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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 1h

We are now entering our fourth hour of me attempting to begin a task that will take fifteen minutes to complete.

Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You know those weird roadside adult shops in former Little Chefs? If I opened one of those , I would call it Welcome Freak.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“Great Scott, Marty! I can’t get any spares for the DeLorean!” “Oh no, Doc! I wish John DeLorean had never been arrested for cocaine trafficking!” “That’s it, Marty! Looks like we’re going BACK TO THE FUTURE… 4!”

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

When the war against the machines happens, I volunteer as a berserker. While I am normally a very calm person, an uncooperative piece of technology can somehow drive me into a near-volcanic rage.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Gotta love Amazon Prime. “Yeah, I know you PAID for next day delivery, but, like, you didn’t mean NEXT day, did you?”

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I love it when you get some guy on public transport trying to look all cool and tough. Like, give it up, dude, you’re on a bus. What, is the Bugatti in for a respray or something?

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

What? No, I’m old Ben Hazzard, a harmless old hermit who happens to be on a train.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If I was a billionaire, I’d just commit libel all the time.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

There is a guy playing the Rocky Horror soundtrack in Waterloo station. I informed him that he was doing God’s work.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

With everything going on in the world right now, this was the worst possible time to lose Dolly.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Somehow in the course of today’s research, I have gone down a rabbit hole of Abbey Wood station > redevelopment in South East London > Peabody Trust > people found dead in their homes after several years. Now I’m depressed.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Hello yes I have seen the Mastermind video please stop tagging me.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I’ve been caught in the rain twice today and I say, bring it on.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I just tried to make an approximation of a Reuben sandwich using only what my local Aldi had in stock and I call it a Rube and tbh it wasn’t very good. I apologise to the sandwich-eating community.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Water appears to be falling from the sky somehow.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Never watch a video about nuclear war just before the government issues an emergency alert.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

On days like today, I wish I owned clothes that weren’t black.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

ME: It’s raining, yaaaay! ALSO ME: But I have a video coming out later today about how relentless the heat has been.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Just been to see the new Spider-Man film and the Damage Control HQ looked strangely familiar…

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Charles Holden and the Ministry of Truth

YouTube video by Jago Hazzard

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

My youngest nephew has been explaining the intricacies of Pokémon lore. This “Mew Two” sounds like quite the scoundrel!

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Today I decided to have a day off. Then I felt guilty, so I went out filming. Then I got heat exhaustion. There’s a lesson to be learned there.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

We are officially one step closer to Diesel 10.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

For today’s script on the subject of railway history, I have had to learn about golf courses and to compose a short rap in the style of Kanye West. Hamilton Ellis would never.

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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

All I’m saying is that the toilets at Disneyland should be called “Slash Mountain.”

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