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measure never, cut immediately. he/him

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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
in the year 2000 we had Dreamcast, PlayStation and Nintendo 64. now we don't dream, there's no time to Play, and everything costs 64
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 14h
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 15h
my wife is WAY ahead of you, Mister Tabletop Craftsman
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 19h
I don't think enough art type people appreciate how widespread the idea that entertainment is something to solely Fill The Time and that it has no intrinsic value beyond that. They don't care, they've never cared and convincing them that anything other than "sounds pleasant" matters is pointless.
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 18h
this has made me genuinely angry enough that I feel like I want to go home and rest up so my face isn't beet red for my family photo tonight
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 18h
the gang makes lethal weapon 8
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man lookin like a fender p-bass
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PULSE.7z @impulsar7z.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the four types of people at metal shows: - viking looking dudes - the most beautiful goth women - five foot tall guy in a battle vest who walks like he's ten feet wide - guys who look like they have hollow bones and hair like that one fascist warcraft streamer
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they should make a phone screen that works if your hands are sweaty or have beer on them
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
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GIRL SCREAM @girl.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey man sorry i haven't been adding you to the party recently. no, it's nothing to do with your betrayal. like i said, i forgive you for that, and i'm proud to call you my companion. it's just that, while you were away, we got a new guy to fill in. and he can cast 8 fireballs a day. u can only do 2.
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sick of these madam tussauds looking ass dorks is it too much to ask that we be ruled over by humans for once
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hehe
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Dibbo @dibbo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"There can be only FUN!" - tagline for Highlander 6: Summer Vacation
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes i do think we should just let every customer-facing employee be rude as fuck for no reason
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ah shit i didn't read the listing carefully enough and accidentally bought a "bedeviling gun" and now my rhinestone jacket is palpably evil
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nintendo Mario. He's a made-up man, but he's so famous. People want to make him jump and to go-kart, and they're willing to pay serious cash to control his body in yet another adventure.
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh I know the answer to this josh. she divorced you in 2019
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the scene from the radioactive man episode of the simpsons where they can't find milhouse, where the guy is splicing together a bunch of footage to complete the film, except that it's shots from the 2008 sequence of nirvanna the band the show the moviethe scene from the radioactive man episode of the simpsons where they can't find milhouse, where the guy is splicing together a bunch of footage to complete the film, except that it's shots from the 2008 sequence of nirvanna the band the show the moviethe scene from the radioactive man episode of the simpsons where they can't find milhouse, where the guy is splicing together a bunch of footage to complete the film, except that it's shots from the 2008 sequence of nirvanna the band the show the moviethe scene from the radioactive man episode of the simpsons where they can't find milhouse, where the guy is splicing together a bunch of footage to complete the film, except that it's shots from the 2008 sequence of nirvanna the band the show the movie
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nirvanna the bin the sticker the movie club
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
take an iced coffee to an interview. bring whatever you want with you. wear what you like. take the chair home! they need you more than you need them
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
drunk girls when you have to go home early and work in the morning
NYT opinion focus group with little drawing of all their dipshit faces:

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service 
Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired 
Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail 
Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources 
Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work 
Disgusting.
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Goddamn You! Half-Japanese Girls
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
xps foam terrain before you prime it
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yes I have I'm constantly poking at it with my tongue
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
not what they're called
the animaniacs logo featuring yakko, wakko, and dot, only it says RINGTONES instead of Animaniacs in the middle
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
well well well,
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
well hang on though,
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@saintzoe.bsky.social hey Zoe check this out
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rodney dangerfield
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
there's only one hard and fast rule I have for buying gifts for my nephew, and that's "no cop shit"
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
lemmy: and don't forget the joker me: i won't, lemmy
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Spicy Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As an ally, I love when women are able to parry, block, reflect, or otherwise avoid damage in combat
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Dibbo @dibbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
making badges for the screening next week! if you don't already, follow my film night's Insta pls: www.instagram.com/monkeyshinesmovieclub
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i'M RIGHT!!!
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TAKE THOSE SHIRTS OFF, BOYS
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sonic: will my hamburger be long?
Waitress: burgers are fucking round
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toilet truck @rantallion.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jerry springs
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Errol 🦇🏳️‍🌈 @eerieseymour.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I think it can digging in the ground for tubers…
A tumblr post by ronaldreagancutupwhiletalkin with a photograph of an echidna (a small brown animal with a long snout and sad little eyes) standing in a patch of dirt. The text reply, by user worm-suggestion, says “It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny. I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit. I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.”
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Manse @manse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Please share and donate if you are able ❤️
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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