Reposted by RoseMany Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why does Apple Maps stare at me like a Gen Z receptionist every time I ask it to recall an address I JUST INPUTTED three minutes ago 132
Reposted by Rosesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21hhave you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again 430789
Reposted by RoseUrvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which. 142516874
Reposted by Roseleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5356211276
Reposted by Roseweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106942532
Reposted by RoseSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191163861
Reposted by RoseMonica Byrne @monicabyrne13.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This thread is a great explanation. 17831
Reposted by RoseNick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have never seen a more compelling argument for modernity. 1657564
Reposted by RoseContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump. 3705500665
Reposted by RoseMags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea. 10829433
Reposted by RoseBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“We didn’t have this queer shit back in my day” dude, in the first world war we had Biplanes 018740
Reposted by Rose👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026i need to know what happened 309163473178
Reposted by RoseIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131723351
Reposted by RoseClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the parish we attended on the Oregon Coast (oh, did YOUR mom not make you go to Mass on beach vacations???????) is St. Mary's By the Sea, which is basically just giving Mary a nautical theme for which there's no real canonical basis. it's not like there was a sighting at the Tillamook Cheese Factory 2324410
Reposted by RoseBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay 188113571912
Reposted by RoseCliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026my maximalist trans rights take is that genders should be treated like religions - all genders, not just trans people's. the state doesn't put it on your ID or have any say in who converts to another religion, but they do have to accommodate religious requirements like clothing or midday prayer. 815445
Reposted by Rosebiscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 12/09/2026any Democrat who's willing to negotiate on trans rights is going to eventually be willing to negotiate yours 021
Reposted by RoseLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I know this is not going to fix anything, but how much media coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think would happen if one of these dem candidates just said, once in their lives, what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumb asshole right now 592739332
Reposted by RoseJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/09/2026Today is the 28th anniversary of my blog, Whatever, and also, the 20th anniversary of my most viral post ever: Bacon cat! whatever.scalzi.com/2026/09/13/b... 1175567
Reposted by Rosederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This idea applies to other things. If you wear a big sun hat, a polo shirt, and a pair of baggy cargo shorts to the zoo, you can tell people wholly fabricated, rather incorrect information about the animals and they will believe you. 1945660550
Reposted by RoseJosh Moretto @joshmoretto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Art by @reforest-kelley.bsky.social. A reminder for Labor Day. 4647350
Reposted by RosePatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026So trying to beat them with the standard tools we apply to win partisan conflicts in an essentially stable democracy is the equivalent of trying to kill sharks with a flamethrower. 71210108
Reposted by RosePatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Realizing the extent to which this is true wildly changed my opinions about how to deal with Trumpism, since they're never going to be satisfied unless they're actively dominating everyone else. You can't give them some concessions and go back to the status quo: they're reactionary revolutionaries. 5151711314
Reposted by RoseSprouts 🌱 @ ASC @coolartcorner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Life just be that way all the time 🙃 3691313275
Reposted by RoseDr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 05/09/2026I love that through all of history, humanity has loved making little guys like this. 24711
Reposted by RosePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job 3679191985
Reposted by RoseClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026absolutely wheezing at an Instagram clip of comic Stevie Martin (who I love from being a maniac on Taskmaster) claiming that Shakespeare only had three plays: 1. “I’m Not a Good Monarch” 2. “I’ll Pretend To Be You, You Hide Behind That Plant, and We’ll Both Marry Her” 3. “The Lion King” 202153375
Reposted by RoseKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Well yeah she's an adult 5104581570
Reposted by RoseLeena 🌵 @leena.reuben.games · 02/09/2026Five years ago I might have said they wanted poor teens pregnant to keep the poverty cycle going to prop up the underclasses but unfortunately I think these days I’m landing on “they want to fuck the teens” 5337
Reposted by RoseMike Brooks @mikebrooks668.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Good morning. As a (comparatively) successful author I feel it’s time to branch out in my career. As a result, I’m excited to be stepping into the world of professional football. Since I’m physically incapable of playing football at a professional level I will be hiring what I call a “ghostballer” 18770175
Reposted by RoseTom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It's probably too soon for them to course-correct on this, but if the Costume Institute decided to feature all of Dolly's stage costumes in an exhibit, you'd have one mf-ing epic Met Gala red carpet 523331
Reposted by RoseApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The one trait consistent to EVERYONE on the right is an inability to understand anything until they experience it personally 723113507
Reposted by Rosebiscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 02/09/2026a sentence that I have discovered that some folks don't care for is "that's an interesting thing to be proud of" 082
Reposted by RoseLore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026They should have reverse escape rooms. I’d be really good at thwarting any attempt to get me to go outside. 3549
Reposted by RoseJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026We are as a people under no moral obligation to believe that no, this time, Dad's not going to drink and he *is* going to show up at our Little League game. 223523
Reposted by RoseJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026When there are multiple stories about data centers simply building gas turbines without permits, PROVING they can’t be trusted, you’d be a fool to trust them. This is not paranoia, it’s pragmatism. 202466791
Reposted by RoseActivistChecklist.org @activistchecklist.org · 02/09/2026This is what working on digital security guides for ActivistChecklist.org feels like every day... 017663
Reposted by RoseCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You may laugh at your Facebook aunt for having all her passwords on a post it note on her screen in the den, but that post it note never contributed to Hitler 2 622530
Reposted by Rosegeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"they blocked me and i never even said anything to them" buddy i have some bad news about how many people can perceive your behavior in a public setting 5562651481