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Julia Mariani

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All my little words. Champagne in a pint glass.

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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 9h
I bought this Land Before Time cel and it's crazy how much detail is lost with what's available to stream online :(
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François True-Faux @noonechomsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eu tenho a impressão que qualquer coisa vale se for por app. Homicídio? Crime, inaceitável. Tem um app aqui que mata pessoas? Interessante, funciona?
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No joke, Moral OCD was ruining my life and making me unbearably despondent, but I've been able to get through it by "Larry Daviding," where any time I do something less than noble, I play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme in my head and accept the comedy of my pettiness.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've signed up to be a mentor through Arts Emergency, which pairs people in creative industries with young people from underrepresented backgrounds hoping to work in the arts. If that's something you are interested in, you can also sign up! They're always looking for mentors: www.arts-emergency.org
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Arts Emergency
We help young people get a fair start in the arts and humanities
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François True-Faux @noonechomsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(Muito triste o inglês, um idioma que precisa dizer "they read me to filth" por não ter o verbo "esculhambar")
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 23/09/2026
I recently told my mom a vivid memory of being taught archival best practices (don't fold, rolled it, etc..) when I was like 9? Why? Her hypothesis was that the teachers were on strike and this was some student's mother filling in.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 21/09/2026
we've lost recipes
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Fantastic news Latest records show that RNLI donations have increased by 5000% over the past couple of weeks after far-right backlash. The RNLI is on track to record its highest annual fundraising total in its almost 200-year history" via Daniel Lismore Donate here rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
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Dr. Pedro Sexypants @dr-sexypants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
GALINHA MÚMIA 🚨 GALINHA MÚMIA 🚨 GALINHA MÚMIA 🚨
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Sam Wilson @samwilson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I am amazed that for a few years we had the ability to instantly access information through an almost perfect search engine and the makers of that search engine decided hundreds of billions wasn’t enough profit so they destroyed it
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
MAKE SOME NEW GLORY DAYS WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP
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Cliff Pervocracy @pervocracy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
False Dmitry III: yeah so the three Dmitries before me have gotten murdered but I think I've got this
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Freddy Hicarus @freddy1138.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The world's first international holiday.
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 13/09/2026
London free museum now have chugger at the entrance. They should position them at the EXIT, and stop ruining the beautiful grand entrances. "good bye, have a nice day, can I suggest a one pound donation for each piece you loved today?"
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah so we need to talk about how "screentime is bad for kids" is not really true, but "short form video on algorithm-based platforms is bad for everyone" IS true
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I resigned from ExxonMobil today. I spent the last three years doing fossil fuel extraction research at both BP and ExxonMobil. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to maximize extraction while the window to act closes, and gambling with our lives. More below.
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 13/09/2026
I honestly don't understand dj clubbing.. is a bunch of boring shit until they start the actual hits at 2am. Are not deserving of goodness at midnight? Must we endure mediocrity to prove our worthiness?
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 09/09/2026
I love explaining to gringos that o don't like caipirinha but I love caipisake de morango 🍓 and if they are familiar with Theseus Ship?
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ana de armas na gira de tranca rua @heptassilabo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
esse final de semana muitos amigos meus ficaram impressionados q eu sabia falar baço em inglês e eu só pensando assim claramente vocês não foram jovens com depressao aguda na aula de literatura do ensino médio se identificando com os românticos de segunda geração e a coisa do ~spleen~
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
that's right, I know all the tools and have developed countertools so they no longer work. welcome to thunderdome
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A man says "yeah, you're right, it's just lazy. He says "that's the brilliance of the comic, you can read the panels in any order." Another man says "these panels are not in the proper order." He then say "no, you can't..."
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Roman clay hot water bottles in the shape of human body parts used for therapeutic purposes some 2,000 years ago! Found in a building which may have been a healing centre. Paphos Archaeological Museum, Cyprus 📷 by me #Archaeology
My photo shows a museum display at Paphos Archaeological Museum of ancient Roman red clay vessels shaped like human body parts each of which has a spout with a handle either side, allowing it to be filled with hot water or oil. The clay walls of the vessels are only 3 mm thick so that heat would be conducted to the body. They are comparable in size to the corresponding human parts of the body including ears, torso, groin, hands, thigh, knee, shin, and feet. They are mounted for the display over a simple outline of a human figure, illustrating their possible therapeutic use around 2,000 years ago.
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
this is why i can never go back to renting. i NEED the freedom to glue papier mache hands to my ceiling. it is my ART
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The punk subreddit is furiously debating whether Dolly was punk or not and it’s hilarious www.reddit.com/r/punk/s/aSa...
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 26/08/2026
Well, finally made me download a better alarm app, what a horrid sight
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Katie Freeway fka Alex Haus of Decline shaves her legs in the tub. She asks herself "wait, am I doing this because I want to or because this is what society expects of women?" She considers this for a moment, then goes back to shaving her legs.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“It’s impossible that Jason Arday could have got his post without DEI,” say people about an industry which can find 200 academics willing to sign a letter in support of David Miller and another 200 academics willing to support Nathan Cofnas.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Icelandic teenagers tossing baby puffins off a cliff.
5 teenagers on a cliff in Vestmannaeyjar. Three are holding baby puffins, about to throw them off the cliff. One teen records with a smartphone while the fifth watches from behind. 

The baby puffins are found in town, confused by the lights. They're caught, weighed, boxed up, and tossed off the cliffs to fledge.
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 19/08/2026
I think a lot about when smartphone apps started being a thing and they all promised us to help us be a better version of ourselves
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Put my hand on a bison rubbing stone today. It’s been sitting here since it was dropped by a retreating glacier at the end of the last ice age. The sides are smoothed from generations of bison rubbing on it. Good to think about that now and then
Large red granite boulder in the foreground. Grass extending to a distant horizon. The sky is bright blue with puffy white clouds.
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 13/08/2026
Everybody hates Aronofsky's Mother! but I watched it while tipsy on white wine (and I identify heavily as 'hostess') and I loved every second of it. One of my top cinema experiences.
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gosh who could have seen this coming
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𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓪 𝓟𝓪𝓲𝓿𝓪 🦢✨ @clarissapaiva.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Esse divo postou os Sopranos Evangelion sem deixar da quote então tive que baixar pra dizer que essa é a energia que levarei para o Anime Enemies ano que vem . (Se eu for)
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 04/08/2026
The phantom limb of the old internet
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 04/08/2026
Musk has managed to poison the well to such an extent that we can now only think of platforms as "The Woke Factory" or "you will receive abuse from misogynists, racists and fascists and you will like it", and that's not great - hopefully Bsky does manage to create something in the middle!
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Goodnight. Krakow by night, Jozef Wilkon.
An illustration titled Cracow by night by Józef Wilkon, 1974. 
The illustration depicts a nighttime scene of Krakow (Cracow).
Prominent architectural features dominate the foreground, including a large, multi-arched building with a white facade, resembling a market hall or historical structure, possibly the Cloth Hall (Sukiennice) in Krakow's Main Market Square.
Behind this central building, several distinctive towers and red-roofed structures with one tower featuring a blue and gold spire, and another a clock face.
The background shows a silhouette of a city skyline under a night sky with a crescent moon.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Look, I don't know much about this issue, but according to the media I consume which is carefully engineered to piss me off,
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:
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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I keep doing this on holiday like I go somewhere like a really picturesque French village and then get back look at my photos and instead of the postcard or tourist brochure-like photos normal people take, my photos are all of weird things that temporarily interested me for some reason.
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 28/07/2026
Combine this with having terrible memory and your friends are telling your crazy stories back to you and they are complete new information
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 28/07/2026
I bring even worst news than "exercise improves your mood and life in general' Swapping to decaf has made waking up so much easier, huge difference, mornings are not so hard anymore
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/07/2026
[looking at pictures of friends doing something I would have had absolutely no interest in doing]: wow, without ME?
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/07/2026
motherfucker I am French and I mostly read 20th century European fiction; my sentences are going to keep running on and on and on and there's nothing any of you or indeed any of us can do about it
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 26/07/2026
Nolan completed changed Odysseus's demeanor, and I'm okay with that, but then why keep the sirens' scene? Doesn't make any sense to the character in the movie
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
THEY TALKED TO THE COMPUTER IN STAR TREK BEACUSE ITS A *TV SHOW* AND YOU CANT HEAR WHAT SOMEONE IS TYPING NOT BEACUSE IT IS GOOD UX
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the next update will allow Bluesky elders to choose which of their followers are entombed with them
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