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Sam Bohanna

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like ads in cell phone games because they give me a chance to look at the road while I’m driving
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION. AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY. LORD, WILL YOU GRANT ME JUST A LITTLE TIME? FOR THE PROPER BALANCE OF THINGS. TO RETURN WHAT WAS GIVEN. FOR THE SAKE OF PRISONERS AND THE FLIGHT OF BIRDS.

Death took a step backwards.

It was impossible to read expression in Azrael's features.

Death glanced sideways at the servants.

LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rest In Peace to a real one. The best there ever was. Love you forever, big guy
Old Tyver Foucault tweet that reads: Some nights I tell my dog the story of how long ago, before the first city, before agriculture, my ancestors and his ancestors made a pact. He doesn't understand, of course, but he listens patiently, and I stroke his fur, and our hearts are quiet, and the pact holds true
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Sam Bohanna @sambohanna.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hell yeah listen to these goobers say goober shit. Ipso ergo facto i am very smart too.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 04/08/2026
The phantom limb of the old internet
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/08/2026
Bluesky is a "liberal bubble" because fascist chuds can't get traction without algorithmic assistance and because people here trained themselves to block "debate me" trybois the instant they roll up
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 26/07/2026
what's everyone else's fab examples of once massively popular and influential landmark titles in especially western games from back in the day that have just been forgotten and abandoned completely now. mine is black and white
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 24/07/2026
Chrontendo Episode 20 (00:25:41)
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I’ve been thinking a lot about the shifting baseline concept as applied to everyday life. People in their 20’s now have no memory of highly functional systems, products (from blenders to sweaters) that were so well made you could hand them down across generations, or even helpful customer service.
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Kagi HQ @kagi.com · 01/06/2026
In addition to letting you remove AI slop from your search results, Kagi also warns you when a domain has been flagged as AI slop by users.
"Kagi search result for Grokipedia (grokipedia.com), with an orange shield warning icon flagging the domain as user-reported AI slop
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Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I still remember this one and giggle occasionally
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 26/05/2026
Chrontendo Episode 37 (01:06:52)
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Rep. Joe Neguse @neguse.house.gov · 20/03/2026
My resolution to overturn the Supreme Court’s disastrous Citizens United decision — H.J.Res 122 — has now been co-sponsored by 72 Members of Congress. You can view the full list at: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c.... I’ll keep fighting to get it across the finish line!
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 18/03/2026
influensewer.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Playing ego death is all fun and games until somebody loses an I
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Iro | Obsidian Moonshine @iro.obsidianmoonshine.com · 08/03/2026
replaying majora's mask to experience the fantasy of planning a schedule and efficiently acting upon it to materially improve the conditions of the people around me whilst we all try to not think about the looming existential threat the stress of which causes us to needlessly lash out at each other
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
We're in uncharted territory- if WTI crude holds these gains tomorrow- the current rise of 29.9% or $27.16/bbl would be its largest single day price jump- in both percent and amount- ever. Ever. EVER.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
One day after centrist organization Third Way shows polling with incredibly skewed language to show 2-1 opposition against abolishing ICE, the simple question of whether or not to abolish ICE gets 50% support (+11) for the first time in the United States Photo from @daveweigel.bsky.social:
Third Way slideshow:

66% support "We need to hold ICE accountable for violence and abuse and overhaul the agency, but not abolish it entirely"

34% support "We need to abolish ICE and halt all immigration enforcement inside the country"
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 03/03/2026
Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why? If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment. Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.
Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Do any good thing you can, no matter how small. No good thing is ever insignificant.
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Sam Bohanna @sambohanna.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
In Ohio, we have 2 sayings. Don't like the weather? Wait a few hours and it'll change. Don't like the current war in the Middle East? Wait a few years and it'll change.
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Sam Bohanna @sambohanna.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Why do people say both parties are the same? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷
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oven🛸 @ovengoats.world · 25/02/2026
holy fuck
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Sam Bohanna @sambohanna.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
You say he peaked in fourth grade, yet I would argue he in fact is TALLER then when he was 10 years old 🤓 🤓 🤓 #letthatsinkin
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This pic has huge 90's video game ad vibes
Alt text by Sir Lariato: Marina Shafir holding a hand up to the camera, trying to prevent further embarrassment for her idiot son Wheeler Yuta, who has been shorn of his unruly mane.

Additions by myself: the image edited with big goofy text: if you hesitate... You'll lose more than your head, with the bushido blade logo added and three screen shots of the game
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Sam Bohanna @sambohanna.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
"I replaced Netflix with Claude Code" For alleged "software engineers" they cannot see the basic abtraction in this sentence. "I replaced leisure with unpaid overtime" Ok... Neat you could have worked for free 10/20/30 years ago too lol
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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Fantom Iris @fantomiris.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Fantom Iris drummer Yamaoh will perform the classic song "Power of Anger" used in Stage 1 of LIFE FORCE. In Japan, it's famous under the title "Salamander(沙羅曼蛇)" Have a great day, everyone!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 03/01/2026
Chrontendo Episode 18 (00:50:42)
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Sam Bohanna @sambohanna.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Imagine being a billionaire and going online to post about how much you get clowned on. My man, log da fuck off
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Guy threatening to stab someone else meme. The guy in a defensive stance is labeled "Time Magazine" the guy with the knife is labeled "The dictionary"
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 08/12/2025
it keeps happening
today's post of someone who had claude code nuke their home directory because it didn't know how to pwdfrog and toad continue to give good swe guidance
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 05/12/2025
Locked up? You mean like the so called POSident TURNIP should be? #resist #backtheblue
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 05/12/2025
Remember when the internet wasn't awful? We can go back to that. Some friends and I have released the Resonant Computing Manifesto: a call to bring back such a time, to see if we can bring back a world where technology works for us, rather than against us. resonantcomputing.org
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The Resonant Computing Manifesto
Technology should bring out the best in humanity, not the worst—a manifesto for resonant computing built on five principles that reject hyper-scale extraction for human flourishing.
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
"dad, remember when we installed that talking purple monkey to Windows and then eventually had to take the computer to a guy named Duane The Computer King to fix it? it's like that but in your car"
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Phil Williams @philinvestigates.com · 26/11/2025
I really want to get to 100,000 followers by Christmas! Can you please help me? Thank you!
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
interesting!
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 23/11/2025
There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Notice Mamdani charmed Trump on live TV without backing down on any stances. He didn't water himself down, he didn't even take back calling Trump a fascist. Moderates would say butter him up, or try to appear more right-wing. Voters can see through that—and evidently so does he!
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