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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The other day i saw a middle aged fat guy peeing at a urinal, with his pants around his ankles like a toddler. i could see everything. Masterclass in aura farming.

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The Pastatutes @pastatutes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The 'Tutes star in a documentary. Feat. @fredrikknudsen.bsky.social @saltydkdan.bsky.social Support us on Youtube: www.youtube.com/@ThePastatutes #indieanimation #animation #cartoon

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack

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The Pastatutes @pastatutes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The 'Tutes help a john ascend. Feat. @alexrochonva.bsky.social Support us on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@ThePastatutes #indieanimation #animation #cartoon

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Everyone agrees the world is full of idiots! But no one thinks they're an idiot.......

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The Pastatutes @pastatutes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The 'Tutes give an apartment tour. Support us on Youtube: www.youtube.com/@ThePastatutes #indieanimation #animation #cartoon

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

A ton of blood, sweat, and ragu went into putting this together, it would mean an immense amount to me and the production team if you were to give it a peek 🙏❤️

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The Pastatutes @pastatutes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

And finally, Sandra Espinoza (@dustyoldroses.com) joins the cast as the weird and wonderful Floosilli! You may have heard Sandra in Brawl Stars, Epithet Erased, or Starter Squad! We’re beyond thrilled to have her on board!

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The Pastatutes @pastatutes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Presenting Sena Bryer (@senabryer.com) as the fierce and feisty Farfallatio! Known for her roles in Final Fantasy 14 and It’s Bunlith! The Witch Upstairs, she’s now bringing her incredible talents to The Pastatutes. #pastatutes

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The Pastatutes @pastatutes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Presenting Marissa Lenti (@marissalenti.com) as the saucy seductress, Macahoni! Known for her roles in The Amazing Digital Circus, Borderlands 3 & more, we're so excited to have her bring Macahoni to life! #Pastatutes

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Eight years later. The prophecy fulfilled. "He'll never do it," they said. "He's red and gay," they said. Well, who's got the last laugh? Me, i do. Lolz

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Infinite Multiverse Theory implies there is a universe where a version of you regularly picks up and eats dog shit.

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

texts from my brother, felt like an instant classic:

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

We should cancel EVERYONE, we should dig up everything everyone ever said or did and brigade to destroy every single person's career until there is no one left making anything on the internet except like Dorkly. That would be really funny i think.

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Mixtape did in fact make me super nostalgic for a time before i had played Mixtape

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

MAn gamers just want a game where you can PUNCH FISH IN THE FACE and be be VIOLENT to WHALES i really do not think we're asking for a lot here!!

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Why do the aleims zip around like cats with the zoomies? Are they trying to impress us? Dumb. also? Not going to work as a distraction from anything.

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

"Wow this video game makes me wants to procreate" Guys i love the game too but lets keep it real Diana does not: whine or shit herself wipe snot on everything need $15k braces wake you up for no reason play kpop demon hunters on loop for 19 hours piss on the floor at school etc

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Here's my mewgenics OST tier list:

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

8 streamers. 8 freaks. 1 sugar cube prize. Who can horse hardest? Find out tomorrow...

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

yeah we don't do politics here but I just needed to make sure everyone saw this

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

They must have thought they were so clever when they came up with the hamburglar.

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Gonna be rough for the other nominees at the game awards when they lose best OST to a bunch of songs about cat shit and rotting garbage (deservedly)

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

People keep telling me i "need to tweet more," but i dunno. I don't have anything to say to you assholes.

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Just got out of jail. Do your taxes guys. HAHA YEA RIGHT!!! FUCK TAXES!!!

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Jabroni Mike Clips @jabronimikeclip.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Bean can do one Better Clipped by: BoheBabbitt

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Hey chat. You're my present this year. *pregnant pause* *eyes meet sheepishly* *subtle lip bite*

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Windows 11 knocked it out of the park again with a recent update it introduced a new game i have to play everyday, where I need to remember which invisible icon on my taskbar is which while i close the AI Copilot popups that get in the way.

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

folks, it is my pleasure to share with you the most confusing building on Staten island. May i present the Louie G's Italian ices/Headstone store

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

This changed my life. Stop what you are doing and read it right now.

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Saturday, Oct 4th at 6:00 PM EST: First ep of my new podcast/talk show whatever, Fool Disclosure, featuring a real Chatoid/Paleontologist! Live on my twitch channel. Hope to see you there!