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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1h

Get yourself a mate who is also a psychiatric nurse. They'll drop off an entire bag of mystery milligramme seroquel when your doctor won't fucking give you any.

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Nurse Mrs. McDonald

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2h

What's your retirement plan? 1. coffee shop curmudgeon 2. vengeful sea witch 3. sentient moss mound 4. foggy wanderer

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 17h

Will the miniscule amount of medication I just ingested knock me out for 5 hours, or 5 days? Let's play Phenergan Roulette!!

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Man falls dramatically in forest

ALT: Man falls dramatically in forest

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 19h

Anyone want to go halves? psh.pt/property/835...

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 22h

Cunty rainy weather for the next 7 days. Melbourne, you hag. Give me more spring sunshine. I'VE FUCKING EARNED IT.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The oggles are fucking off the charts today. I barely even have my tits out?! That's what I get for going to Melbourne Central during school holidays. Gross mid-life crisis dads are EVERYWHERE.

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Dol Huh

ALT: Dol Huh

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

New headphones acquired 🤘🏻🥰 (Thanks to a mysterious benefactor!)

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dangerously weird cryptid who loves potatoes 🥔

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Dew Droppin' Deity @freshwaterdeity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you are at all able to share a bit of love with Juno, in the form of money or sharing her request for mutual aid, I know it will make an enormous difference to her life. She's an incredible human, kind and generous and absolutely deserving of our support. She would absolutely do the same for you.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There are teen boys brooooing at each other on the train. Witnessing the death of the English language in real time.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Out here staring down 50 year old men with temerity. Sir, I will gut you like a fish. Look away.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Has anyone had bad experiences with the Sony WH-1000XM5 headphones? They are winning so far due to the LDAC high-res codec integration with my Samsung s25 ultra. Thoughts?

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've read through my employment contract 3 times and at no point does it specify that I can't unleash bees in the office

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm a big fan of lurking, looming, scurrying, scrambling, skulking, skittering, scrabbling and clambering, but at the end of the day nothing beats a good scamper

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My face hurts. Hayfever? The Black Death? Pure spite? Who knows.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hello yes, I would absolutely like to be murdered in my sleep by Gerry Gee Junior.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've been cackling like a Disney witch the entire time I've been making this. Just need to make his little Puritan hat lmao

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have run out of seroquel and my GP won't give me more, so I'm looking forward to rawdogging my insomnia going forward and sliding inexorably towards insanity.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was unable to resist the urge to give my needle felted frog and ass that won't quit. I'm so sorry.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just paid for my divorce cake, so some of you fuckers better turn up or I'll be sitting there in a crown, eating it with my hands.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today I will be shit posting from my bed unless I can motivate myself to go to Bunnings and buy lavender.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Woke up and immediately needed a nap. One of THOSE days, then.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've been laughing at this for like 5 minutes straight

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bloody hell, that was a loud bang. I shall resist the urge to post on the local Facebook community group, asking what it was.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you're a film nerd, I recommend watching Boorman and the Devil. An interesting deep dive into his epic failure, Exorcist II: The Heretic. www.imdb.com/title/tt3765...

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So the money from the teapot will go towards new art supplies. I need to make things again.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sold the Brambley Hedge teapot for $450. How good. Still have all the teacups and saucers etc, so will list them separately for people who are collecting piece by piece. It turns out that op shops can still yield bargains!

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I Couldn't Be More Pleased - Reaction

ALT: I Couldn't Be More Pleased - Reaction

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When someone asks you to talk about your special interest subject and then KEEPS ASKING FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS 🥹

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Patrick Star: Well I Love You

ALT: Patrick Star: Well I Love You

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why did we collectively decide to make electric cars sound like the fucking rapture

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I am very fucking done with everyone and everything. I wish to be left the fuck alone.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One of my earbuds has given up the proverbial ghost. Like I can afford a new pair. Fucksake.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Look at the fucken massive fivehead, would you. I should be a lot more intelligent than I am, given the amount of room for activities my brain has.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Exploring Flemington coffee options. Good so far and no one has tried to steal my handbag yet.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Someone bully me into getting up and on the shower. I'm so fucking morose.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Autumn is filled with magical sights - trees glowing with colorful leaves, soft rain on cozy cafe windows, and Mothman swooping down upon you in the alley behind the kebab shoppe.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm having a Bad Time™ right now. Very terrible bad awful trauma feelings catching up with me from when (and how) my dad died. I desperately do not want to go through that again with mum, which feels fucken selfish to even say. Every fibre of my being wants to wallow.

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