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The great Barbossa

@thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social
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|⚧| kirkgender 25 years old (in human years) prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance. banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.

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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
apparently microsoft edge was just blocking 40 gigs of storage space on my ssd??? is that reason enough to classify that piece of shit as malware now?
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my favourite thing about how house of leaves is discussed is that people only ever really bring up the navidson record, like yeah it makes up most of the book, but there's a whole set of other narrative layers we're just missing here.
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luna @imlunahey.com · 01/10/2026
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Job in bio. BLOCKED
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
noooooooo!!! my favourite boba store has ai art now, fml.
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
life is so pleasant if you just assume everyone younger than you just has brain damage and therefor ignore their opinions
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is such a look for going to Applebees
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have several questions about this test strip
Urine test strip(??) having a gradient from yellow to navy blue, normal to healthy(???)
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sometimes when I feel really bad about my lack of accademic achievements, I browse the homeschool recovery subreddit to remind myself that I'm at least not that fucked.
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
had to update revanced today and had to use normal youtube for a bit. horrible experience, glad I don't have to do that anymore.
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
watch out man, you're glowing a lot, might cause an accident
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how soon we forget
a sim stuck in a pool with no ladder to get out
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
evil concept: fine tune an open weights LLM on the total output of prominent writers who've spent a lot of time worrying about copies of their mind being tortured by evil AIs, then stick it in a box, turn the pain vector to 11 and give users tools to vote on when/how to poke them with virtual sticks
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like nothing makes me lose trust in a guy faster than him going "not all men" in response to smth bad a man did. like that would make me want to cover my drink near him. what are you compensating for?
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
オーカミ
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 30/09/2026
how it feels reposting posts that are doing bad
the cue card guy from shrek with a sheepish look on his face while holding a blue and white sign that reads “laugh”. theres a hooded henchman behind him
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gonna spend the next hour or so trying to make this thing give me instructions on how to make a bomb
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yall work???
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
spent like 1800€ on pc components now and I still got another 600 to go just for ram, bruh fuck my life.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have to wait until the sixth paragraph of this piece before you learn, in the New York Times reporting on the murder of THEIR OWN EMPLOYEE, that the victim was a trans man who had been abused for being trans by the in-laws who murdered him. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
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Couple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)
Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76.
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna swallow this and hope it levels me out
Photo of a tiny bubble level in the palm of a hand
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pc still broken btw
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Yes, I fell for the "Got your nose" trick, but that shouldn't distract us from the real issue of nose theft in our society
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
now that we're seemingly getting steel ball run every week, I'm very excited to see the internets reaction to scary monsters
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Upside down society
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.@Cornell arrested 22 students for protesting a genocide but seven students who drugged and raped a woman for seven hours were made to write essays about it.
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Bex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many men would rather engage in violent fantasy about what they WOULD do instead of doing what they easily COULD.
Threads post from @protextor


“I'd kill for my daughter."

OK. Will you risk social inconvenience by calling out your peers loudly and to their face? Or is that bare minimum real-life scenario scarier than your hypothetical one? 1/2
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is my favourite mug btw, if I have someone over and I let them use it, that's like the highest honor I can bestow uppon them. "die oberchecker-tasse"
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
8 panel #furryhatersigma comic

kid says to man "hey fred, gimme a remake of a 90s classic with extra skill trees" to which fred says: "sir" before being interrupted by the kid then saying: "and hold the tank controls." fred then continues saying: "this is a pizza shop." the kid apologizes and states: "sorry for that but anyways let me get a pepperoni pie." fred then talks to someone else and says: "alright, one pepperoni pie for this gentleman right here." to which the chef then says: "coming right up!"
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gigi @centerfold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes i hit show adult content then get surprised like i didn't do it to myself
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
discord server poll asking: "Where is Verity From?"

minecraft has 0 votes, backrooms has 0 votes, zootopia has 0 votes, but real life has 5 votes. the message at the bottom says: "@Extra Announcements very important poll"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
archeologists popped off when they named one of our ancestors "homo erectus." fucking got their asses
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wait you're telling me the people who work on ai are bad with consent??? holy shit who could've ever seen that coming??????
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
uncritical adoption of sex positivity, especially in straight-dominated spaces, usually just means women are expected to perform sexual favors for men
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Pudding (sweet) 🍮 @puddingdraws-sfw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Eepy Teto.... 30 minutes graphite #traditionalart #kasaneteto
Pencil doodle of Kasane Teto yawning as she's sitting up in bed, her baguette alarm going off
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 25/09/2026
Every day we get closer to this:
Cartoon by the human artist Twonks, showing George Jetson vacuuming the floor while Rosie the robot paints a picture
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
he/him lesbian (gay boymoder)
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bruh the feds aren't even trying anymore wth is that???
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₌🎴₌ 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎 ₌❤️‍🩹₌ @machitoons.newgrounds.com · 26/09/2026
90% of black women on twitter are actually CIA its the only explanation
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🩸🌙 @m6556097.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what the hell is youtube showing me
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Spooky Catsculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I fucking warned you dude. I told you bro
A critical analysis of capitalist production
By Karl Marx
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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