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ceej @ceej.online · 29/11/2025

ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege… CIA AGENT: Again. Do another. ME: Please, I can’t, I— CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter! ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…

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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

funniest rom hack reasoning of all time

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"some people are from a different time" if they cannot face the future they should not experience it further

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Teapot @pylertotter.com · 19/09/2026

Tonight I played a sold out show at my favorite venue and it wasn't even with my own band lmao

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here

the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.

I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the

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G-loria @scarfhero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Rizzler Reveals His Favorite PS3 Games

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel

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Teapot @pylertotter.com · 14/09/2026

Wtf do you mean that being the person who started the band and continues to do 85% of the maintenance and promotion of said band makes me the band leader??

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Teapot @pylertotter.com · 10/09/2026

I straight-up cannot remember the last time I slept well enough to have a dream.

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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

having a normal one on r/condiments

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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024

GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo

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Teapot @pylertotter.com · 25/08/2026

Mixed up terms when I asked the vet about cat dental upkeep: "Yeah, I heard you guys would have to put him down if you needed to brush his teeth."

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Teapot @pylertotter.com · 24/08/2026

Ordering Taco Bell with exaggerated Spanish pronunciations

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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

i don't need AI to be productive. i do it the old fashioned way, by neglecting my relationships and physical health

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

[getting sucked off] oh…oh geez…. holy cow

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Socially Suspect @sociallysuspect.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

9/11 @ 5bar (Beloit) w/ Fracture Effect 9/12 @ The Jamb (Oshkosh) w/ Key of Evil 9/13 @???????? (TBA) w/ ?????????? Come celebrate a CPR dummy's birthday (and guess Mulva's drummer's birthday too) and make a fool of yourself with us

Steve's Birthday Bash at 5BAR Cocktails & Karaoke
530 E Grande Ave, Beloit

Mulva
(Milwaukee bubblegrunge)

Socially Suspect
(Milwaukee alt-prog)

Toyboxes
(Green Bay grunge/punk)

Fracture Effect
(Stevens Point alt-rock/metal)

Sept 11
7 PM doors/8PM show
$5
21+

The Jamb
139 High Ave, Oshkosh
Presented by Jambalaya Arts

Mulva
(Milwaukee bubblegrunge)

Socially Suspect
(Milwaukee alt-prog)

Toyboxes
(Green Bay grunge/punk)

Key of Evil
(Milwaukee sludge/post-rock)

Sept 12
6PM
$10/$15 doors
All ages

Blurred flyer in black, pink, and purple showing what vaguely looks like a spectre swirling around the space

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💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 23/11/2023

ME: and this is called a "black cherry warhead" NAPOLEON (his eyes swelling shut): sacre bleu! ME: thats right, napoleon

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

*nods knowingly at wisconsin news* they're electing a new pope of cheese curds

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Socially Suspect @sociallysuspect.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Thanks, Final Girl! Anyone who came out to our show in Kenosha last night helped fund our gambling addiction 🤑 Although, it seems like Steve is much better at this than Jonathon... s/o to @sparklingurbana.bsky.social for putting together this show and inviting us out 💜

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Coraline Jortay 喬海霖 @qiaoj.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Got a new google scholar notification, so I go check and find this very cool poem by Wang Jibing 王计兵, the recent Lu Xun prize winner, prefacing a PhD thesis on women migrant workers and the gig economy PhD students in all disciplines: more poems in theses please, we love to see them! ✨💫

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

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Teapot @pylertotter.com · 30/07/2026

Doing normal band things tonight, such as sourcing and referencing various hentai to learn how to draw my friend in another band inexplicably caked up on our upcoming mutual show poster

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/06/2024

🎶 H-O-T-T-D-O-G 🎶 “Hot dog” with an extra T

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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Ma'am, didn't mean to snoop, but that song you were singing... well, uh, I was just wondering... ah shit uh [tearing up, swallowing hard] does he make it? The itsty bitsy spider?

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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

We were poor growing up so we had to buy abridged manga. I only got to read The Gist of The North Star

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

DOGBERT: what's got you so cranky CATBERT: must've seen himself in a mirror DILBERT: my boss took credit for weeks of work i did on a big project, AGAIN BLACKMOLDBERT: why not take a deep breath DILBERT: you're right... thanks BLACKMOLDBERT: feel your lungs expand

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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

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Teapot @pylertotter.com · 25/07/2026

These guys are definitely playing the Rivoli tonight

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Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I feel sorry for the bees that have to make hot honey.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/07/2026

yeah guys Pete Hegseth is doing gender affirming care and he’s just like a trans person you really got him he’s just like those pieces of shit he hates and you caught him in the gotcha and he’s basically trans and he’s doing gender affirming care he’s just like us since he’s doing gender affirming c

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

We did not often agree, but one thing I love about Lindsey Graham is that he died.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/07/2026

step one the first hand distracts the audience all week with mitch mcconnell. step two the second hand sets up the trick with lindsey graham while everyone's focus is elsewhere. step three that's the majestic baby, christopher nolan's the odyssey now playing in IMAX next friday

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brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

had a great facetime call with our friend Sen. Mitch McConnell earlier today, he said “help me” (I think, audio was bad) and I said “you’re too close to your phone, pull it back and watch your little thumbnail screen and try to center yourself in it” but then the call disconnected he’s doing well!

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Teapot @pylertotter.com · 09/07/2026

In a parking lot watching chuds in gigantic Pavement Princess pickups struggle to turn around one another while eating my first meal of the day (a scoop or custard).

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Teapot @pylertotter.com · 30/06/2026

Yes, Windows, please keep shuffling all of the files on my desktop—the ones I have in very specific spots—anytime I download a file there.

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 08/06/2026

Hey man, are we cool? I noticed a line of candles on the hallway floor lit up automatically in sequence as I approached your door

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 11/01/2024

bro…are you ok…your dialogue text is jiggling

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Faye Fadem (Trust Fund Ozu) @trustfundozu.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Star Fox Remake is great. I love the addition of Fox and Falco exploring each others’ bodies.

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Teapot @pylertotter.com · 27/06/2026

Sheboygan, Wisconsin: Good Pussy, Bad Rats

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Teapot @pylertotter.com · 27/06/2026

Transvestigating Dr Pepper

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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

No, what happened was the religious right in the US, after losing on Obergefell v. Hodges, immediately changed tactics. They held huge conferences outlining their plans to roll back LGBT rights as whole by targeting trans people. They didn't skip a beat. We aren't to blame for our own oppression.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole

@andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reason

It's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole
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‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?

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‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 35m
We're going to try just a little longer.

For the record, it smells horrid

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‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole"
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl
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‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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Y'all I'm scared to try it

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‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 22m
It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade

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