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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 3h
Patrick is short for Paddock Richard
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 5h
sounds like a plot by Big Clothes to sell more clothes
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 5h
If I really think about it, being stuck in an eternity where I can’t hear my favorite songs or discover new songs and artists and genres, but only have new AI slop generated for me, honestly sounds like a Twilight Zone version of hell.
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 8h
Winning lifelong fidelitous marriage in the culture war
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 9h
Youth pastor voice
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 10h
IT’S WOIMSDAY AGAIN
WOIMSDAY 
NANCY MEETS SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS 

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 10h
all chiropractors are bastards tbh
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Captain it’s Wednesday @wednesday.bsky.social · 13h
Captain it's Wednesday
Captain it's Wednesday
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 12h
we hear a lot about "screenagers" but I'd like to talk about the "screen aged"
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
or an joops
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thanks but not hanks
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gork help me trick the witness into perjuring himself
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
☁️
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i hope this email finds you a well
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy"
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hard boy old eggs
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so funny to call yourself a Rationalist and everything you believe is fake and stupid and insane as hell
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tfw you think you’re an end and you find out you’re a means
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love that book, The Odyssey, which is about a guy named Achilles winning
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Irenic Bro @irenicbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can forgive the Iraq war and ghoulish welfare "reform" under inspiration of Charles Murray's race science. What I CANNOT forgive is this apparent illiteracy wrt both the Iliad AND the Odyssey
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What exactly do all you "milk is gross" truthers drink with your peanut butter sandwiches
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITc2...
youtube.com
Selkies: The Endless Obsession
YouTube video by Between The Buried And Me - Topic
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bob Ross painting a mountain and waxing poetical about happy little accidents
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never Bring an Iced Coffee to the Judgment of Anubis
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dell aware
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is playing devil's advocate in the sense that it is the literal perspective of the devil during the temptation in the desert
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you're from connecticut? name every connection
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah this is going to be an announcement with RFK Jr. that medicine is now illegal
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The funny part about this is that it could be either woke or mormon
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stanky Doodle
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townie ❤️‍🔥🕊️🔒 @townie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyone have any requests for Mr. 7/11, owner of the belovèd franchise?
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
reading the Little House books as a child/reading the Little House books as an adult
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FridaBaby? I didn't know he was in jail
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 27/09/2026
What I mean is that I’ve never heard it. I’m unfamiliar with the song and the artist.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 27/09/2026
free display name Jamelle Bluey
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ustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s cool how “bridegroom” is basically Old English for “wifeguy”
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the young man has gone native
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Project Gutenberg just finished preserving your biography
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm looking for folk-style music recommendations in the style of Stan Rogers, Gordon Lightfoot, a bit of Simon & Garfunkel. I can appreciate Dylan but I'm not a huge fan; I'm not too interested in bluegrassy stuff
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The current imaginary creature in the Thomas household is called the Babbas T. Babbas; for some reason the children gave it a full government name
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't! Stop believing!
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The accents and speech patterns of New England are defined not by efficiency but by intellectual laziness
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My employer gave me $10,000 to gamble but I decided to upgrade my home appliances instead. My story…
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
May I also add that Ramses and Anastasia are badass names
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
drinking #milk
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is how my wife gets me into the car
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Dan Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have one weird trick for solving this but it requires everyone being a little less racist
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