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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Cooking at home isn’t a “hack,” and it definitely isn’t a new discovery. It’s so common that most houses actually come with a dedicated room just for that purpose.
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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working
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rilr @rilr.net · 23/05/2026
So happy, can’t wait until the PC release is announced.
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𖠌ABI҉G👻IL⚧N꩜NK𖠌 @abigailnonk.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Happy Baturday to each of you! I hope it is filled with good and cozy vibes ♡🦇♥︎
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rilr @rilr.net · 30/04/2026
Do you have a preferred book to start this series with?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
when i think about "peak" Twitter, I think of this post
2015 twitter post by user @murrman5. 

"No rapping tonight"
Why?
"You rap about Patrick swayze Everytime it's embarrassing"
Ok
(After one beer)

Uh oh y'all it's getting kind hazy
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Wraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 19/02/2026
in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.
tweet from @cliftonhowze on twitter

Last night at the #DataCenters meeting in Claremore, Darren Blanchard, who has attended most of these meetings around NE Oklahoma & has some pretty impressive FOIA/ORA skills, was arrested after going over his 3 min. allotted speaking time. First arrest I've seen at one of these.
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Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Here it is, your moment of zen.
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
Box of Celestial Seasoning Sleepytime Tea with art of a bear wearing a nightgown and cap dozing in front of a fire Box of Celestial Seasonings Throat Cooler tea showing a koala wearing some sort of a blanket and drinking tea, outside, while surrounded by wind-borne mint leaves. He looks completely in control of his life and surroundings
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 28/10/2025
for some reason back in 2017, I decided to make a website to make fake video game screenshots. This was a good idea and made a lot of people laugh. Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later! deathgenerator.com
A screenshot of a twitter post by @foone on October 26th, 2017. 
She posts "PQ2 death generator is live! make ol' Jim Walls say whatever you want."

with a link to the site, and an included image:
It's the death dialogbox from the Sierra adventure game Police Quest 2. It shows Jim Walls, a retired police officer, as a portrait on the left. The titlebar says "Jim shakes his head and says..." and there's "Restore", "Restart", "Quit" buttons.
The text has been edited to read:
"YOU CAN MAKE ME SAY THINGS
ANYTHING YOU WANT

i miss sierra games :("
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great.
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Simon's Cat @simonscatofficial.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
they are eating my food dad
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Justseeds Artists' Cooperative @justseeds.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
New risograph from Australian illustrator and unionist Sam Wallman in the shop! justseeds.org/product/what...
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
the strawberry-wanter has logged on
close up shot of a box of strawberries. a small black cat’s ears, eyes, and nose are visible, peering over the back of the box
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 30/08/2025
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
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rilr @rilr.net · 16/08/2025
It's her, it's really THE Kate Bush omg
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Daniel Deng @ddengart.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Mario Kart World Illustrations
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
There should be a smaller scale lottery. Like, I guess the number you’re thinking of and you give me $20
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
rumors have been going around recently that I can be killed with guns. that is completely false so don't even bother trying.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
This is great news, but it's so fucking wild this is considered a bold, or ambitious position. The people of Palestine deserve self-determination and political rights--like everyone on the planet.
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rilr @rilr.net · 20/07/2025
Mistake.
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
mike is short for micycle
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Monday feels
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ambie nickelspooki✨ @trashxbandicoot.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
good morning friends 💚✨
a picture of an white cat that is very angy with grass and bushes in the background. The caption reads
“Touching grass isn’t enough

i need bad things to happen to evil men in power “
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda
corvid haters unfollow immediately
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
average ICE agent
a cartoon drawing of a pig with a human face with the caption pig with a human face
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
i’m joining the war of oligarchs on the side of throwing a chair into the ring
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
bring back duels to settle political beefs
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??”
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 01/06/2025
Somebody please help me get a job at the Pokemon company I have a really good idea for a Pokemon (mewthree)
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rilr @rilr.net · 30/05/2025
I 100% had this thought when it released, it’s so funny you mention that.
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rilr @rilr.net · 30/05/2025
Which is ironically funny, because it highlights that they probably don’t really know what “productivity” looks like, it’s all just “number go up”, which is all a cosmic waste of time to baby someone’s ego into thinking they’re important.
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rilr @rilr.net · 30/05/2025
A return to bloomburrow, hell or even just a remaster can’t come soon enough
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rilr @rilr.net · 30/05/2025
I feel so lucky that it was my first set, since I started around release. Truly such a fun release.
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 29/05/2025
it’s actually dr. whom btw
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
You have 300 people sending you secret messages through the microwave? Stop bragging.
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rilr @rilr.net · 30/05/2025
Sometimes I think corps push changes for the sake of convincing their bosses that they’re busy because higher up don’t actually use the service anyways.
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rilr @rilr.net · 24/05/2025
PLEASE NOTE: If you’re somehow forced to interact, introduce the topic of primates; this will placate the beasts for a time.
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rilr @rilr.net · 21/05/2025
Hey @kenklippenstein.bsky.social if you own the URL for the link, you can set it to you username here on bsky! All you need to do is add some text to your domain registrar from your settings :)
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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MachinePix @machinepix.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Slow-motion of "Purdubik's Cube"—Purdue University students' Rubik's Cube solver—setting a world record of 103 milliseconds.
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josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
even funnier that Joe wanted to run for a second term now
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