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@riptwitter.lol
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Scoots. Skeets. Schedules.

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J! @riptwitter.lol · 06/11/2025
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 27/10/2024
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 22/09/2024
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 23/08/2024
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 21/07/2024
Donated $100 here secure.actblue.com Let's fucking go.
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 26/08/2023
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 23/08/2023
Cast of Friends tv show with logo replaced with "Unindicted Co-conspirators"
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 22/08/2023
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 26/07/2023
Russell Crowe in Master and Commander preparing to laugh at a banger
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 23/07/2023
When you can't get a ticket to see Oppenheimer because it's rated R and you must be 17 or accompanied by a parent or guardian and even though you brought your birth certificate, they still dont believe you. So you have to go see PG13 Barbie and trash it on YouTube because you're so wee and mad.
When you can't get a ticket to see Oppenheimer because it's rated R and you must be 17 or accompanied by a parent or guardian and even though you brought your birth certificate, they still dont believe you. So you have to go see PG13 Barbie and trash it on YouTube because you're so wee and mad.
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 11/07/2023
ACAB
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 08/07/2023
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 22/06/2023
Waiting for all my twitter friends to hurry up and use their Bluesky invites...
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 20/06/2023
His poor wife
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 18/06/2023
Hoping I remember to say this on my deathbed:
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 14/06/2023
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 07/06/2023
Every day over there
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 04/06/2023
Same
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 04/06/2023
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 29/05/2023
Same. I honestly cannot figure out how this scene hasn't become a massive meme. I use it for everything.
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 26/05/2023
Smeagol reading the reviews:
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 26/05/2023
Bin-heads! Bin-heads! Bin-heads!
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 23/05/2023
Literally no consequences. Painful.
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 21/05/2023
All the other mods
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 20/05/2023
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 20/05/2023
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 19/05/2023
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 18/05/2023
How it started / How it's going
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 18/05/2023
Politico: 9 ways syphilis can beat cancer says IBS
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 18/05/2023
Club full of people just shouting this at each other:
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 18/05/2023
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 18/05/2023
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 18/05/2023
Every day's commute:
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 18/05/2023
Hey that show taught us all how to do CPR, for which we should be grateful!
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 18/05/2023
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 17/05/2023
My wife fell asleep watching A Man Called Otto. She asked me how it ended. I said it's a palindrome. It ended the same as it began. Then she made this face:
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