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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

According to my sources, the FBI was initially open to a concurrent investigation with the MN Bureau of Criminal Apprehension (the state agency that would do this investigation). Trumpy U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen heard about this and intervened, barring the FBI from cooperating with local police.

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Liz Cook @lizcookkc.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I spent $900 at 1587 Prime so you don’t have to.

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Collin Murr @collinmurr.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

There's a guy on Twitter who posted about Rob Reiner's perfect run of films and included North. Every time someone calls out North, he says "Not the time, 2 people are dead." It's making me laugh until I cry, and I'm confident Rob Reiner would have found it hilarious.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Joyce Carol Oates
@Joyce... 17h O
So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the
"most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk
X.com
Oates is a liar and delights in being mean.
Not a good human.

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ceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2025

one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be

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J! @riptwitter.lol · 13/06/2025

Me: (complaining about my upcoming colonoscopy for the eleventh time today) My wife: My god, you make it sound like nuts are your life! Me (Goes out to garage, gets in car, shuts door, turns on radio) whispering: Deez nuts.

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J! @riptwitter.lol · 13/06/2025

Me: Do you ever think it's weird that in marriage you woo some attractive person away from their friends and family, and then basically keep them in the same building as you for the next fifty years? My wife: What the fuck...

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J! @riptwitter.lol · 13/06/2025

My wife said "Neuro-plasticity". And then I said: Man, I knew him when he was "Neurotic Plastic City"...

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Nature Watch ☘️ @watchnature.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Woman discovers her neighbor's corgi was sneaking onto her property at night - to ride her pony!

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

thinking about drake watching the world series and hearing the big organ play the tune from the song calling him a pedophile

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/09/2024

In season 3 of The Bear, Carmy’s modest success turns him into a self absorbed, tortured artist whose need for his genius to be recognized results in self-sabotage, alienating his admirers, and him utterly losing the plot. Which is also what happened to the writers of season 3 of The Bear.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2024

Hey so I'm going to need to push the ol' newsletter subscription for a bit because the media landscape is really getting rough and it looks like I'm taking another hit on the near horizon and I would *really* like to keep doing this work. thismodernworld.com/subscriptions

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Subscriptions – THIS MODERN WORLD

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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 23/08/2024

Time to drop in on the legacy media fact-check of the DNC.

A screen grab from the Simpsons:

Bart is standing in front of an animatronic Smokey the Bear with a speaker on it, which is asking him Smokey the Bear's signature question: "Only WHO can prevent forest fires?"

A screen grab from the Simpsons:

There are two buttons in front of the animatronic Smokey the Bear, "You" and "Me." Bart reaches out and presses the "You" button to complete Smokey's catchphrase: "Only YOU can prevent forest fires."

A screen grab from the Simpsons:

Bart is immediately corrected by the animatronic Smokey the Bear, who tells him: "You pressed 'You', referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is You."

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/08/2024

Trump aide: sir, people are calling your ticket a weird freakshow. how do we signal to voters you're a normal guy with regular friends?

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J! @riptwitter.lol · 21/07/2024

Donated $100 here secure.actblue.com Let's fucking go.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/03/2024

mr ed opening credits: 🎶 a horse is a horse of course of course 🎶 me (hitting pause because i noticed you looking at your phone): hey man seriously you gotta listen to this next part

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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 25/02/2024

The thing about having a national identity founded on a myth is that you open the door for lies to take over everything. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/stupid-power

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Stupid Power

Deluding ourselves about America's delusions.

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16/02/2024

Donald Trump has been found guilty of getting a woman to put $50,000 in a shoebox by pretending to be a CIA agent

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS EXORCIST III: LEGION AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE THE WHOLE FAMILY STARTS DOING THE MOVES

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Elizabeth Davis @elizabethdavis.bsky.social · 20/12/2023

dudes have all these fantasies about femme fatales setting up honey traps and IRL it's just some lady in her apartment in her sweats texting "oh wow, interesting" until they admit to federal crimes

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

I genuinely think people on this site should run for office. There are a lot of people on here who know exactly how. The internet’s dying, the world is wide open, use this place to learn how to make your community better and go do it, imo.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/12/2023

i just did some poking around in twitter's API and found some stuff that's ... *interesting*, to say the least

screenshot of mac’s terminal window in which i have typed in the commands “go to twitter,” “download api,” “list interesting things from api,” “is there anything super fucked up in it,” “nevermind,” “log on to all satellites,” “scan planet earth,” “scan for buried treasure or old dinosaur bones or whatever within 100 feet of my current location,” “scan again,” “scan again to make sure,” “scan again using technology,” “belay that order,” and “download cool rap”

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 09/12/2023

A right-wing libertarian who was furious with me for supporting immigration claimed I lied about having a column with Forbes (I actually claimed I wrote a column for Fox News, which I did). He then claimed I was lying because the Fox search tool only returned five articles by me. He didn’t …

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 23/11/2023

Every year Thanksgiving devolves into a huge argument between the family members that think Tom Bombadil is a superfluous tangent and those shouting he’s essential LOTR worldbuilding

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J! @riptwitter.lol · 17/11/2023

Dennis Lee out there pushing the envelope again... Hot Dog Smashburger open.substack.com/pub/foodisst...

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/10/2023

ME SOWING: I love being a mischievous boiled egg haha ME REAPING: Ah man I’m sorry for being a mischievous boiled egg earlier

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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 13/09/2023

The immediate problem I’m having with this Musk bio (on page 7 of 615) is that (1) he’s a sociopathic serial liar, (2) Isaacson seems disinterested in seriously investigating whether anything he says is true. Like, “wow, his childhood sounds unbelievably difficult. …SHOULD I believe this???”

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J! @riptwitter.lol · 28/08/2023

@brandonr.bsky.social I run this to find my twitter follows on here. Works pretty well.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/08/2023

new metric suggests only 10% of customers still dine in at mcdonalds so if you eat your chicken nuggets in the little plastic booth you are participating in a hotbed for heterodox thinkers, the modern parisian salon, where brave conversants are unafraid to voice ideas that challenge the status quo

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J! @riptwitter.lol · 28/07/2023

A classic of the genre, including the replies...

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 27/07/2023

Today's newsletter is about Elon Musk - The Rot King - the minimum viable product of capitalism. He’s realized the exact amount he has to say or do to stay relevant. He's the loser's winner, and X is the beginning of the end - his own Kobayashi Maru. tinyurl.com/wyat72723

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J! @riptwitter.lol · 23/07/2023

When you can't get a ticket to see Oppenheimer because it's rated R and you must be 17 or accompanied by a parent or guardian and even though you brought your birth certificate, they still dont believe you. So you have to go see PG13 Barbie and trash it on YouTube because you're so wee and mad.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

google is so bad now it can't tell you the height of Royce Da 5'9", the only rapper who includes his height in his name

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

Paying $5 for the petting zoo just to feel something (a goat)

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J! @riptwitter.lol · 13/07/2023

Reposting for visibility

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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh) @www.jrrjokien.com · 13/07/2023

oof sorry, unfollowing now. really enjoyed his gifts, especially the rings of power, had no idea he forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others and that into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

how are we doing over here? are we still working on these posts or can i get them out of your way? did we save any room for posts

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J! @riptwitter.lol · 12/07/2023

Exquisite. Highly recommend.

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