Reposted by Joe SimonsDr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 28/09/2026And yes, part of me wants that moment to be a gigantic, continental-sized "fuck you" to everyone who told my fellow Britons to “go home”. We are home. And I want my country back too. 2536
Reposted by Joe SimonsBeau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 28/09/2026To be fair, you honestly can’t say that Enid Blyton isn’t prepared to move with the times. 24669119
Reposted by Joe Simons👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Once again, speaking as a professional archaeologist: "English" is not an ethnicity in any meaningful sense. You only have to go back about 1,000 years before everyone in Europe has the same group of common genealogical ancestors. Humans have lived on the British Isles for almost a million years. 926781
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Everyone (rightly) focusing on the "doom loop", but the phrase "content supply chain" makes me feel like I need a shower 031
Reposted by Joe SimonsAndrew D Wilson @adw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is who Reform is and always has been. I’m tired of people pretending otherwise 1153
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Bloody hell, this is the clearest illustration of the psychological appeal of Reform I've seen 000
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Was idly testing an LLM's ability to LinkedIn-ify topics, and may have generated a Brand New Sentence (highly cursed) 110
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026That "a former Leader of the Green Party" is the clearest demonstration of Gricean maxims in action 000
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Tired: AI content generation Wired: Unheimlich manuevers 000
Reposted by Joe SimonsDaniel Devine @danjdevine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Probably a good indication of where we're at is this guy has a job and isn't being hounded by every news outlet in the UK. 15518
Reposted by Joe SimonsBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 22/06/2026So we continue our run of “replace our prime minister with someone who is exactly the same but with a different haircut and/or glasses” 0397
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Lotta Burnham chat on the news sites, but has anyone heard anything from Rayner? 000
Reposted by Joe Simonsvanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026mathematicians discover that the set of integers isn’t infinite just really big 1126222
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 11/05/2026"Mediocrity at scale" is such a good expression for a very real cost 093
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 09/05/2026@thecidershedpod.bsky.social so... how will people change the topic now? #TheArchers 220
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 10/04/2026This remains one of my favourite videos on the Internet. You dont have to be a fan to enjoy the humour of song after song being rendered in his highly distinctive distorted style, and the subtle implication that is what <everything> sounds like to him youtu.be/7O0-NdVXZvw?...youtu.beMatt Pike (Sleep / High on Fire) Plays Favorite Riffs While Wearing a ShirtYouTube video by Loudwire 200
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Never occured to me before, but it's quite possible the first moon-base personnel will be of a generation such that they are walking around singing "we like thaaaa mooooon cos it is close to usssssss" 110
Reposted by Joe SimonsBlue ⚠️💙⚠️ @bluecoyote167.bsky.social · 02/04/202611 years later and this photo i took in a utah gas station is still circulating lol 151
Reposted by Joe SimonsDermot Lynott @dermotlynott.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This one is a stone cold classic 1312
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 02/04/2026<with a note of panic> given the size of space, that's nowhere near enough 030
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Thesis: headlines have a distinctive aesthetic beauty, stemming from being a deeply statistically unlikely series of words 030
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Something of a deep cut, but I can't help but read this as Dethklok: MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID! MURDER!media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a metal band playing guitars in a room .ALT: a black and white photo of a metal band playing guitars in a room . 000
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Was not prepared for how much Kurosawa looked like the Deal With It meme 010
Reposted by Joe SimonsRat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Big iced tea matchup on Friday 5889411979
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 13/03/2026How long do you have to be on this platform before you stop reading it as Blueski? 010
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Very much enjoyed How To Get To Heaven From Belfast, but perhaps the highlight was the brief cameo of My Lovely Horsemedia.tenor.coma horse 's head is surrounded by a colorful rainbowALT: a horse 's head is surrounded by a colorful rainbow 120
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Help me out quant psych hivemind. I have two competing SEM models fitted to a dataset. They are fairly unconstrained and I established the factor structure in a separate data fold. As a result, both have excellent fit (non-sig chi-sq, CFI/TLI > .99, RMSEA = .02). 101
Reposted by Joe SimonsRyan Heuser @ryanheuser.com · 08/03/2026Submitting this abstract to "Accelerationism Revisited", a symposium in Dublin. Mapping psychoanalytic topology in LLM base models → instruction-tuned → safety-tuned models. They progressively "displace" (in Freudian sense) censored content into adjacent semantics, even across hidden model layers. 8385
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 06/03/2026My favourite of these: Black Sabbath's debut album release is closer in time to the end of World War <One> than it is to the present day 260
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Absolute scenes on Gorton & Denton. Takes you would not believe. 020
Reposted by Joe SimonsAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 26/02/2026Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license. This is pure cruelty. www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen... 31784744196
Reposted by Joe Simons🎃 Matthew Jack-o'-lantern 🎃 @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Hey, what's your favorite album cover? Doesn't have to be your favorite album, just a cover you never get tired of looking at. I'll start: 24841825
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Well I just met you And you're a whale But here's my number Call me Ishmael 010
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 25/02/2026An extremely hot take: appropriate cognitive surrender is actually an integral part of an epistemically virtuous life; the problem is surrendering to what is in essence an auto-complete algorithm 010
Reposted by Joe SimonsDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 24/02/2026I urge Reform to campaign on "regulating the sexual economy", a very normal sequence of words they definitely shouldn't run past anyone without a Twitter account before putting it on the side of a bus. 2534975
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 23/02/2026You know, it may not be the only example, but La Marseillaise really shows that - even in a national anthem - mentioning the nation is very much optional 210
Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Culturally appropriating the UK is quite the Uno Reverse card 000