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@seanqua.bsky.social
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Workin’ in tech (mostly against my will), livin’ for the next all-new episode of Chopped on the Food Network, hosted by Ted Allen

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2026
bears aren't the smartest members of the animal kingdom but they are the species that would best understand the primal satisfaction of eating a hard boiled egg over the sink
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 03/09/2026
that small upward spike there in 2021-22 is like half of what drove the billionaire class completely nuts
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Everyone is jumping to conclusions about the Jeffries/Kushner meeting, how do we know they weren't just fucking and sucking each other
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/08/2026
the post-covid revolt of the bosses is the biggest factor in the absolute collapse of public support for tech we had a brief window of genuine worker power and they hated it and their primary goal with AI has been to break the workforce so they never have to deal with it again
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Still mad that this show got canceled before its time
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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Really good video editing by Zach on this one! Love the late appearance of the drummer boys under Sean.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i hate that every day i have to learn about some new asshole. why do they keep coming out with new assholes. enough
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the accusatiobs in this rep ort are comoletely fabrivated
Mike Lombardi typing on a typewriter in the instagram video he made about how he uses a typewriter
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 14/07/2026
ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE: thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip?
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Seth Rosenthal
@sethrosenthal.bsky.social
saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can't stop saying that to myself as if I'm an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar
3:53 PM • May 9, 2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 22/05/2026
The joy I experienced after doing this and seeing that it worked
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Stabbing Guy Meme

the pic is done in a somewhat realistic cartoon/animated style

on the left is a man with brown hair, brown mustache, and orange shirt. he has both arms raised out in front of him as if to ward off or defend against an attacker. this man has text over his head that reads "Me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese"

on the right is another man and he looks like a straight up bad apple. he is wearing blue jeans and a lighter blue 3/4 zip (i am estimating here). he has blonde hair and a blonde goatee but he has the traditional male pattern baldness. he looks to be advancing towards the defending man and in his right hand, he is holding a knife threateningly. this man also has text laid over him that reads "A bunch of cheese"
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Most Americans: I’m going to die working this job 😞 Members of Congress: I’m going to die working this job! 😃
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@ItsBCJim

The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane
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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
every time i write about wage theft i do a double take because it's so crazy corporations steal more than $50 bn from workers' paychecks each year, illegally paying workers less than they earned for their labor that significantly exceeds the combined losses from larceny, burglary, & vehicle theft
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Taylor @yossarianjumps.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Emmett Initiative @emmett.click · 26/03/2026
we’re not going to get anywhere until we stop letting companies pay millions in settlements instead of putting their leadership in fucking jail
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 13/10/2023
MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it
Korean MLB advertising with slogan “it’s big ball chunky time”
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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Showboys is an excellent option. Best I’ve heard yet.
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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Is the Gateway bad now? I absolutely loved going there back before I moved out of Columbus in 2020
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 17/03/2026
PS everyone should check out @caseyjohnston.bsky.social's Liftoff program. Super great, easy, low-stress way to get into weight training.
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LIFTOFF: Couch to Barbell
A guide for absolute beginners to go from sitting on the couch to lifting weights.
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 18/03/2026
why dont you just STAB ME through the FUCKING HEART
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Really disrespectful for them to continue awarding Best Animated Short after Kobe won
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Time for a www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR2p...
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I made a song entirely from 50 country artists singing "cold beer"
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Went to my second viewing tonight specifically to see that rap. It fully delivered.
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Taylor @yossarianjumps.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie The Making Of when?
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Hollywood Handbook and Friends @hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Wait, @hellocullen.bsky.social, why DID you say that?? Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/150952... Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/150952...
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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Can you please post the pics of Mitch’s hair? Very curious about that before and after journey.
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 10/02/2026
if im being wheeled into the operating room and there's some fuckass AI scalpel gameboy in there you can go ahead and kill me normal style instead
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Taylor @yossarianjumps.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Super Bowl nachos.
A tray of nachos with carnitas, refried beans, guacamole, sour cream, scallions, and cilantro.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/02/2026
WE GET TWO MORE GAMES ON THE LAKE FOR NORTHWESTERN
Northwestern’s football schedule
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/02/2026
Fat Kid Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On Cutdown
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Once again, we should abolish our entire government system and just put WNBA players in charge.
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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Pita Inn got me through some very dark days in my young adulthood. I really hope the boys get to see the puffed pitas making their way across the conveyor belt.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
All these Draft Kings and Fan Duel ads should be required to disclose that if you consistently win your bets you’ll get kicked off their platforms.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/01/2026
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
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