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Matt Boyd

@3psboyd.bsky.social
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Three Panel Soul, Mac Hall To follow my Mastodon posts on Bluesky where I complain about programming, follow this bridge account. @3psboyd.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy

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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 2h
Incredible things happening in 2026.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 7h
Sympathy for the Wrecker: On doing things for "the community" www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 7h
When it's clearly time for bed but nobody else is going to the bedroom.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 16h
The new Darktide trailer has subtitles.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 20h
Took the cats to the vet and Opal was trying to hide in the inside of my elbow.
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A big part of living in the Bay Area is figuring out how to politely tell people you don't want to hear about their kink.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do I want to watch You Can See Everything? Not really. Am I going to watch it opening day because seeing it cold is a very specific experience I'll never be able to replicate? Probably.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every day I'm snuggling.
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the guys who *wanted* to be patriarchs but were locked out of it for both material (capitalism) and social (feminism) reasons, got assuaged with factory jobs or middle management for a little while, and got to enjoy the Man of the House fantasy where they could be kings of their own little castles.
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
send them to the mines, get them killed off in wars, slavery, priesthoods of various types, &c. We had a situation in the US for a while after WWII where the secondary patriarchs --
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
an extremely important thing to remember about Patriarchy is that it's not just rule by men, it's rule by *fathers*. By necessity, it creates a massive surplus of extraneous "secondary" males that have to be accounted for in some way:
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wasn't reading much advance press for Control Resonant so I hope they mention you can do a psychokinetic-assisted fatality on a New York City bus.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dylan Faden exploding another fire hydrant by brushing his leg against it: "Oh geez... I'm sorry..."
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The thing about Opal is she simply loves to play ambush.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mendocino, Chile.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My video game has already solved this
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Opal vs Ribbons
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The secret to making a pop hit is to put some horns in there.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn't really look into the lesbian bar drama because I feel like I've already experienced plenty of that, just with fewer lesbians.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stumbled on a reddit post like "I'm a new cat owner. How do I keep my cat from getting on the table and countertops?" and all the answers are like "Huh. Yeah. Interesting question. Do you know what a cat is?"
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Loaded up Control Resonant and beat the shit out of the late Yayoi Kusama.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I remember talking my old boss into trying Destiny 2 and he liked it well enough. The thing that really stood out to him was Gambit, though. He was like "Why aren't they advertising this game mode more? There's nothing like it and it's incredible."
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Los gatos
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now I'm wondering what the specific level of wealth is where you can forget your own phone number and address and it's not a problem.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This really puts stuff like publicly funded third spaces in perspective for me. It's so relatively cheap to build out community centers, gyms, makerspaces, studios etc.
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ELE etc. @cornmaized.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my dad (who is a airline pilot) told me the meowing thing has been going for literal decades lmao. its on a public emergency frequency so every pilot in the area hears it. and then some old Delta airlines grandpa pilot comes on and yells at them. and then 10 seconds after the crashout "meowwww"
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is like saying you shouldn't do deadlifts because construction cranes exist. The point of education is to develop a change inside your body, not the end product of the homework.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What is this, 2003?
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is what I mean about how we have to become snobs. When a bitch says shit like this to you, the move is to immediately become very mean, and laugh at them, and say out loud that you don’t respect them, things of that nature, things Ezra Klein would never do
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the missiles were not nuclear tipped before the war, fwiw also didn't the u.s. say it had already destroyed iran's nuclear program in 2025
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I keep telling people this. www.verysane.ai/p/ai-safety-...
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AI Safety Is Mostly A Sex Cult In Berkeley, California
We might some day have “AI Safety”, as a science or policy area, that is not primarily a sex cult in Berkeley, California, but it does not currently exist.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A series of cat battles.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, sometimes you gotta just change your public name. Or the name of your webcomic. I totally get it. www.gq.com/story/sturgi...
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Sturgill Simpson Walked Away From Music. Johnny Blue Skies Is Just Getting Started
Three years ago, the Kentucky-born singer-songwriter was modern country's reigning psychedelic outlaw. Then a serious injury robbed him of his voice and threw him into a wrenching identity crisis. Now...
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New dating profile: "If you won't date my bi bros, I'm getting the garden hose."
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have never seen blue crabs presented this way before.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@rangedtouch.bsky.social did anyone post this at you yet www.youtube.com/shorts/Frw4B...
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Audio by @stixywixy Gandalf vs. Saruman - The Complete Trilogy (Extended Version Director’s Cut)
YouTube video by Punkey Doodles
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She wanted to do a loop.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seems like my body's writing checks that my mouth can't chew.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 22/09/2026
I'm basically a soothsayer. Comic from 2007 which was NOT 9 years ago turns out
Weedmaster P: Americans can't build a car that stays together or a shoe that costs less than ten thousand dollars but boy howdy we sure can build one hell of an internet huh Jeffrey: Yeah. Jeffrey: America invented the internet because they were afraid Russia would drop bombs on us from outer space. [[A bomb falls]] Weedmaster P: Maybe some hype shit will get made because of the global war on terrors Jeffrey: A vast computer network that believes in "evil", costs a billion dollars an hour and says the same 5 phrases over and over. {{Underneath}} Instead of showing you pictures of cats Internet 5.0 will question your patriotism
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pinball is back, baby. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IEe...
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YouTube video by AP Archive
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Vandal is learning about Opal's favorite toy: a single dried bean.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here's an idiot with no problems.
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Sela: Calamitous @sela.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtube.com
Paul McCartney - Hope For The Future
YouTube video by PaulMcCartneyVEVO
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
watching tv from the 80s and 90s really presses home how much older 29 used to be than it is now
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Opal is sleepy.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Linda Lindas.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was actually just considering this question in real life, but at the I was visiting a friend who was house sitting, so if my former self were brought forward to that exact moment, I would have had to spend a lot of time explaining that that isn't where I live.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cat rassling
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1
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