Reposted by rilrEmily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Cooking at home isn’t a “hack,” and it definitely isn’t a new discovery. It’s so common that most houses actually come with a dedicated room just for that purpose. 41673145
Reposted by rilrchira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 24/05/2026"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working 698723815
Reposted by rilr𖠌ABI҉G👻IL⚧N꩜NK𖠌 @abigailnonk.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Happy Baturday to each of you! I hope it is filled with good and cozy vibes ♡🦇♥︎ 2163
Reposted by rilrRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/04/2026when i think about "peak" Twitter, I think of this post 242920267
Reposted by rilrWraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you. 58104842194
Reposted by rilrali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 19/02/2026in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away. 396133166
Reposted by rilrNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 20/12/2025nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala 221903344
Reposted by rilrAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 28/10/2025for some reason back in 2017, I decided to make a website to make fake video game screenshots. This was a good idea and made a lot of people laugh. Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later! deathgenerator.com 712852979
Reposted by rilrweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great. 251492191
Reposted by rilrSimon's Cat @simonscatofficial.bsky.social · 21/10/2025they are eating my food dad 11110993
Reposted by rilrJustseeds Artists' Cooperative @justseeds.bsky.social · 21/10/2025New risograph from Australian illustrator and unionist Sam Wallman in the shop! justseeds.org/product/what... 404419921
Reposted by rilrbubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 05/09/2025the strawberry-wanter has logged on 104055748
Reposted by rilrslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 30/08/2025nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy 220110111608
Reposted by rilrDaniel Deng @ddengart.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Mario Kart World Illustrations 86131393622
Reposted by rilrJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/08/2025There should be a smaller scale lottery. Like, I guess the number you’re thinking of and you give me $20 1322642
Reposted by rilrThe great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 28/07/2025rumors have been going around recently that I can be killed with guns. that is completely false so don't even bother trying. 320021
Reposted by rilrMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 24/07/2025This is great news, but it's so fucking wild this is considered a bold, or ambitious position. The people of Palestine deserve self-determination and political rights--like everyone on the planet. 10818108
Reposted by rilrKelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 09/06/2025mike is short for micycle 4626
Reposted by rilrambie nickelspooki✨ @trashxbandicoot.bsky.social · 09/06/2025good morning friends 💚✨ 82280495784
Reposted by rilrregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/06/2025average ICE agent 13604136
Reposted by rilrslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/06/2025i’m joining the war of oligarchs on the side of throwing a chair into the ring 51435
Reposted by rilrpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe 7272841026
Reposted by rilrslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/06/2025bring back duels to settle political beefs 923923
Reposted by rilrpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??” 451997199
Reposted by rilrKeith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 01/06/2025Somebody please help me get a job at the Pokemon company I have a really good idea for a Pokemon (mewthree) 1736427
rilr @rilr.net · 30/05/2025I 100% had this thought when it released, it’s so funny you mention that. 010
rilr @rilr.net · 30/05/2025Which is ironically funny, because it highlights that they probably don’t really know what “productivity” looks like, it’s all just “number go up”, which is all a cosmic waste of time to baby someone’s ego into thinking they’re important. 090
rilr @rilr.net · 30/05/2025A return to bloomburrow, hell or even just a remaster can’t come soon enough 010
rilr @rilr.net · 30/05/2025I feel so lucky that it was my first set, since I started around release. Truly such a fun release. 010
Reposted by rilral-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 29/05/2025it’s actually dr. whom btw 1644980
Reposted by rilrBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/05/2025You have 300 people sending you secret messages through the microwave? Stop bragging. 530712
rilr @rilr.net · 30/05/2025Sometimes I think corps push changes for the sake of convincing their bosses that they’re busy because higher up don’t actually use the service anyways. 2940
rilr @rilr.net · 24/05/2025PLEASE NOTE: If you’re somehow forced to interact, introduce the topic of primates; this will placate the beasts for a time. 150
rilr @rilr.net · 21/05/2025Hey @kenklippenstein.bsky.social if you own the URL for the link, you can set it to you username here on bsky! All you need to do is add some text to your domain registrar from your settings :) 010
Reposted by rilrsoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened? 72202584588
Reposted by rilrMachinePix @machinepix.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Slow-motion of "Purdubik's Cube"—Purdue University students' Rubik's Cube solver—setting a world record of 103 milliseconds. 29829
Reposted by rilrjosher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 18/05/2025even funnier that Joe wanted to run for a second term now 5939016