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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

When I drove by this sign I thought it said HAM PLANTS for $9.99. My initial reaction is that it seemed like a good deal.

A sandwich board sign offering a $9.99 special to Hem Pants.

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I have worked in corporate marketing for over a decade, so I can say with confidence: this is branding is transcendent.

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Finished my project of the summer tonight. Wouldn’t have been able to complete the list without my beloved LA Public Library.

A screenshot of the NYT mobile site saying that I have watched all 100 of their top films of the century.

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Really good guest appearance by @dcpierson.bsky.social in today’s editorial cartoon!

Jesus directing the action in an old-timey film director’s chair. Jesus sort of looks like DC Pierson from an earlier era. The cartoon is perhaps the best of the year.

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I was skeptical of the West Wing Expanded Universe going in. But you know what? It's pretty good!

Poster for "The Day of the Jackal" on Peacock, starring CJ Cregg as the titular Jackal

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Big ups to the inflatable lawn Grinch in my neighborhood for giving me a reason to explain this post to my wife:

Screenshot of a viral tweet about whether or not the grink was on a deserted island with the poster

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 21/09/2024

When my dog Asparagus was a puppy she liked to sleep under this chair. She eventually came out of that dark place and you will also come out of yours!

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 03/09/2024

Inspired by a recent viewing of Twisters (which was disappointing), I re-listened to the original Twister soundtrack. What an Apple TV+ ass album. So many famous acts putting in C- work.

Cover of the Twister soundtrack, with songs from Van Halen, Mark Knopfler, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Goo Goo Dolls, and more.

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 16/07/2024

Made the mistake of explaining simping to my wife. Now whenever she accuses me of simping for our dog, I have no comeback.

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 10/07/2024

Ah, the mighty Pacific. The world’s largest toilet.

The Pacific Ocean, where everybody pisses and shits, including fish and whales and other marine life

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 09/07/2024

What, and I say this with love, the fuck?

Screenshot from Wikipedia about Scottie Pippen’s birth certificate being spelled “Scotty”

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 11/05/2024

I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and white jerseys for the home team in the NBA playoffs. That's just me.

Philip Baker Hall as Floyd Fondolli in Boogie Nights

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

Never forget Jon Hamm’s John Ham. I have this hanging in my home office.

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 10/01/2024

Using the patented @yossarianjumps.bsky.social method to get through LOTR Rings of Power. We’re making progress, but oh so slowly.

Screenshot from Twitter that reads “Watching the Westworld finale the way it was meant to be seen: in ten minute increments over the course of a few days so I don’t get bored.”

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 22/12/2023

For those who really miss the feeling of watching the NYT needle on election night, may I recommend periodically checking in on the Google reviews from Postcards from Earth, the Darren Aronofsky movie playing at the Sphere in Las Vegas. Real battle of wills going on over there.

Negative review, calling it another woke rendition of how the earth came to being

Positive review, reminding us to take care of earth

Positive review, noting the audience appreciating the beauty, fragility and majesty of our planet.

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 09/12/2023

Thinking through my weekend plans and remembered this all-time banger @stefanheck.bsky.social

Screenshot of the old Jeremy Renner app with Jeremy asking his friends their weekend plans. Stefan Heck will be looking at porno on his computer, which is nasty!!

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

Really dying to know what “souping” did to Mario Lopez’s insides, but knowing that some of life’s mysteries should remain mysteries. Feeling enlightened

Click bait ad headline that tempts the user with the headline “What ‘souping’ did to Mario Lopez’s insides.” Image is a brunette woman with an inset image of Mario Lopez on the red carpet. The inset image is poorly formatted and stretched out weird

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 15/08/2023

The dull tan of Nevada vs the the pink/orange tan of Arizona is a very important difference. Nevada is perhaps the worst state to drive through and Arizona is one of the best.

Map of the US with average color by state based on satellite imagery. The eastern US is all dark green of various shades. Out west it gets lighter and more brown, with the Southwest mostly being tan

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

Blessing the timeline with one of my all-times favorite tweets

Tweet from @dlicj:
you, watching the mask: I want what he’s smokin haha
me: he’s not on any drugs. it’s that mask. it makes him act wild

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LA Goolb @seanqua.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

Poet, 75 BC: I mean, it looks like me but could you do me a solid and fill in my hairline some more? Sculptor: You think in 2,000 years anybody will give a shit that you’re going bald?

Statue titled Head of a Man from a museum. Description on plaque begins “with a receding hairline…”

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