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Edie Munster

@scareophonic.bsky.social
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get on your bikes and ride!! 🩺🔬

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
not if they don’t suck. hope this helps.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Adam Carolla
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More American males now wear bracelets than eat stew
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
this is who i buy my drugs from
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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MattyBeRad @mattyberad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A lot of people think volcanoes are the biggest danger to geologists but it's actually the sedimentary lifestyle
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 11/08/2026
This actually happened.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 05/01/2026
Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
(Trying to make a friend) So would you say your JFK impression owes more to Clone High or Mayor Quimby
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
my life never ends!
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
the dividing line between people good at email jobs and bad at email jobs is whether or not you were an active forum member before 2012
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/04/2026
[guy who can't get off unless he's wearing a crusader-style bucket helm] the pope shouldn't be mouthing off about war
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
the morrissey ballet
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
in high school, i had to write an essay “in the style of JCO” and i would like to re-do the assignment, please
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/11/2025
Debra Messing has joined the Proud Boys.
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 05/11/2025
To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
You wouldn’t think a day that started off with Dick Cheney dying could get this much better but here we are
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I know it won't happen but a part of me I'm not proud of is absolutely fiending for stories of people who lived on the Upper East or Upper West Side of Manhattan, finally realized they were conservatives when Mamdani was elected, and now have to learn how to function in Jacksonville.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Woke 2 Timeline update
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Caroline Casey @cacasey.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
this is objectively hilarious
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/11/2025
lol. lmao.
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
😎😎😎
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
nobody check on amy schumer. let her shed her skin in peace first.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/11/2025
Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-t…
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 05/11/2025
tonight's election results were a load-bearing pillar of my mental health and i'm excited to announce i will NOT be going insane
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
nyc showing once again, it doesn’t matter what you bench press
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 05/11/2025
with apologies to @theonion.com
famous onion headline altered to read 

Di Blasio: 'Well, Well, Well, pretty Easy To Find a Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
good riddance dirtball. hope everyone who lined up behind you has a long conversation with themselves tonight, in their garage
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
cheney aus, mamdani in.
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a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with her mouth open and a cup of dunkin donuts in the background .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with her mouth open and a cup of dunkin donuts in the background .
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
to be clear, he thinks naming the animals is easy. but counting backwards from 100 by 7, or coming up with as many words he can think of that start with “s”, those are apparently tricky.
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
grandpa simpson’s rally to hop up our military on the idea of being able to execute a citizen legally protesting is sponsored by neurontin.
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
our president is grandpa simpson
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a cartoon says hey everybody an old man 's talking while bart simpson looks on
ALT: a cartoon says hey everybody an old man 's talking while bart simpson looks on
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/07/2025
Child of Omelas? That’s thinking too small. What if like eight billion people suffered so a few dozen guys could live lives so insane they convinced themselves it’s more likely they’re inside a computer simulation
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Katrinka @katrinka.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The satanic temple opened telehealth abortion clinic in maine on trump’s birthday thesatanictemple.com/blogs/news/t...
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TST Proudly Announces America’s Newest Abortion Clinic will open June 14th in Maine.
We are excited to share that The Satanic Temple (TST) is set to open a new telehealth abortion clinic in Maine this summer! The President's Yuge Most Beautiful Tremendous Satanic Abortion Clinic will ...
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
if you wanted to get a COVID booster before your summer travels, you can’t. thanks to human asbestos, and absolute moron, RFK Jr. pic related.
Close-up of RFK Jr.’s mouth and it’s absolutely disgusting - it looks like what a mouth would have looked like in 1745 with a mix of horse and sheep teeth as dentures. Plus he’s got a Zyn in his gums, looking like a bandaid holding the periodontal disease in.
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
divine intervention
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Edie Munster @scareophonic.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
me, keeping my dignity: a baby punched me
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dr. izzy true @izzytrue.com · 30/05/2025
Imagine making all that groundbreaking music only to be spiritually defeated by Macklemore
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 25/07/2023
guy asking if a butterfly is a pigeon meme

guy is labeled "my mom"
is asking "is this on drugs?"
butterfly is labeled "wanting just one Pepsi"
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