functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 1hrooting against the phillies here in support of my wife, who is a philly sports fan 2142
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 1hi've been really wrong about a lot of things but this is maybe the most wrong i've been about something. i really thought the piggies would want some slop! 2131
Reposted by functional moronamityf @amityf.bsky.social · 7hsometimes if you have mobility requirements, many reasons. AND if you say public transit work won't work for you and you haven't tried it, I would strongly advise you to try it. Maybe it won't work, for all trips. Maybe it will work for all of them, & you'll actually enjoy the time not in a car. 1162
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 4hgonna piggy back on this good thread and say that yes, there are some real obstacles to using public transit and there are reasons it can't be everyone's *main* form of transport. but there's basically no one in the twin cities who couldn't use transit more than they do now and be fine. 180
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 4hi am happy for kat but man i will never be able to stop thinking about the fact that it should have been with us 4150
Reposted by functional moronJon Krawczynski @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social · 10h“I was just never going to change who I was, even when the world was asking me to change who I was, to be a character in their story.” A candid Karl-Anthony Towns goes deep with @TheAthletic on turmoil, tragedy and triumph Free to read: www.nytimes.com/athletic/761...nytimes.comKarl-Anthony Towns had the last laugh. And he’s not done smiling yet (Gift Article)For years, Towns heard he was too soft to win. Now an NBA champion, he's savoring the vindication — and the joy that got him here. 310320
Reposted by functional moronDouglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 6hWorth the read, unsurprisingly. The moment that got me, though, is brief and way down toward the end, but I remember noticing it when it happened. KAT hugging Patrick Ewing was 1) vintage KAT 2) so damn emotional. 1173
Reposted by functional moronmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 6hdon’t turn my mailman into a cop, that sucks 361559385
Reposted by functional moronIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 18hBREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 12965051547
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 6hif i had to register a guess i would say peggy flanagan's internal polls look fine and the reason they aren't releasing them is that people believing the race is a tie because of R-internals and other bad polls is good for them cause it keeps people working 390
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 6hwonder how much it would cost to get a shanghai sharks jersey 040
Reposted by functional moronThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 9hWe've had the ability to watch, say, Counterstrike marathons, Street Fighter tournaments, or chess matches between computers since the 90s. Spectacles which, by their very definition, would be at a "higher standard" than human play. And nobody wants it. It's entirely meaningless. It has no appeal. 191166186
Reposted by functional moronJohn Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 7hso Jonny Kraw @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social spent the night before the parade chiling w KAT and kept it under his hat for 3 months. This might be a bigger flex than the Rob Lowe thing. www.nytimes.com/athletic/761...nytimes.comKarl-Anthony Towns had the last laugh. And he’s not done smiling yetFor years, Towns heard he was too soft to win. Now an NBA champion, he's savoring the vindication — and the joy that got him here. 2293
Reposted by functional moronDaniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 6hDuring a press conference going on right now, the Department of Justice is excoriating the judges of the District of Minnesota for speaking to the New York Times for this article www.nytimes.com/2026/09/17/u... www.justice.gov/livejustice.govDOJ Live 67423
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 7hi don't really like much from lil yachty, except for"Let's Start Here" where he like, got into psychedlic rock and it's one of my favorite albums 320
Reposted by functional moronAlex Schieferdecker @alexschief.bsky.social · 7hThanks to all who stopped by our Transit to Work Day celebration downtown! As regular riders know, commuting by transit is a great way to save money, ease stress, lower carbon emissions, and get the day started right. 0307
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 7hlook i know this is going to come across as bitter and certainly i am bitter but i just don't think winning 2 games should be considered a "sweep" 1130
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 9h there's a decent chance i will hear an ai song at some point and like it. but then when i learn it's ai i won't like it anymore and i don't really think this is hypocritical or whatever. the point of art to me is the humanness and soul put into it. if thats not there i don't like it 0193
Reposted by functional moronAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 10hTech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down... 703947605
Reposted by functional moronJoey Politano🏳️🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Official monthly data is in, and US solar power generation hit a new record high, up 21% compared to this time last year! 151132238
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 19has with any horrendously bad loss i am granting all lynx fans Take Immunity for the next 48 hours. i will not hold any stupid takes against anyone over this time. 6321
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 19htrying to get high enough i don’t feel sad but it actually just made me think about the 2024 title that was stolen im spiraling lol 2281
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 19hit’s actually okay to not write a story about this one if you don’t want to. like truly no worries if you want to take this down 2110
Reposted by functional moronpaige @turnthepaige.bsky.social · 20hat least i’ll still have the fact that i got to take a lot of people to their first wnba game, including my mom, sister, and nieces, and nothing can take those special and wonderful moments from me. 1162
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 19hthe thing is, you all think i’m doing this because im an asshole, but it’s actually that i love you all so much i just don’t want to see you get hurt hoping for a thing that is literally never going to happen 060
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 19h*deleting all my tweets where i said the lynx were guaranteed to win the championship* well obviously no one thought it was a guarantee that the lynx were going to win the title 1120
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 20hwhen you think about it basketball is a dumb sport and it’s dumb to like it 2200
Reposted by functional moronYour friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 20hwe really got the ecstasy and the agony all in one season 061
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 20hsports are funny because unceremonious first round exit would’ve been my exact prediction at the beginning of the year. and there’s a different pathway to it where i feel totally fine about it instead of completely bummed 3191
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 20hi know not everyone feels this way and that’s fine but for me but nothing is going to take away how much fun i had the first 2/3 of this season. really was the highlight of my summer 2293
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 20hi agree but i also think this year it may prove merciful 1200
Reposted by functional moronpete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 20hbest of 3 series in round 1 is way too short 3464
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 21hhave only been able to watch a little bit here but honest to god what does dorka even do 480
Reposted by functional moronkate @katewitko.bsky.social · 23hif bare-armed your blonde woman be then lexie is on your tv if the blonde woman wears full length sleeves then cunningham can go fuck herself 0508
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this thing is pretty dense and does not have a single meme or reference to the avengers they do not understand the american people at all 2212
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it sometimes feels like a hopeless battle but i really do think we either bring back shame or we perish 2231
Reposted by functional moronHelen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out. 5440751099
Reposted by functional moronTW @twesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Between the Axios puff piece and his Kirk show appearance and the right wing talking heads insisting in unison that he owned Smith, it’s pretty clear they had a whole vp campaign launch prepared for Schmitt today that was derailed entirely by 20-something white incel staffers not knowing ball. Lmao 49011
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i'm going to be playing basketball tonight at the same time the lynx are playing and for some reason i've decided that how well i play will directly impact the lynx 270
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what if the lynx just win tonight. what if they just do it? 2190
Reposted by functional moronTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Know you no ball, sir, at long last? Have you left no knowledge of ball? 738252
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this is one where door knocking can make a huge difference! there are so many people who don't vote in primaries because they are just going to vote for the dfl ticket. this is a non-partisan race which means that a lot of it is just informing friendly people that cedrick is dfl endorsed! 0122
Reposted by functional moronWedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 29/09/2026The current widespread displeasure with MPD for mismanaging their budget was preceded by years of false claims from mindless police boosters that cops were starved of funding. It gave political cover for shoveling piles of money into a furnace as a proxy for safety. 07021
