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vampyrus @t0kerfr0g.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Scatter’s Waymo Adventure 🧵

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Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I am a man finally asking for directions?.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 6h

To the Guy Who Left Twitter: We know. You left the Titanic for a slightly smaller lifeboat. Now grab an oar and row.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 6h

I own a toilet plunger before I need it. That’s the line between hero and tragedy.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 6h

My credit card bill stood in the corner watching me as I pretended to sleep.

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13h

Holding it all together with stuff from my junk drawer

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 16h

Praying over leftovers like “hi Lord, it’s me and this split pea soup again”

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 14h

He’s just mad because when he dies he won’t enjoy seeing everyone cheering for him

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11h

And for the lady, nothing that spikes her cortisol

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11h

[first date] Him: Hi, I’m Geoffrey. Her: OK. Then I’m Steophanie.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 11h

Today I dropped a carton of eggs but in the grand scheme of things, it just dozen matter.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 12h

If I go viral and get a gazillion followers, I will always remember you. (We are probably safe on Bluesky)

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 12h

Just wait until I manifest success, then it will be over for you bitches

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13h

Nicotine gum, but it’s serotonin

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 11h

Everyone at the senior home is a former expert on something. I've met three retired generals and a guy who says he invented the colour white. I think his first name was Donald.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 20h

I used to be a rebel without a cause. Now I'm just a guy who refuses to put on pants before noon. It's the same senior spirit, different uniform.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 22h

It's incredible how much I can't get done when I put my mind to it.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

if you were really MyFitnessPal you wouldn't make me do squats and would let me eat this pizza.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Viagra and a nap are now in direct competition. The nap usually wins. Unless I can’t roll over on my stomach in bed.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Great if they get a majority.Real problem is trump. He will just pardon them all. They’ll have to impeach him first.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Her lingerie drawer is where passion goes to get folded and forgotten.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“Mark Carney’s Plan Is Bigger Than Trump” newrepublic.com/article/2163... I totally read that as Penis. 😂😂

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Mark Carney’s Plans Are Bigger Than Trump

Canada’s new prime minister is trying to play a global game.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Charlie Brown goes to Lucy’s psychiatry booth. Five cents for advice from a girl who can’t even spell “psychiatry.” That’s cheaper than a therapist, but you get what you pay for.

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Well, if it isn’t my “best if used by” date

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I’ll let you suck on the maple tree nipples

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Can you explain this gap in your résumé? I was in a twelve-step program for people addicted to having a paycheck. I'm now three years clean.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

People always ask me "why are you so damn sexy" and I tell them it's because I love making up stories about people asking me things

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Seems the Ukraine took a bite outta their spam accounts.

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Oh no, not the precious data center

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This Halloween I'm going as a disgruntled American voter, concerned about authoritarianism, Christian nationalism, ditching our democratic allies, billionaire tax cuts while families get the grocery bill, and corporations licensed to pollute. Very scary. Mostly because I don't need a costume. 🎃😡🎃

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11/10/2026