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Many Types of Tea

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Future ghost. Curly now.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh good, another EV charging app to add to my collection. I was hoping for a nice round 19
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Apparently the pipeline is a myth (it came in kegs) but still, solid reasons to Get Involved In Science
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just learned about this reality show where they build a Greggs in the jungle and charge very stressed folk £200 for a doughnut off their potential prize pot and do you know what. That’s genius that is. Every level of it
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'm so bad at cooking the only way i could win masterchef would be as an ingredient
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m finding it deeply offensive that people born in the mid 70s are now over 50 because I am not far behind. Can you please just cool it, lads
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love the rat bag but I’ve just been to see a stage production of 1984 so I also feel something unsettling about the rat bag
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Dr Darcey Gillie @dfgillie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me to security person at Dublin Airport: I was given a lemon as a prize today. Can I bring my lemon through security? Security person (solemnly): Yes, you may bring your prize lemon through security.
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My favourite, and only, fact about Ed Sheeran is that his second cousin is Gordon Burns, presenter of the Krypton Factor. In related news, I admit that I did grow up thinking more of my life would involve solving puzzles then scaling a travelator
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ladies and gentleman the SPAGHETTI BROTHERS! *crowd goes wild, you don’t see them at first just hear sloppy noodle sounds
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I see Excessively Large Spider season is upon us again. The world is in the pocket of Big Spider, wake up sheeple
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hold on, Bergerac is a place? I thought that was his name
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So I discovered why you don’t put gel in your hair and then sort of blot it a bit with paper towels. It’s because you’ve just made papier-mâché on your head
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Left my handbag on a plane today which was handy because it contains all my savings (my expensive concealer and nicely worn in lipbalm)
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
At the airport and doing my pre-flight checks (does the flight exist - does the gate exist - do the flight and gate exist two minutes after previous check)
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Does she understand that the bones are going to be inside her? What is she promising that dog?!
An ad for a drug that grows “new bone,” with a woman earnestly engaging with a dog who looks like it wants bones.
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is there any linguistic area in which your parents did you dirty? Mine used ‘house’ to mean any dwelling place & I do that all the time and it really confuses people. Also my mum called it ‘spag bog’
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Deeply chilling.
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just remembered with a jolt the period in my teens when I was obsessed with the Volvo v40
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fans of the Odyssey (172 minutes) might also enjoy the couple next to me at the train station trying to put various shoes on their toddler (??? minutes)
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.
Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not only is this very funny and (mostly) wholesome, it is also good proof that you can pull off quite a wide variety of looks even if you don’t like them
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 10/03/2026
why did we even domesticate peeves
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My childhood video store was a Ritz and then a Blockbuster and now it’s a funeral directors with a surprisingly comprehensive collection of novelty coffins
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just poured my friend a bubbling green drink that emitted a cloud of vapor in the shape of a cackling skull, but he refused to drink it. After I spent so long working on my cool skull drink! It did contain poison though
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As per, the humidity in Edinburgh is 87% and every single strand of my hair is feeling it
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nice that it’s unexpectedly warm today and that this shirt is woven out of the same material as the surface of the sun
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Feel pretty nonplussed about celebrities on the whole because they’re just human people, but some of them ascend to a sort of iconic status and that’s why LOSING TWO in twenty four hours genuinely has me weepy
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“How will we ever replace them?” FUND. THE. ARTS.
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
[standing menacingly over clippy's bed] looks like you're trying to sleep
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m absolutely obsessed with getting a little can of Piña Colada from M&S to drink on the train but honestly I can’t hack it that then I have to spend 3-5 business days with The Piña Colada Song in my head
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Honoured to be sharing this lunch experience with a number of people only now encountering the concept of ‘food’ and ‘a menu’ for the first time
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Show idea: with four decades of experience, I can teach you how to walk through Edinburgh without being handed even one (1) flier. Pleasance Courtyard Beyond, 1600, £8 (£5 concessions)
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
No-one uses the term FOMO any more (or maybe we do and we’re just not telling you)
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How long would it take me to learn how to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius? Maybe half an hour, regular practice of a couple of minutes every week or so. Something that would help me out for the rest of my life, is relatively easy to do, with no huge commitment required. But will I do it? Hell no
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
In a move analysts have described as “excessively on the nose”, Ali’s Cave in Edinburgh is now an M&S food
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m on a bus in Edinburgh & how there’s not 619 fatalities per minute from people walking in the literal road, I’m not sure
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I miss the days when I’d do something wild and unpredictable after a few drinks, rather than “pay my council tax”
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My sister’s bathroom contains Badedas because her boyfriend is from France and, apparently, the 1980s
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I don’t like to judge but if you like eating cones with your ice cream, something is very wrong with you
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Scientists confirm the human body is 70% water, 30% unopened emails.
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glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
happy birthday to all horses in the southern hemisphere
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Postie, telephonist, miner, housemaid. The big four
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Saw the Odyssey film and I thought it was very good. I would definitely have tried to get that horse home off the beach and into my house, it would make a lovely centrepiece
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Oh that’s nice, our friendly local billionaires have ditched a plan to build 450 new houses and instead are going to construct an AI data centre, very cool
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Do you know what I rarely, if ever, have to do? Write secret messages to people in lemon juice that are then gently heated to reveal the code to the prepared reader
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Unexpectedly, my dog has discovered a passion for courgette
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The ‘send later’ facility on emails and texts is really brilliant for concealing how much of a late night little freak I truly am
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Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If I got up at 6.20am every day, just think how much blank staring I could get done
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