Reposted by A Goddam VirginianJohn Michonski @john.gamesline.net · 8hrubbin and slappin my big belly 091
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 10happarently in primates theres an inverse correlation between sex traits and sperm count/ball size, i.e. if a monkey is better at attracting mates he doesnt blast as much, but if he is worse at attracting mates he needs to make every encounter count extra. not sure what conclusions to draw wrt men 180
Reposted by A Goddam VirginianKevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 11hWhat exactly is the middle ground with those types of questions? The Right exploits this fetish for comity to yank our national conversation to where mainstream discourse is basically "OK, how do we make fascism less shouty?" We need a better understanding of how Power actually works rn. 1263
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 12hpassionately giving Jeff Goldblum a framed cross-stitch of his two most famous lines: "Life finds a way" & "Power windows" 130
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 12hdelayed reaction to my coworker telling me on friday that the first time she saw Jeff Bridges was as The Dude and that she spent the whole movie trying to figure out why she was so attracted to him 290
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026meeting Jeff Goldblum and coyly asking him to hold my hand and explain Chaos Theory to me 170
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"you have no style" "you have no grace" "you have a funny face" 1110
Reposted by A Goddam Virginianjoe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm talking to the fucking Garfield 0111
Reposted by A Goddam VirginianJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING. 14341941041
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@animesickos.bsky.social The Sickos Become Defense Contractors 1120
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i referenced this episode title in my wedding vows 280
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026co-worker asked me which Gatorade i like and i said, on autopilot, "the normal, piss-color one" 690
Reposted by A Goddam VirginianAndrew Neal | Added Value Books @wanderlane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why are AI fliers so prevalent? In my opinion, it's not just that they're easy and cheaper than a designer, it's because most people have terrible taste and think they are cool. I will not see this in my online art bubble, but the fact is, most people think bad shit is better than good shit. 911519
Reposted by A Goddam VirginianAnnandale Today @annandaletoday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Help the Fairfax Tree Rescuers get rid of invasives during the Tree Rescue Extravaganza Oct. 3-Nov. 1. annandaletoday.com/join-the-tre...annandaletoday.comHelp save a treeFairfax Tree Rescuers PRISM seeks volunteers to join the Tree Rescue Extravaganza Oct. 3-Nov, 1. 031
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the loudest i've ever said "jfc noel shut the fuck up" 2382
Reposted by A Goddam VirginianCaptain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 02/10/2026Google Joe Biden Inflation deviantart to learn more 183
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"We believe in the power of free drinks." 231
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026we simply do not have enough people on tHe LeFt still angry about vietnam and kissinger and the '68 election and ford pardoning nixon and other 50+ year-old bullshit the way conservatives are still mad about civil rights and watergate 3226
Reposted by A Goddam VirginianAngie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake. /end 816516788
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"your mom." is one of the most beautiful phrases that you cant say at work 160
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my union local president speaking in the atrium, loudly, about how the video he saw where "they found the bones of a giant, in a field" 2100
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Prostare PUNCH!" *punches your prostate* 150
Reposted by A Goddam VirginianFio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm so sorry son. Growlithe found a fire stone in the back yard and we had to put him down 0122
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026on the upside, if youre 25 today, every day since you started 8th grade has also featured a new Godzilla movie either in theaters or announced and on the way. you spoiled little shits have no idea how lean the '00s were 2101
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Will you stand with me? — Cory Booker" —Cory Booker 160
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"A few years ago my cousin was watching the local news and there was this guy doing research or like an archeological dig and he had a sketch of a naked woman he was trying to ID and it was her! anyway the overwhelming smell of burnt toast always makes me think of that" 110
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the scene from Titanic where Rose sees the sketch of herself on the news except its Tim Robinson and he's all like "what the helll? where did he even get that? i've never been drawn naked" 230
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026dogs love me due to my gentle demeanor, pure soul, and ham-like complexion and aroma 3141
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026thanking the boss for bringing in cookies today and telling him "Hillary Clinton herself couldnt have baked a better batch" 180
Reposted by A Goddam VirginianTerminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Seth McFarlane doing a fourth animated showstatic.klipy.comFamily Guy Fat Fat ManALT: Family Guy Fat Fat Man 161
Reposted by A Goddam Virginianjoe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026everything is so evil, man. it's not good to have Rorschach Type Thoughts all the time 5574
Reposted by A Goddam VirginianTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Know you no ball, sir, at long last? Have you left no knowledge of ball? 738452
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026literally first words he said on stage were a rape joke 210
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026dont let the physique distract you from the high-heeled boots that definitely have lifts in them 390
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026everyone is pointing out how scared republican operatives seem about the midterms, and idk, you mean the political party and movement defined by fear? the guys who love to broadcast how they piss themselves when they see their own shadows? the absolute morons who dont understand anything? idk guys 2121
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: "the stingray starts doing Dynasty Warriors shit to the crabs. it goes totally Lu Bu mode on them" 170
