J! @riptwitter.lol · 10/02/2026And we'll find out when he wins a *second medal*. This is excellent television even if you haven't seen the earlier seasons. 120
J! @riptwitter.lol · 10/02/2026They didn't have to mention that he was a bi athlete. Totally irrelevant. 180
Reposted by J!Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 08/01/2026According to my sources, the FBI was initially open to a concurrent investigation with the MN Bureau of Criminal Apprehension (the state agency that would do this investigation). Trumpy U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen heard about this and intervened, barring the FBI from cooperating with local police. 26063332895
J! @riptwitter.lol · 16/12/2025"Work in Eater, Serious Eats, the BBC, Bon App, etc." needs an update! So glad to see you on Defector, Liz... absolutely made my day. I've gifted the article to a dozen people so far. And I'm going to Paypal you for old times sake! 130
Reposted by J!Liz Cook @lizcookkc.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I spent $900 at 1587 Prime so you don’t have to. 3544275
Reposted by J!Collin Murr @collinmurr.bsky.social · 15/12/2025There's a guy on Twitter who posted about Rob Reiner's perfect run of films and included North. Every time someone calls out North, he says "Not the time, 2 people are dead." It's making me laugh until I cry, and I'm confident Rob Reiner would have found it hilarious. 131917276
Reposted by J!BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/12/2025TELL ME ABOUT THE BRIDGE MEGATRON 522825
J! @riptwitter.lol · 09/11/2025Grok (complimentary): To understand via empathy Grok (derisively): Elon's Mecha-Hitler 000
Reposted by J!Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025lol she got his ass and he knows it 452288456243
J! @riptwitter.lol · 03/11/2025This is just an end-around to identify future employees who might increase insurance premiums... 020
J! @riptwitter.lol · 16/10/2025youtu.be/s9eJKb0_Q0k?...youtu.beCommunity - Troy Barnes: Annie's Backpack (mmm...)YouTube video by ThomasFromTN 010
Reposted by J!ceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2025one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be 544261762
J! @riptwitter.lol · 07/08/2025Yes, but what about The Hunger Games? A bunch of those kids got shot with arrows. Really makes you think. 000
J! @riptwitter.lol · 27/06/2025media.tenor.coma man with a scar on his face is holding a walkie talkie in his handALT: a man with a scar on his face is holding a walkie talkie in his hand 010
J! @riptwitter.lol · 13/06/2025Me: (complaining about my upcoming colonoscopy for the eleventh time today) My wife: My god, you make it sound like nuts are your life! Me (Goes out to garage, gets in car, shuts door, turns on radio) whispering: Deez nuts. 000
J! @riptwitter.lol · 13/06/2025Me: Do you ever think it's weird that in marriage you woo some attractive person away from their friends and family, and then basically keep them in the same building as you for the next fifty years? My wife: What the fuck... 010
J! @riptwitter.lol · 13/06/2025My wife said "Neuro-plasticity". And then I said: Man, I knew him when he was "Neurotic Plastic City"... 020
Reposted by J!Nature Watch ☘️ @watchnature.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Woman discovers her neighbor's corgi was sneaking onto her property at night - to ride her pony! 416131
Reposted by J!Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024thinking about drake watching the world series and hearing the big organ play the tune from the song calling him a pedophile 203949431
J! @riptwitter.lol · 19/10/2024An Arnold Palmer is also a beverage, so you have to be real specific which one you are ordering... 010
Reposted by J!Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/09/2024In season 3 of The Bear, Carmy’s modest success turns him into a self absorbed, tortured artist whose need for his genius to be recognized results in self-sabotage, alienating his admirers, and him utterly losing the plot. Which is also what happened to the writers of season 3 of The Bear. 71289
Reposted by J!Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2024Hey so I'm going to need to push the ol' newsletter subscription for a bit because the media landscape is really getting rough and it looks like I'm taking another hit on the near horizon and I would *really* like to keep doing this work. thismodernworld.com/subscriptionsthismodernworld.comSubscriptions – THIS MODERN WORLD 10248149
Reposted by J!jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 23/08/2024Time to drop in on the legacy media fact-check of the DNC. 112261426
Reposted by J!Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/08/2024Trump aide: sir, people are calling your ticket a weird freakshow. how do we signal to voters you're a normal guy with regular friends? 1647062
J! @riptwitter.lol · 10/04/2024In Biden's Woke America, loyalty is a crime! Next they are going to arrest all the good dogs. Send me money to support my canine legal defense fund or something... 010
Reposted by J!more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/03/2024mr ed opening credits: 🎶 a horse is a horse of course of course 🎶 me (hitting pause because i noticed you looking at your phone): hey man seriously you gotta listen to this next part 5731115
J! @riptwitter.lol · 06/03/2024Watched Ishtar last night for the first time after hearing about what a bomb it was for decades... It's a delightful farce with several winning performances. It was never going to make $100M, but great fun nonetheless. 061