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
surf maps changed my life he's right
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Sety @sety.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Agreed. And I must take any excuse to post "im not giving some metastrumonic bitch access to my cybereyes" which has lived in my head for over a decade
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fire Emblem really perfected the art of designing characters who look like they were genetically engineered from birth to guard the entrance to a stronghold
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
whoa holy mama they trapped me in the orb
pope being gifted the orb but it's the elvis orb
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Sety @sety.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love when I finally stop feeling nauseous and decide to eat but by the time Ive heated up anything I feel sick again
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i love driving my car. put the top down. turn the music on. feel the wind rushing through my moustache. turn the big drill on. plow through the cops
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Sloane @emulsion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
inventing this drink was my first hit tweet, i've never had one but now i feel like it's my duty to try
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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack
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Sety @sety.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Im a simple man, I see Germain and go AAAAAAAAAAA.
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Marf @marf.dog · 08/09/2026
A cut-out of the below animal cocking its head, except with the 🏳️‍🌈❔emojis added
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026
pukeko (@pukekoku) on twitter: "shut up im pondering"
[A heron submerged in water up to its neck.]
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Possum A-ko @kaiserbeamz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
His will lives on!
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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Will @backingtrack.gg · 01/09/2026
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 03/09/2026
man has a point
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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/08/2026
[A black bird staring into the camera from extremely close distance.]
"Remember that birdwatching goes both ways"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Risk of rain fans be like maybe"
It's Mario in front of a storm cloud
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columbologist @columbologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 27/08/2026
Source: https://x.com/LouisvilleGun/status/2092671164577411239

Image: Scene from Sicario with ReviewBrah in a car next to a shootuout
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Soup. The food.
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Caz @timberwind.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The original Starwalker, voiced by Michael Dorn. Rotate this in your mind
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends are playing cards. There is a birdcage hanging behind them, just peaking out of frame. Friend 1 asks, “does your bird talk?” To which friend 2 replies, “Please… don’t.” Panel 2: friend 2 continues, head in hand, “he’s on this alpha male influencer thing right now.” Behind him, the bird - posed and wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket - is leaning forward on a tiny easy chair in his enclosure. Panel 3: with his hands clasped, easing back into his chair, the bird says, “stops eating seeds. Focus on your net worth.”
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Sety @sety.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
adding Frat Bro Munks to the list of AUs
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes in BEYOND BELIEF
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