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Sean

@shirleystanson.bsky.social
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tired person. Louisville

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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 22m
(I’m really worried about what he will do to halt or manipulate the midterms)
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 25m
The apple cider donut holes were okay, but the turnovers always hit.
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 2h
Pepperidge Farm turnovers 🍑
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 4h
I am still mostly a night owl in my middle age years. But the window is shrinking. I’m fully awake and alert from about 6 pm until 11 or 12.
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 9h
Lost long oomf would love Jocktober 🤷
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 9h
Reducing apple cider on the stove to make apple cider donut holes.
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 10h
I do love the Hot Dog Sunday Instagram account.
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 11h
I do love Jocktober, but feel free to show off those jockstraps at any time. All year, even!
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Say you were split You were split in fragments and none of the pieces would talk to you Wouldn’t you want to be who you had been? Well baby, I want that too #lostinspace
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dewbert @dewbert.social · 04/10/2026
One way streets should have those spikes that blow tires when people go the wrong way over them.
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On my weekend
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Elvira Mistress of the Dark: Cassandra Peterson Smiles
ALT: Elvira Mistress of the Dark: Cassandra Peterson Smiles
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
While Anne Hathaway’s press marathon for five movies in one year is quite the feat, those movies were not all shot at the same time or in the same year. Just some perspective!
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tubi and side sex?
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I started with the “avalanche method”, throwing extra money at a high interest credit card bill. I am changing course to the “snowball method” because I want my private student loans (the lowest balance) gone gone gone.
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who up strumming their harp?
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’d be less anxious about starting my life over if I was in my thirties. Not that there’s ever a great time for it.
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolute banger
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Dissociation Waffle @bromonaquimby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The thing about Kelly Clarkson is that she has never appeared to be very smart. Never forgot she was all in on Ron Paul when she heard about him. Great voice and a sweet personality on her talk show, but this is not an intelligent woman
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Many of these actors and entertainers defending AI have agents and representatives who are tied up in it….
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Intermittent blasting @erosidle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
back home for one night. Total plane hours this week = 24 🫩
Blasting nude in a dipping pool surrounded by stone and tropical flora
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If he asks about me, tell him he has my number and he can text.
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Abolish the death penalty.
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(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Folks! Lemme paint an easy picture for y’all as to why the rage you feel against billionaires, no matter how fiery, isn’t fiery enough: •Tom Tiffany (R) is running for WI Gov. •Tom Tiffany (R) “raised” $26m in 2 months. •Because the WIGOP gave him $24m. •Because 3 billionaires gave the WIGOP $27m.
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So many people’s mental and physical health rides on these midterms.
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 30/09/2026
The goal of AI isn’t actually to make your job easier. It’s to extract your labor and our resources faster to increase their corporate and personal profits.
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P + 🦉 @pplusowl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The four words in question:
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Evergreen.
Quote from Mary Poppins:
Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh turns out a night of iffy sleep will put me in a horrendous mood, how about that?
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bring back bicep licking. Wait what
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am FINALLY streaming Confessions II because I simply have not been in the right headspace recently. The beats are immaculate.
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
“You were incredible last night,” he says to the random nude pic from a random account that got him off.
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Matt in the Hat @bugattibugatti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they turn on disappearing messages… 😒 🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If someone doesn't like my skeets
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Betty White as Rose: I Never Liked Her (Golden Girls)
ALT: Betty White as Rose: I Never Liked Her (Golden Girls)
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cheddar and potato perogis 😊
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A podcast about convent life called Nun of My Business
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SINNER @sinnerwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sinner Pride Socks worn by @johnbrachallixx.bsky.social Sinnerwear.co
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 28/09/2026
good morning, it’s foggy today
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coffee o’clock
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My third (?) watch last night. So fun, so silly, Jessica Rothe should always be booked and busy. Streamed this on Peacock which I was CERTAIN would also carry the sequel but nooooooo.
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Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once, twice, three times a coffee.
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching other people enjoy life.
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Frankt
ALT: Frankt
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FINALLY
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reminder he was an opera singer not a pipe fitter.
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On my days off I tend to wake up around the same time as I awaken during my workweek. I then make myself go back to bed for two more hours.
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cocoa Puffs, it is time
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m such a slut for a salad with French dressing
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember when Whoopi was going to do the Sister Act musical in London and then Covid happened?
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reskeet this if you remember chain letters
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the most infuriating experiences you can have online today is searching something and getting the same fucking LLM bullshit on like fifty "news sites" that clearly did not exist two minutes ago and none of which have a real answer to your question just a vague pondering on its themes lmao
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