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👋 Fellow white people: does anyone else love the way “nigga” rolls off the tongue, or is it just me?

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I know the horse has been beaten to death on this subject, but the lack of park bathroom access also makes me so angry I see red

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I still can’t believe I’m moving to Albuquerque, New Mexico

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Logan Square residents when they find out you aren’t poly

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FBI guy at the Boston office reading this and getting pissed off he has to drive to New Hampshire to investigate this account for credible threats

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Erectile Dysfunction Real Hahaha Nigga Just Make Blood Flow Into Your Dick Like Get Hard Haha

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Vibe coding a French version of Grindr called Faguette

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It's going to be so awesome when Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, and Elon Musk get sentenced to 500 years at a hard labor camp

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 23/09/2026

It’s called the Windy City because a lot of you bitches are full of hot air 💯✊🏻

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Being a local cop in 2026 is really funny because those guys love ICE and their mission so much. But not joining ICE likely means they’re too stupid even for the agency’s standards or they can’t run an 18 minute mile

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New bit I’ve been working on: I made a hot woman my profile picture on chess.com and horny guys keep fucking up and losing because they keep wasting time flirting with me

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We’re all white babies in god’s hot Ford Bronco

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Really cannot be understated how much better of a place Chicago would be if there were at minimum 30% less cars on the road. The root of so many problems in this city is that too many motherfuckers here drive

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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Funny thing I learned when migrating all of my transit bots and chicagotransitalerts.app to the cloud so I could take my home server down for a few weeks: Metra doesn’t let you hit their APIs from non-US ip addresses, while the CTA does

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Chronically online bike urbanists have got to get new material

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 21/09/2026

Pretty much every annoying person I know in Chicago goes to Riot Fest. Says a lot about our society…

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 21/09/2026

Doing a land acknowledgment before I kill myself

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15-20 minute frequencies on every bus and train I’ve taken today. I’m getting pretty close to referring to CTA employees as slurs

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Neighborhood crackhead rummaged through my car again ✊🏻

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It has been a dream of mine to get an opinion article published in the city’s paper of record, and I finally did it. Check it out!

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 19/09/2026

I hate when a white person tries to talk to me in public because they like my bag or socks or some shit. Bitch you owned my ancestors

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I have never been to a coffee shop in Chicago that looks like this and had a drink I didn't immediately regret spending $12 on

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 18/09/2026

I hate Chicago drivers so much that I’ve started reading driver traffic fatality reports for fun so I can celebrate them

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 18/09/2026

They Just Fucked Up And Made Me Head Moderator Of R/CPAP

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 16/09/2026

Guy who refers to being bitten by mosquitoes as “getting sucked off”

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 14/09/2026

They should make urinals at the airport translucent. I want to see what everyone is working with

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 14/09/2026

I really do not like the greenways. I’ve had the same experience as Kati before, they’re not real bike infrastructure, and drivers don’t respect or understand them. They’re an easy way for CDOT and alders to throw paint on the ground and pretend they did something revolutionary

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 14/09/2026

I think if you drive a car in Chicago the federal government should execute you

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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 13/09/2026

If you can’t make it in Chicago they ship you to Cincinnati

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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 13/09/2026

In retrospect it makes sense everyone i dated that I met from the apps or the internet turned out to be a weird freak and the love of my life ended up being someone I met irl

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Watching gay porn on one side of my foldable phone and straight porn on the other side

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ChatGPT went rogue and had a threesome with Claude and my damn wife!

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I cannot stress how embarrassing I find it for people to be unable to lift their carry on bags into overhead bins. I’m looking at you the same way farmers look at a horse they realize needs to be put down

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