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Saakara

@saakaara.bsky.social
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Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader. Noted expert in Byzantine erotica.

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 14h
the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I want lying to have consequences again.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the missing link in all this is that a lot of bad cyclists are also bad drivers and that a lot of Americans just love to use vehicles as an outlet for barely concealed bloodlust.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a lifelong city walker, I think cyclists may benefit from seeing themselves as aligned with pedestrians rather than this weird "temporarily embarrassed motorist" thing they've got going on
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/05/2026
took a break from online today to inoculate a mushroom bed on the side of the house. some of you need to worry less about "my social networks" and more about "mycelial networks"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s always “protect girls’ and women’s sports,” but never “protect girls and women”
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 05/10/2026
Whenever it is time to go, Out doing this and that, I always wear my best chapeau, My favorite turtle hat. It tickles me with its tiny feet, And protects me with its shell, I tip my hat to all we meet, And the turtle waves farewell!
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
Brain: You're going to be sad today. Me: Why? Brain: What do you mean? Me: I mean, what is the reason for being sad? Brain: I'm not sure I follow. Me: What is the cause of the sadness? Brain: Are you even speaking English right now?
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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capybarasatwork.bsky.social @capybarasatwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One major reason that Microsoft was using a definition of intelligence borrowed from white supremacist Linda Gottfredson a couple of years back in their AI documentation is that scientific racists are pretty much the only ones out there pretending that intelligence is well defined and understood
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Oh; I concur that this is not my circus, but those ARE, in fact, my monkeys. And therein lies the problem, constable: this circus has obtained my monkeys by nefarious means.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm honestly more at ease living in a diverse neighborhood. You leave white people alone too long and they start to get weird. Just look at the history of Europe.
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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pulling out a pack of flutes taking one out and playing an autumn morning’s melody then stomping the flute out on the ground.
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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they dont want you to know the Omelas kid is Caillou
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hard times are created by weak men in boardrooms who choose profit over the people who generate it.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m lobbying the pope to take seriously that I may be immortal
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 02/10/2026
one post i will think of until my final day on earth:
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Sam W @somethingeasy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This one was a perfect descriptor
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Dr Alfredo Carpineti @drcarpineti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This reminds me of the extremely understated footnote in a paper that referenced the mathematical work of Ted Kaczynski (the Unabomber)
The mention of Kaczynski has a footnote that says better known for other work
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Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bro the Lords of your nation are Mammon, Roko’s Basilisk, and Jeffrey Epstein
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kool-Aid Man crashes through the hotel room wall, catching his wife having sex with the Hawaiian Punch guy
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my prescription is simple, says the doctor. you must kill and eat the great clown pagliacci
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 01/10/2026
The bell over the gun shop door rang. As the customer walked in, dark #clouds covered the full moon. "What do I need to hunt a werewolf?" the man asked. Dave nodded. "Silver bullets, a silver knife, and a silver tongue." The man blinked. "A silver tongue?" "Werewolves love smooching." #vss365
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just saw folk who join the uncritical rush towards AI referred to as "LLMings", and I am stealing that.
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Vintage Pixel Game: Lemmings
Alt: Vintage Pixel Game: Lemmings
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
Mr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy National Coffee Day
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Took the cats to the vet and Opal was trying to hide in the inside of my elbow.
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"It's tacky to drink iced coffee in an interview" buddy I think it's tacky to not offer your employees full medical and dental, we are not the same
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 29/09/2026
Dad got annoyed because a restaurant had gender neutral bathrooms, so I pointed out that there are three gender neutral bathrooms in his house.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Saakara @saakaara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Running my knife over a whetstone, murmuring “Liberty Liberty Liberty”
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Saakara @saakaara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes.
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