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J! @riptwitter.lol · 24/06/2026
EIGHT Marty Supremes!?!?
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 11/06/2026
Hell yeah.
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 26/05/2026
Hell of a title for an Op Ed!
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 19/03/2026
Subscribed!
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 16/03/2026
Subscribed!
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 10/02/2026
And we'll find out when he wins a *second medal*. This is excellent television even if you haven't seen the earlier seasons.
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 10/02/2026
They didn't have to mention that he was a bi athlete. Totally irrelevant.
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 09/02/2026
And Ringo!
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
According to my sources, the FBI was initially open to a concurrent investigation with the MN Bureau of Criminal Apprehension (the state agency that would do this investigation). Trumpy U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen heard about this and intervened, barring the FBI from cooperating with local police.
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 26/12/2025
Sounds like there's a 2026 resolution in there somewhere...
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 16/12/2025
"Work in Eater, Serious Eats, the BBC, Bon App, etc." needs an update! So glad to see you on Defector, Liz... absolutely made my day. I've gifted the article to a dozen people so far. And I'm going to Paypal you for old times sake!
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Liz Cook @lizcookkc.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I spent $900 at 1587 Prime so you don’t have to.
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Collin Murr @collinmurr.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
There's a guy on Twitter who posted about Rob Reiner's perfect run of films and included North. Every time someone calls out North, he says "Not the time, 2 people are dead." It's making me laugh until I cry, and I'm confident Rob Reiner would have found it hilarious.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
TELL ME ABOUT THE BRIDGE MEGATRON
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 30/11/2025
Music fixes one of these!
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 09/11/2025
Grok (complimentary): To understand via empathy Grok (derisively): Elon's Mecha-Hitler
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Joyce Carol Oates
@Joyce... 17h O
So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the
"most wealthy person in the world."Elon Musk ' @elonmusk
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Oates is a liar and delights in being mean.
Not a good human.
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 06/11/2025
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 05/11/2025
Love it!
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 03/11/2025
This is just an end-around to identify future employees who might increase insurance premiums...
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 23/10/2025
"Yes, AND..."
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 16/10/2025
youtu.be/s9eJKb0_Q0k?...
youtu.be
Community - Troy Barnes: Annie's Backpack (mmm...)
YouTube video by ThomasFromTN
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 15/10/2025
Hell yeah, brother
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2025
one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 07/08/2025
Yes, but what about The Hunger Games? A bunch of those kids got shot with arrows. Really makes you think.
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 27/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a man with a scar on his face is holding a walkie talkie in his hand
ALT: a man with a scar on his face is holding a walkie talkie in his hand
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 13/06/2025
Me: (complaining about my upcoming colonoscopy for the eleventh time today) My wife: My god, you make it sound like nuts are your life! Me (Goes out to garage, gets in car, shuts door, turns on radio) whispering: Deez nuts.
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 13/06/2025
Me: Do you ever think it's weird that in marriage you woo some attractive person away from their friends and family, and then basically keep them in the same building as you for the next fifty years? My wife: What the fuck...
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 13/06/2025
My wife said "Neuro-plasticity". And then I said: Man, I knew him when he was "Neurotic Plastic City"...
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Nature Watch ☘️ @watchnature.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Woman discovers her neighbor's corgi was sneaking onto her property at night - to ride her pony!
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 27/10/2024
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
thinking about drake watching the world series and hearing the big organ play the tune from the song calling him a pedophile
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 19/10/2024
An Arnold Palmer is also a beverage, so you have to be real specific which one you are ordering...
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 29/09/2024
Missed opportunity to call it Dr. On-the-sea...
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 22/09/2024
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
In season 3 of The Bear, Carmy’s modest success turns him into a self absorbed, tortured artist whose need for his genius to be recognized results in self-sabotage, alienating his admirers, and him utterly losing the plot. Which is also what happened to the writers of season 3 of The Bear.
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 16/09/2024
Abso-fucking-lutely! Most accurate review I've read.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Hey so I'm going to need to push the ol' newsletter subscription for a bit because the media landscape is really getting rough and it looks like I'm taking another hit on the near horizon and I would *really* like to keep doing this work. thismodernworld.com/subscriptions
thismodernworld.com
Subscriptions – THIS MODERN WORLD
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Time to drop in on the legacy media fact-check of the DNC.
A screen grab from the Simpsons:

Bart is standing in front of an animatronic Smokey the Bear with a speaker on it, which is asking him Smokey the Bear's signature question: "Only WHO can prevent forest fires?"A screen grab from the Simpsons:

There are two buttons in front of the animatronic Smokey the Bear, "You" and "Me." Bart reaches out and presses the "You" button to complete Smokey's catchphrase: "Only YOU can prevent forest fires."A screen grab from the Simpsons:

Bart is immediately corrected by the animatronic Smokey the Bear, who tells him: "You pressed 'You', referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is You."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
Trump aide: sir, people are calling your ticket a weird freakshow. how do we signal to voters you're a normal guy with regular friends?
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 07/08/2024
Exactly this.
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 21/07/2024
Donated $100 here secure.actblue.com Let's fucking go.
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 10/04/2024
In Biden's Woke America, loyalty is a crime! Next they are going to arrest all the good dogs. Send me money to support my canine legal defense fund or something...
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 17/03/2024
Shamus Beaglehole... AI-ass sounding name.
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 16/03/2024
This is fun if you haven't seen it: youtu.be/PlSKdN1ftFA?...
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 16/03/2024
It's close. Very worth your time.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
mr ed opening credits: 🎶 a horse is a horse of course of course 🎶 me (hitting pause because i noticed you looking at your phone): hey man seriously you gotta listen to this next part
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J! @riptwitter.lol · 06/03/2024
Watched Ishtar last night for the first time after hearing about what a bomb it was for decades... It's a delightful farce with several winning performances. It was never going to make $100M, but great fun nonetheless.
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