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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler

@strongmoist.bsky.social
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The guy who draws cows and Samus a lot 🔞 minors begone Commission info&forms: tinyurl.com/3bdry843 Patreon: www.patreon.com/strongmoist Merch/prints: tinyurl.com/44aw36jh Kofi: ko-fi.com/blokecalleddamp

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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 3h
It's so funny going from the serious dramatic revenge story of Leda's to "three dumb kids get in A LOT OF TROUBLE" Story of Cai's LMAO
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 7h
My dad, just as I was about to cook my dinner: Yeah I'm in the middle of cleaning out the stove mate it should only take me 10 more minutes My day, 10 minutes later: Yeah I broke something and now there's a gas leak idk how long its gonna take to fix
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 9h
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 13h
idk why people are celebrating that 343 is being gutted and halo is being given to activision, you're going from poop to shit
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 14h
hi guys I'm designing a new adoptable, specifically a NEET girlfailure succubus and I'm looking for outfit suggestions, if you have any please drop them in ⁠the replies also she will be pretty meaty w/ huge knockers so keep that in mind
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
HEY Did you know I have a ton of exclusive content on my Patreon? If you like more extreme fetish/kink content involving large women, then my patreon is exactly where you want to be! You can either pay a monthly sub OR buy access to my exclusives collection for a single $15 payment to see it all!
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hi just letting you guys know I've put up ALL OF MY PATREON EXCLUSIVE CONTENT up as a single $10 purchasable collection! There are currenlty 60 images of various wips, doodles and full illustrations Buy here: www.patreon.com/collection/2...
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
home printers when you try and get them to do literally anything
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Oneirio @oneirio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[FEFW] Guzran talks big... but it's probably because he knows he IS That Guy™️
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Giving myself a stroke trying to psychically influence Rizdraws mind to draw Samus Aran instead of his 10 thousandth drawing of one of the Mario princesses, his barriers are too strong.
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あぶらあげ @plumeriafran.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
りき(@ rikibluebird)さんちのみるくちゃん
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She still has my favorite design in hololive fr
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame
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あぶらあげ @plumeriafran.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
りき(@ rikibluebird)さんちのみるくちゃん
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does anyone have the photo of that chubby Asian woman adjusting her dress that everyone is using as reference lately? I wanna draw a Samus version...
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you guys get it
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DUDE.
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This shit is so fucking erotic dude I'm not kidding
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm back now to catch up on the sleep I fucking missed graaaaahh
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gigi Murins new outfit got me in a very Chinese stage in my life rn
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got like 3hrs sleep now I gotta get up and get dragged to my cousin's kids stupid first birthday because refusing to go will cause family drama so fuck the fact I'm busy and basically have to sacrifice my entire work day for some bullshit I could've gotten out of if I had a "normal" job.
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Giving old people access to chatgpt should be considered elder abuse because it turns them into drooling fucking morons with no grip on reality within five seconds
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Tofuubear @tofuubear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Hmm? Is something distracting you, Danin-san?" #ノエラート Extra versions will be on Patreon www.patreon.com/tofuubear
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risumi @risumi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
レダ🌹 #FE万紫千紅
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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Critics are calling her "Foxtrot's Most Fuckable Tutorial Girl"
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The fact that when I use YouTube on my tv I can have my eyes assaulted by an unskippable ad of a gross nearly naked old man trying to sell me house painting products should allow me to legally behead one google executive every time it happens
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seriously your #1 priority should be maxing out Kalla. The other gods just aren't worth the divine sand (ignoring Fortuna, who's just the savescum button) in comparison. +50 avoid and a movement buff will save you from so much fuckass bullshit the game throws at you.
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fortune's Weave experience so far
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ouuugh my Guzzler is getting too powerful he can basically solo maps now
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What if instead of watching anything new I just watch full metal alchemist brotherhood for the fourth time then what
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fortune's Weave gods tierlist based on how useful their blessings are
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Savadava @savadava.art · 17/09/2026
Samus Sketch
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She's so fucking hot dude how does Sava do it
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My dad has been extremely sick for a few days and he's just been coughing over everything without covering his mouth or disinfecting dude I'm gonna get the plague I hate this fucking house
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unskippable YouTube algorithm pull what the fuck
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't believe fire emblem finally put a British woman in one of their games
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fortune's weave accessories be like +10 avoid if you're fighting a sword unit then be like 5+weight which actively works against your avoid LMAO
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onaeane 🔞 @onaeane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Samus!!! 🍐
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So 95% of the accessories in fortune's weave are objectively dogshit for no reason
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It really is a shame how few supports they gave each unit in fortunes weave. I don't need every character to speak with eachother but there's genuinely characters in this game who barely talk to anyone lmfaoo
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes I drew this can I have 10m likes now
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fortune's weave is a prequel?!?!?
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Would anyone be interested in an adoptable that's a BBW NEET shut-in succubus who instead of fucking men irl she ERPs on obscure porn forums? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gigi Murin but something's a little different, I cannot put my finger on it though... 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fortune's Weave experience so far
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I did it and they got REALLY mad at me btw
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every day as of late I draw until my hand hurts and then play fire emblem until my eyes hurt then sleep maybe 4-5hrs max before doing it again
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gigi Murin but something's a little different, I cannot put my finger on it though... 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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