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Laura Keating

@lorekeating.bsky.social
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Writer of Fiction; Bae of Fundy; Mad, Bad, and Hilarious to know Irish-Canadian www.lorekeating.com/ Novella AGONY'S LODESTONE store.tenebrouspress.com/products/a… Collection THE TRUEST SENSE a.co/d/090sQN3I She/Her

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Tenebrous Press @tenebrouspress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's (almost) time: On October 1, BRAVE NEW WEIRD Vol. 5 submissions open! 📣BNW is a reprint-only antho, of pieces published—indie & self—in the previous calendar year. Full instructions to come 10/1📣 Wanna get in the Weird mood early? Vol. 4 is 33% off now in our webstore🖤☠️ tinyurl.com/46pvw69b
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BRAVE NEW WEIRD Volume Four (print + eBook)
Twenty-three creators converge to deliver the Bravest, Newest, and Weirdest fiction of 2025! You are the nexus of evolution. You have reached the ideal. A grateful humanity gazes upon you in admiratio...
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 21h
How my Fire Horse year is going
Dishevelled Winona Ryder at the end of "Heathers" smoking a real f*ck it cigarette.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 23h
I think about MINDHUNTER about once a week. A final season would actually work with this major hiatus and characters aging. BTK wasn't caught until 2005. Start S03 in 1999 and work up to it. @netflix.com , please just give Fincher the money he needs!
The characters of MINDHUNTER in a promotional posture designed like a Rorschach test.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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simmcewen.bsky.social @simmcewen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black-capped chickadee #Paridae #BirdOfTheDay #Wildlife #NaturePhotography
A color photograph of a black-capped chickadee perched on a black metal tube (the top of a chair). The background has bright yellowish-green from golden creeping Jenny plant and pink from lobelia bloom, out of focus.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tried some creative baking with my son yesterday afternoon. Nailed It! (We are in fact both delighted with the results.)
Original idea, green dinosaurOur version with multi-colours and rainbow sprinklesKid's thumbs up next to our cake. Nailed It!
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Takes a lot of confidence to collect this many rejections in one year
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This first one is actually a Folk Horror icon tho she's the killer babe
An old wasp nest adored in dead pines branches, sort of looks like a scary folk horror mask.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get your murder-basement wasp nest in time for the Holidays. A steal at $150 each!
Text 3 large Wasp Nests that were collected some time ago.The 3rd and 4th picture with red rope are the same. 
Price is $150 eachOld wasp nest hanging from a string in a cement basement. It is adored with dead pine branches.A second old wasp nest hanging from a string in a cement basement. It is adored with dead pine branches.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Making the Macklemost out of a negative situation.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*bursts back onto Blue Sky* They're fighting about Bean Soup again over on Threads! *ducks a flying iced-coffee*
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It is Time
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This short scene in the original "Practical Magic" is genuinely Sandra Bullock's best work, the desperation is too real.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey Hey! Always a good day to support Indie arts. Indie movies? Cool Indie music? Cool Indie publishers and Books?! Oh, you best get a sweater, COOL
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AND they sample Maya Angelou reading "Still I Rise" in this track? Sirs & Lady. Alright alright then. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCqT...
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YouTube video by Beoga - Topic
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anyway, if anyone would like to join me I'll be baying at the moon tonight round midnight. Bring a snack and your favourite drinking skull.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It finally happened: Questions about a gap on my resume. I've been predominantly a stay-at-home mom the last couple years. But have tons of experience. I know they're hiring, desperate for help. But that gap ... I was told thanks, but no thanks ... At a coffee shop. I understand three languages.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[Me, staring at a long list of simple but crucial tasks] Mmhmm, okay. But how about instead we - now, hear me out - we freeze and do nothing?
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Kate Beaton @katebeaton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🐈⭐️ COVER REVEAL!! ⭐️🐈 Thrilled to share the cover of my next graphic novel for young readers, MEATBALL: KING OF THE FOREST, coming March 2027 from @MacKidsBooks in the U.S. and @TundraBooks in Canada!
Cover of a book called "Meatball" with a cat leaping in the air
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Have spent two hours trying to improve a short paragraph that I know a) carries a lot of weight b) can be snappier. And after two hours that paragraph is worse than ever. That's ART, beybee!
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*taps sentence* Sorry, know you wanted an open concept but that's a load-bearing metaphor.
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"People are really mad and however mad you are, it’s not enough. Because there is something so profound about no longer believing in the future, about seeing no value in our shared home, in the natural world. They’re traitors to creation.” www.theguardian.com/books/2026/s...
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Naomi Klein: ‘Extreme wealth has a deranging effect. It turns you into a supremacist’
She’s tackled neoliberalism and the digital world, now the writer and activist is taking on tech billionaires. She explains how the super-rich are capitalising on climate and financial chaos in pursui...
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 13/09/2026
Man shut the FUCK up
A few weeks ago, I went on a hike with some friends in the mountains in Colorado. The weather was perfect, the lakes and trees were gorgeous and we even saw a moose.
As I took in the views and breathed the fresh air, I also appreciated what has made hiking possible: industrialization. Hiking is often seen as a natural activity, but there's nothing natural about it, and almost nobody did it before the industrial revolution.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching "Matilda" for the (yes) 17th time in the 2 weeks since I bought the DVD for my 6-yr-old son. He loves it, his favourite movie. Watching today, he says, "When I'm alive again, I want to be a robin like Matilda." I asked, he explained simply that she is a robin bird. Know what? Feels right.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*sigh* The Simpsons called it
Future Lisa looks up into the night sky, the stars are drones that re-form to say "What a Night for Buzz Cola."
episode "Holidays of futures past."
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
so basically
The Leader from from season 09 episode 13 - The Joy of Sect - on The Simpsons.

A conman in a grey robe flying a homemade, bicycle-powered helicopter laden with bags of money while humming on a comb covered with a piece of wax paper.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I swear there's a kids story where a man warns a town of a beast in a cave but only HE can talk to it, keep it from destroying the village. He says the beast wants gifts: gold, silk, all the best food, or else. After the folk give everything, they enter & see the man has taken it all for himself.
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Eryk Salvaggio @eryk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The existential risk of AI
Old comic strip of a parrot with a gun aiming at an old man who cries, “It’s a parrot — pointing a gun at me! No! No!”
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/09/2026
jessica lange from american horror story saying your liberation is bound up with mine you stupid slut
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Realllly not looking forward to a future of actual AI Cults, with genuine veneration, rituals, moaning tears of praise, and heretic hatred. If you don't think that's coming, I've got some bad news about the human track-record with the need to worship something it deems greater that itself for you.
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The way indie music is seen as 'cool' and indie films are seen as 'embracing the craft without selling out' while indie books are seen as 'didn't get trad published' gives me feelings. Really crunchy feelings. The snobbery makes zero sense and instantly tells me someone isn't worth listening to.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Guys. We're in a golden age for cinema & horror. Word of mouth is back. Gone are the days of a bad opening weekend dooming you to early VOD. Now audiences are listening to their friends & reviews and checking shit out because they hear it's good, and that makes it worth going out for. This is HUGE.
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
panel 1
man thinking: Am I still a good person if helping others also benefits me? 

panel 2
disembodied voice from far away: Hey, man

panel 3
picture of the entire universe: It's me, the universe

panel 4
universe: Be kind, I don't care why
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight/ Got to kick at the Darkness 'til it bleeds Daylight." - Bruce Cockburn, Stealing Fire (1984) 🇨🇦
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
Ruby Bridges, age 6Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her schoolNorman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine. Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Opening my window this morning 🥰🍂
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Sweater Weather
Alt: Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph saying "Sweata Weatha"
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dismissing women when they come together to critically analyze, discuss, or support a matter with intelligence, logic, and accuracy is not "dumb wine moms ranting." We're not doing a new "Godsibb" to a "Gossip." Women talking shouldn't upset and frighten you. But if it does, stay scared.
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Cynthia Pelayo @cynthiapelayo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Kelly Link thinks you should read Something Followed Us Home. Available September 29.
"An absolute feast
of an anthology"
-KELLY LINK, author of Book of Love
Available September 29

Green - yellow background with cover of book Something Followed Us Home
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Before I started working from home, I really undervalued getting dressed every day. Turns out I feel a lot better about myself when I don't go around all day looking like I've just rolled out of a hedge.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is new, AI spam emails for other people (in this case a Lauren Keating) about THEIR published work (in this case a cookbook) but sent to me. AI is linking my email to her name because they are similar. Just love how the internet is turning into one, ugly trawl net 🫠
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"September" from "The Months". Eliot Hodgkin (1905-1987)
Painting of late summer things: open chestnuts, blackberries, apples, corn, mushrooms, red leaves.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Got a lil' bit'a money *buys books*
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So cool that stuff we've had and worked for 20+ years is absolutely balls now
In a word document, there is the phrase going away party.

The spellcheck wants to change it to party going away, which is dumb and makes no sense.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
amazing stuff
"This government hates us and wants us dead," Kathleen Hanna remarked during Bikini
Kill's set. "They don't give a shit about anybody's healthcare. They don't care if we're dying in parking lots of curable illnesses.
They don't give a shit. They don't care if our rights are taken away. They're ripping people off the streets. I'm not gonna tell you all the bad things! But I am gonna say it makes it hard for me in my body sometimes to have a good time. 'Cause it's hard to turn it off. And I was thinking that on the way here. I was like,
'What a gift.' What a gift we have to be able to play for you. What a gift Olivia has given all of us to do this festival.
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NPR @npr.org · 02/09/2026
The inaugural edition of Rodrigo's one-day, women-led concert, which featured artists like Stevie Nicks, Sarah McLachlan and Chappell Roan, didn't sideline its stated political mission. n.pr/4gG5igw
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Olivia Rodrigo's women-led Daisy Chain Fields festival put the power in fans' hands
The inaugural edition of Rodrigo's one-day, women-led concert, which featured artists like Stevie Nicks, Sarah McLachlan and Chappell Roan, didn't sideline its stated political mission.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gave the reworked pages to my duo of First Readers (who have already read the whole book) and the both preferred the OG pages! I was making the narration more linear (based on a couple feedbacks) but one reader said: "the original is jazz; new one is soft-rock radio. Keep it jazzy." OK!
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mcc @dryad.technology · 01/09/2026
This is the single biggest physics discovery of my entire lifetime. Or something's wrong with one of the cables. One of the two
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A parent group asked me to download a new app to keep in touch with - No. No more apps. I'll personally host a meeting to assemble a Phone Tree exactly like the one in Practical Magic. But unless that app is a bitchin' revamped "Tap Tap Revenge" I'm remaining right here outside the loop.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have about a 10% request rate. Pretty good! Query Tracker says the average is about 5.2%! However, just for the sheer heck of it, I've modified the structure of my opening pages a bit and am going to send out a few queries to see what happens because why not 🙃
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