Reposted by Many Types of TeaJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3444531064
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh good, another EV charging app to add to my collection. I was hoping for a nice round 19 100
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Apparently the pipeline is a myth (it came in kegs) but still, solid reasons to Get Involved In Science 110
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just learned about this reality show where they build a Greggs in the jungle and charge very stressed folk £200 for a doughnut off their potential prize pot and do you know what. That’s genius that is. Every level of it 020
Reposted by Many Types of TeaMutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i'm so bad at cooking the only way i could win masterchef would be as an ingredient 2455
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m finding it deeply offensive that people born in the mid 70s are now over 50 because I am not far behind. Can you please just cool it, lads 140
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I love the rat bag but I’ve just been to see a stage production of 1984 so I also feel something unsettling about the rat bag 342
Reposted by Many Types of TeaDr Darcey Gillie @dfgillie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me to security person at Dublin Airport: I was given a lemon as a prize today. Can I bring my lemon through security? Security person (solemnly): Yes, you may bring your prize lemon through security. 1442993
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My favourite, and only, fact about Ed Sheeran is that his second cousin is Gordon Burns, presenter of the Krypton Factor. In related news, I admit that I did grow up thinking more of my life would involve solving puzzles then scaling a travelator 010
Reposted by Many Types of TeaDan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ladies and gentleman the SPAGHETTI BROTHERS! *crowd goes wild, you don’t see them at first just hear sloppy noodle sounds 621856
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I see Excessively Large Spider season is upon us again. The world is in the pocket of Big Spider, wake up sheeple 110
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hold on, Bergerac is a place? I thought that was his name 110
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So I discovered why you don’t put gel in your hair and then sort of blot it a bit with paper towels. It’s because you’ve just made papier-mâché on your head 070
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Left my handbag on a plane today which was handy because it contains all my savings (my expensive concealer and nicely worn in lipbalm) 120
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026At the airport and doing my pre-flight checks (does the flight exist - does the gate exist - do the flight and gate exist two minutes after previous check) 251
Reposted by Many Types of TeaJane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Does she understand that the bones are going to be inside her? What is she promising that dog?! 491822256
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Is there any linguistic area in which your parents did you dirty? Mine used ‘house’ to mean any dwelling place & I do that all the time and it really confuses people. Also my mum called it ‘spag bog’ 540
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Just remembered with a jolt the period in my teens when I was obsessed with the Volvo v40 140
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Fans of the Odyssey (172 minutes) might also enjoy the couple next to me at the train station trying to put various shoes on their toddler (??? minutes) 030
Reposted by Many Types of TeaUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude. 4048811044
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Not only is this very funny and (mostly) wholesome, it is also good proof that you can pull off quite a wide variety of looks even if you don’t like them 131
Reposted by Many Types of TeafuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 10/03/2026why did we even domesticate peeves 231040291
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My childhood video store was a Ritz and then a Blockbuster and now it’s a funeral directors with a surprisingly comprehensive collection of novelty coffins 031
Reposted by Many Types of Teamindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just poured my friend a bubbling green drink that emitted a cloud of vapor in the shape of a cackling skull, but he refused to drink it. After I spent so long working on my cool skull drink! It did contain poison though 131342360
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 28/08/2026As per, the humidity in Edinburgh is 87% and every single strand of my hair is feeling it 020
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Nice that it’s unexpectedly warm today and that this shirt is woven out of the same material as the surface of the sun 050
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Feel pretty nonplussed about celebrities on the whole because they’re just human people, but some of them ascend to a sort of iconic status and that’s why LOSING TWO in twenty four hours genuinely has me weepy 020
Reposted by Many Types of TeaM. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026“How will we ever replace them?” FUND. THE. ARTS. 2394823250
Reposted by Many Types of Teafredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 21/11/2023[standing menacingly over clippy's bed] looks like you're trying to sleep 233283
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’m absolutely obsessed with getting a little can of Piña Colada from M&S to drink on the train but honestly I can’t hack it that then I have to spend 3-5 business days with The Piña Colada Song in my head 030
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Honoured to be sharing this lunch experience with a number of people only now encountering the concept of ‘food’ and ‘a menu’ for the first time 150
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Show idea: with four decades of experience, I can teach you how to walk through Edinburgh without being handed even one (1) flier. Pleasance Courtyard Beyond, 1600, £8 (£5 concessions) 250
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 14/08/2026No-one uses the term FOMO any more (or maybe we do and we’re just not telling you) 4102
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 13/08/2026How long would it take me to learn how to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius? Maybe half an hour, regular practice of a couple of minutes every week or so. Something that would help me out for the rest of my life, is relatively easy to do, with no huge commitment required. But will I do it? Hell no 140
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 09/08/2026In a move analysts have described as “excessively on the nose”, Ali’s Cave in Edinburgh is now an M&S food 100
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I’m on a bus in Edinburgh & how there’s not 619 fatalities per minute from people walking in the literal road, I’m not sure 250
Reposted by Many Types of TeaRoss Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper 7264721571
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I miss the days when I’d do something wild and unpredictable after a few drinks, rather than “pay my council tax” 061
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My sister’s bathroom contains Badedas because her boyfriend is from France and, apparently, the 1980s 160
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I don’t like to judge but if you like eating cones with your ice cream, something is very wrong with you 210
Reposted by Many Types of TeaDak @dak.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Scientists confirm the human body is 70% water, 30% unopened emails. 317048
Reposted by Many Types of Teaglue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 01/08/2026happy birthday to all horses in the southern hemisphere 32665871
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Postie, telephonist, miner, housemaid. The big four 330
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Saw the Odyssey film and I thought it was very good. I would definitely have tried to get that horse home off the beach and into my house, it would make a lovely centrepiece 130
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Oh that’s nice, our friendly local billionaires have ditched a plan to build 450 new houses and instead are going to construct an AI data centre, very cool 120
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Do you know what I rarely, if ever, have to do? Write secret messages to people in lemon juice that are then gently heated to reveal the code to the prepared reader 270
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Unexpectedly, my dog has discovered a passion for courgette 251
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The ‘send later’ facility on emails and texts is really brilliant for concealing how much of a late night little freak I truly am 130
Many Types of Tea @manytypesoftea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026If I got up at 6.20am every day, just think how much blank staring I could get done 261