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@yossarianjumps.bsky.social
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Im a guy who wishes he had more time to watch movies, but is too busy scrolling.

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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
wow this dude on youtube really knows the battle of königgrätz... I should trust his recommendation when selecting a VPN
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyway since we’re talking Weezer, here’s that video of Say It Ain’t So but with just the vocals of their original bassist Matt Sharp isolated
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We need a Gene Steratore of the Left.
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Taylor @yossarianjumps.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The new Wild Pink album is a strong contender for my Album of The Year. It name drops both Ybor City and William Fichtner so it is definitely pandering directly to me.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
WAR PIGS BUT ITS ABOUT MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA: do you remember drinking SNAPPLEEEEE / listening to fiona APPLLLEEE
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Talked to some Greek historians and put together a playlist of what the Siren’s Song may have sounded like. I can see why it drove Matt Damon to lustful insanity.
Spotify playlist called “Siren’s Song (Sirens’ Song?) with different covers of the teenage mutant ninja turtles 4 song sewer surfin
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
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Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Furthering my theory that this entire website is for people who owned Doonesbury collections as children and understood about a third of it.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
respectful huff
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Al Swearengen: Christ. The Mania impends.

Dan: What is it Al? The coach on the ridge? Them four mop tops?

Al: It's the Beatles, Dan. Quartet of cunts, borne by wind and wagon from darkest Liverpool to blow their jugs here, in our fucking camp.

Johnny: Ringo's my favorite.
July 23, 2023 at 10:47 PM
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Taylor @yossarianjumps.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This is the first thing I ever reskeeted and is still the skeet I think about most often.
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Matt Apodaca @mattapodaca.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Marc Maron: “so who are your guys?” Me: “Mark, Tom and Travis from Blink 182”.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@boring_as_heck

Next, on TLC's Lunchbox Wanters 

RON: Back off, Jim. That box is mine.

[CUT TO INTERVIEW]

RON: No way was I letting Jim get that lunchbox.
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Taylor @yossarianjumps.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Lot of good episodes in the replies but as yet none with the correct answer: Mad Men “The Suitcase”.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I think Colbert would be a good President and a formidable candidate
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/04/2026
Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini spotted canoodling in the background of photos of various major historical events like the Observers in “Fringe” only adulterous
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
For some reason, an inordinate number of Oscar nominees this year seem to be about the enormous difficulty of believing in a better world for your children's sake, while preparing them for the one they actually live in. Not sure why that theme would appeal right now.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Get Bam an Oscar too so he gets something else on Kobe. Just cross out the H in Hamnet and replace it with a B.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Gotta bust this out for Bam
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Taylor @yossarianjumps.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie The Making Of when?
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
There is something deeply humane in this television program, and every time I am tempted to call some other show the best ever made, I remember some weird little moment from it that is absolutely perfect.
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The server complimented me on how prepared I was when ordering my food and coffee. It’s possible to win at ordering and this is a normal thing to want
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Wednesday
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16/02/2026
This is why I originally got into Ninja Warrior (the Japanese version). The idea of just having no winner because the challenge was too great seemed poetic.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The AI ads have ground me down so much that when there was an ad for just the concept of Pokemon, I wanted to give it 500 Clios.
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Taylor @yossarianjumps.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Super Bowl nachos.
A tray of nachos with carnitas, refried beans, guacamole, sour cream, scallions, and cilantro.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Never Forget
A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
craziest part is he wanted to change his name to rony b. seikaly
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/01/2026
now listening to what is truly a stone cold masterpiece
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Taylor @yossarianjumps.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My two year old’s Donald Duck impression is a dead ringer for RFK Jr.
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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Sumerian engineers 2000 years ago
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
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Taylor @yossarianjumps.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Forced to listen to the GOAT Christmas album with headphones, because according to my wife, "it doesn't sound like Christmas music," and "you can't actually like this."
Album cover for a the Chieftains “The Bells of Dublin”
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Taylor @yossarianjumps.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
A questionable genre label on the Barnes and Noble Criterion sale page
A picture of the DVD box cover of Portrait Of A Lady On Fire labeled as “Music & Musicals”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I’m still pissed off that the Dolphins didn’t draft Oronde Gadsden II, he’s a second Oronde Gadsden what are you goofballs doing
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
key lime pie crushes cheese cake. not even close
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jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1716
Paddington in One Battle After Another (2025)
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
boy they just do not make guys like dr john anymore
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
It is pretty ridiculous that the Criterion Collection simply exists to go “here are very good movies that we present to you to buy and watch with some thoughtfulness” and that’s all it takes to be successful because it’s rare that anyone does that shit
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Drip/pour over coffee is a very good and I want an apology from all the euros who have trashed it over the years. Especially the ones who tried to claim that an Americano is somehow an acceptable substitute
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
there are two types of top comments on full youtube concerts. the first is "I watch this every night because of my depression, which has grown severe. music matters most during hard times" and the other "i was their"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
movie ❌ this decade ❌ yet the correct answer:
youtu.be
In Care Of (Ending) [1080p] Mad Men / S6 - E13 (2013, Matthew Weiner) Both Sides Now - Judy Collins
YouTube video by Ignacio Armstrong.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
We used to make things in this country. Like cereal designed to stop you whacking off or visiting prostitutes.
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