mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 1hthis is my one and only intended Doompost, alas. so it goes. 170
Reposted by mothman the wandererrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 4huntil chicago pope i don’t think i ever truly understood that the pope is like a guy 1989563
Reposted by mothman the wandererBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 13hI want a Batman story in which Bruce Wayne invents video games, ultimately providing a low-cost home entertainment option that helps significantly reduce street crime from the mid-1990s onward. 2845832
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 11hfinally leaving the Bay Area after 2 weeks, 4 spinal pokes, and 20 lbs lighter 060
Reposted by mothman the wandererdan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018 112017238
Reposted by mothman the wandererautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026finally, a good threads post 122410251
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026no er visit 🙏 all numbers are fake the point where I would go to an ER for blood pressure management alone is "do I currently see God?" but that type of data is hard to measure. perhaps AI can help 080
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm assuming a blood pressure of 188/116 is normal after sitting up for 90 minutes but I'm gonna double-check this one 3130
Reposted by mothman the wandererhikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Increasingly concerned re: people offloading vital cognitive processes by using GIF replies. Expressing snark with words is a core part of being human, don't let some GIF picker widget a startup preloaded with clips of mid range TV shows take that from you! 10650754
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I just did the one thing I am medically not supposed to do after fibrin patching (throw up a lot) 💀 the doctor gave me his cell # mercifully, which is an insane practice but it's currently saved me an ER trip for now 1100
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026specifically: the single biggest waste of time in my care this year was a backwater neurosurgery practice trying and failing to be Dr. House. the appt where I completely bypassed them for a doctor who knew nothing about me, but would happily refer me to Stanford, actually moved me along 070
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am going to confess a secret on my last ~day of enforced medical recovery: I still do not really understand what the majority of users are using LLMs daily *for* and at this point I am afraid to ask 11401
Reposted by mothman the wandererBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh nice it's here 14104297
Reposted by mothman the wandererdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ladies and gentlemen of every gender, allow me to present to you: stripey 44136790
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was unaware of dog adoption policies apparently. what the fuck 4120
Reposted by mothman the wandererFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026pet rescues turning people down for not having a college degree, what we doing here, man 5056248
Reposted by mothman the wandererMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 61531142
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I see you're posting a photo of a loved one. must be nice. have you considered, though, that right now, some atrocity is going on that you could helplessly doompost about? 1536
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026whenever Sarah plays Overwatch, everyone has a golden glowing skin and Top Platinum April 2025 flairs. whenever I try, Blizzard gently introduces a few players with slate-gray matte badges and then I leave spawn and immediately die to a hero introduced last week 2100
Reposted by mothman the wandererlastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This to me is BlueSkyism 431741147
Reposted by mothman the wandererJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick 472316234
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the key is to start at age 20 working for a West Coast hospital that has a pension. a lot of people think they'll get rich travel nursing, and then 3 years later I learn they live in an RV with a $3k/month candle budget, a spouse with a Passion, and work two contracts a year max 1131
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026...welcome to Day 1 at Skunk Works: this is our pride and joy, the SR-71, which is fast enough for our pilots to escape both toxic operating thetans and Class V demons up to and including Ba'al himself. go on, laugh; a lot of smarter people disagree! 619025
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026look. I listen to a lot of crappy pop music. what Big Music refuses to tell you is that "Choosin' Texas" is perfectly fine but that's it. frankly it's repetitive and the lyrics are completely unremarkable. 280
Reposted by mothman the wandererRobert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I saw a pig in Ravenswood. His name is Snoopy. 2185187
Reposted by mothman the wandererae @aelkus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026many experts believe that the subscriber base * of newspapers has a great deal to say about what kinds of stories they feature and anxieties they highlight * "where's my grandchildren, karen?" 51239
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026my most contradictory belief is that if you have ever given a reptile a toothbrush massage or taken care of wildlife like otters, you are immediately fast-tracked to heaven, which i do not generally believe in 2151
Reposted by mothman the wandererIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 328184273836
Reposted by mothman the wandererCats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Station Master Mikan comes out to inspect the passengers. 133239822
Reposted by mothman the wandererRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We've stolen a lot of young people's lives by telling them they have to be planning A Great Career when they're like 19 667995
Reposted by mothman the wandererThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met theonion.com/cat-internally-debates… 241609143
Reposted by mothman the wandererceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once 913298395
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026anniversary present shopping. imagine this hanging in the condo hallway 0121
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if you are a hospital patient who decides to die for any reason around 7:15pm, half of the staff members trying to revive you will also be guzzling iced coffee drinks the size of a human toddler 1283
Reposted by mothman the wandererMatthew Willis (Naval Air History) @navalairhistory.com · 25/09/2026When the photography shop assures you that these expired films are unused 281086175
Reposted by mothman the wandererWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026a stupid and petty thing is that I think rank titles should get longer only with higher ranks. it irritates me that "Professor" is above Assistant Professor" for example. Or "Lieutenant Colonel" being a lower rank than "Colonel". It should be the opposite. 18602
Reposted by mothman the wandererMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The moment a cat mimics a dog just to grab its owner’s attention. Original post 1335546644
Reposted by mothman the wandererMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026this is where they make italians 1141036
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I am always hesitant about outright *recommending* nursing per se, but it really helped massively with my stroke plan of attack plus learning whatever a csf leak is 1120
Reposted by mothman the wandererMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts 91189140
Reposted by mothman the wanderermaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You literally have a beverage in your bio. You have decided that drinking IPAs is an integral part of your personality, above even soccer refereeing. I have an iced coffee in my hand at all times, including during sex, and it's still not in my bio 3195178
Reposted by mothman the wanderershaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026my steam account is old enough to buy alcohol. i signed up with a credit card. my username is a reference to a game from 1992. what do you mean age verification. my hair is going grey 242969288
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026my company, Demonic, will allow end users to easily scale up requests, seamlessly shifting from humble entities like homonculi to Azrael, Flayer of the Ninety Hells, depending on their evolving business needs 0131
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026overall, I think today went well for me. I expect to walk without falling nonstop. cognition should recover. but a LOT of activities I am not supposed to ever do, ever 🤷♂️ 1600
Reposted by mothman the wandererSam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Boy dinner time 1428617
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I am afraid to ask non-dude nurses about this because I assume the ratio approaches 100% 050
Reposted by mothman the wanderermtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i've been watching a lot of youtube videos about japanese home organization tips and they're all like, "this derives from the ancient japanese spiritual belief that translates to 'throw your trash in the trash can'" 1366441