Reposted by Teapotceej @ceej.online · 29/11/2025ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege… CIA AGENT: Again. Do another. ME: Please, I can’t, I— CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter! ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance… 223235433
Reposted by TeapotIris/アイリス 🏳️⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026funniest rom hack reasoning of all time 46100643653
Teapot @pylertotter.com · 26/09/2026Fuck, no surprise there. I did two 14s and a 12 consecutively this week and even that was enough to break me. Can't even imagine 20-hour shifts 🫂 100
Reposted by TeapotCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"some people are from a different time" if they cannot face the future they should not experience it further 526668
Teapot @pylertotter.com · 19/09/2026Now I get to say I opened for a Star Wars cover band and those guys who can only count to four 010
Teapot @pylertotter.com · 19/09/2026Not to get a massive fuckin ego, but people said that the band for whom I filled in had never sounded better than they did tonight 🙂↕️ 110
Teapot @pylertotter.com · 19/09/2026Tonight I played a sold out show at my favorite venue and it wasn't even with my own band lmao 130
Reposted by Teapotthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here 111112061903
Reposted by TeapotG-loria @scarfhero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The Rizzler Reveals His Favorite PS3 Games 9339125
Reposted by TeapotHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel 3365241328
Teapot @pylertotter.com · 14/09/2026In all seriousness, I was optimistically naive about falling into that role and was underprepared for having to manage interpersonal dynamics amongst band members. Also did *not* grasp how much work and tiredness goes into the whole band thing when I started this shit lmao. 000
Teapot @pylertotter.com · 14/09/2026Wtf do you mean that being the person who started the band and continues to do 85% of the maintenance and promotion of said band makes me the band leader?? 110
Teapot @pylertotter.com · 10/09/2026I straight-up cannot remember the last time I slept well enough to have a dream. 010
Reposted by Teapotzoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 08/09/2026"the breaking benjamin lead vocalist went on a 5 minute rant during a concert about people being mean to him and the ai slop fallout 4 mod he made" oh my god dudepcgamer.comBreaking Benjamin frontman pauses concert to rant about Fallout 4 modding beef: 'There was a modder in the community that was really mean to me'The singer and guitarist spent several minutes asking fans to download his Fallout 4 'True First Person' mod after another modder criticized it. 872287783
Reposted by TeapotNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026having a normal one on r/condiments 842805398
Teapot @pylertotter.com · 31/08/2026Also feel the same way about Interpol and people also seem to think I'm crazy for that 110
Teapot @pylertotter.com · 31/08/2026I just thought I "didn't get it" after hearing everyone verbally masturbate their new album and not feel the same way. Don't think they're bad or anything but I literally don't remember a single moment of a single song of theirs. 210
Reposted by Teapotturtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one. 113319920
Reposted by Teapotdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo 268371108
Teapot @pylertotter.com · 25/08/2026Mixed up terms when I asked the vet about cat dental upkeep: "Yeah, I heard you guys would have to put him down if you needed to brush his teeth." 010
Teapot @pylertotter.com · 24/08/2026Those have existed for a while untp.beer/2l5eOuntp.beerMalört Barrel Aged Dark Lord - 3 Floyds Brewing - UntappdMalört Barrel Aged Dark Lord by 3 Floyds Brewing is a Stout - Russian Imperial which has a rating of 4.3 out of 5, with 135 ratings and reviews on Untappd. 110
Reposted by Teapotjamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i don't need AI to be productive. i do it the old fashioned way, by neglecting my relationships and physical health 438451
Reposted by Teapotfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 22/08/2026[getting sucked off] oh…oh geez…. holy cow 3561965
Reposted by TeapotSocially Suspect @sociallysuspect.bsky.social · 22/08/20269/11 @ 5bar (Beloit) w/ Fracture Effect 9/12 @ The Jamb (Oshkosh) w/ Key of Evil 9/13 @???????? (TBA) w/ ?????????? Come celebrate a CPR dummy's birthday (and guess Mulva's drummer's birthday too) and make a fool of yourself with us 011
Teapot @pylertotter.com · 18/08/2026Oh for real? 👀 I've had decent luck with Heroic, especially as they've been updating it, but a native launcher sounds lovely 010
Reposted by Teapot💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 23/11/2023ME: and this is called a "black cherry warhead" NAPOLEON (his eyes swelling shut): sacre bleu! ME: thats right, napoleon 332351
Teapot @pylertotter.com · 16/08/2026I'll start adopting worse opinions so this statement ends up applying to me 010
Reposted by TeapotJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/08/2026*nods knowingly at wisconsin news* they're electing a new pope of cheese curds 1533133
Reposted by TeapotSocially Suspect @sociallysuspect.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Thanks, Final Girl! Anyone who came out to our show in Kenosha last night helped fund our gambling addiction 🤑 Although, it seems like Steve is much better at this than Jonathon... s/o to @sparklingurbana.bsky.social for putting together this show and inviting us out 💜 022
Reposted by TeapotCoraline Jortay 喬海霖 @qiaoj.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Got a new google scholar notification, so I go check and find this very cool poem by Wang Jibing 王计兵, the recent Lu Xun prize winner, prefacing a PhD thesis on women migrant workers and the gig economy PhD students in all disciplines: more poems in theses please, we love to see them! ✨💫 81764490
Reposted by Teapotthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211426651
Teapot @pylertotter.com · 30/07/2026Doing normal band things tonight, such as sourcing and referencing various hentai to learn how to draw my friend in another band inexplicably caked up on our upcoming mutual show poster 000
Reposted by TeapotStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/06/2024🎶 H-O-T-T-D-O-G 🎶 “Hot dog” with an extra T 22677168
Reposted by Teapot(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Ma'am, didn't mean to snoop, but that song you were singing... well, uh, I was just wondering... ah shit uh [tearing up, swallowing hard] does he make it? The itsty bitsy spider? 857973
Reposted by TeapotFio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 27/07/2026We were poor growing up so we had to buy abridged manga. I only got to read The Gist of The North Star 6044091450
Reposted by Teapotmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026DOGBERT: what's got you so cranky CATBERT: must've seen himself in a mirror DILBERT: my boss took credit for weeks of work i did on a big project, AGAIN BLACKMOLDBERT: why not take a deep breath DILBERT: you're right... thanks BLACKMOLDBERT: feel your lungs expand 51600215
Reposted by TeapotHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him 138126302818
Reposted by TeapotMatt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air 8056731055
Reposted by TeapotNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I feel sorry for the bees that have to make hot honey. 431504228
Reposted by TeapotStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/07/2026yeah guys Pete Hegseth is doing gender affirming care and he’s just like a trans person you really got him he’s just like those pieces of shit he hates and you caught him in the gotcha and he’s basically trans and he’s doing gender affirming care he’s just like us since he’s doing gender affirming c 282165310