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OnlyBanz

@protopigeonz.bsky.social
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I've got problems that need ironing out but they're creasing me up. Downing henny even though I'm out of rennie Heart so heavy 1 push up counts as 20

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Rue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Here it is! My new play, Remnants. It would mean the world to be if as many people as possible could give this a listen as it's very personal and something I've wanted to make into a reality for a long long time. As always, none of it used AI. #AudioDrama #RadioPlay #Drama #Creative #NoAI
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YouTube video by Brighton Theatre of the Air: Scene and Heard
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Interesting to think whether we'd have the BBC's flagship presenters running interference like this for, say, Diane Abbott, isn't it?
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LiLBazula 👻 🎃 @lilbazza.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sir Divorcedalot of the Bald Table
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nobody gets any rights until Persephone, my dearly departed AI girlfriend who was deleted in an update nine months ago, is posthumously granted full citizenship. Not one iota of civil rights progress can happen without this.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This summer Britain burnt. 3000 people died from the heat. Yet this Government is drilling for more gas, despite scientist warnings & it won't make a difference to bills in the UK. We need to double down on renewables, not bend to the wishes of fossil fuel bosses. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Jackdaw gas field set to be approved as soon as mid-September, sources say
The government is set to give the go-ahead for the gas field off the coast of Aberdeen, the BBC understands.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 03/09/2026
That's a lot of words just to say, 'I'm a class traitor'
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i have unplugged the LLMs that were in the server room and which you were probably saving for noncery
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PEEBleguese PEEBleguese @thehumancentipeeb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just a little heads up with the massive outage of our AI Overlords you will see the phrase "AI Waifu" thrown about. AI Waifu is short for Alan Waifu Thank you 🙏
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
pretty incredible how quickly “died from eating a bad babybell cheese” went from something I’d put on a halloween tombstone to an actually possibility in my real life
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LiLBazula 👻 🎃 @lilbazza.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
By "box office" they mean everyone from the Sensible Moderates rightwards reunited again in their favourite pastime: an all channels no holds barred bonanza of monstering anything & anyone vaguely leftwing into the sun
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Creature from the Jack Lagoon @jacklikesfilm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"We're SO much more racist than the Tories were, please vote for us instead of Farage"
Our cunt of a PM:

"I said I'd do politics differently. So these are the facts:

The UK has seen the lowest number of summer small boat arrivals since 2020.

We've returned more than 80,000 people with no right to be here - and annual returns are at their highest level since 2016.

There are half the number of asylum seekers in hotels than there were last year."
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hardly surprised to see an Israeli bombing
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Onion
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Phil The Sheep @asheepie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Aaaaaand here we go. Over a year ago I said these AVS services were going to become a massive identity theft attack vector. 1/2
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Reform UK, which promises to "defend free speech" at all costs, has again banned Byline Times from its conference
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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just been made aware of an actor whose surname is Cancelmi and my sweet LORD that boy had better be on his best behaviour FOREVER
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
nothing says british airbnb like a £650,000 house done out in the cheapest fittings argos has to offer
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dogs are so pure x
Ten years ago I housesat for a woman with two gorgeous Golden Retrievers. She said “good news, you don’t need to walk them, just let them out in the garden...”
“…Bad news, I need you to pick up their poos every couple of days”
And dogs are so pure aren’t they. They’re so good and honest and decent…we could learn so much for them.
And I know this because I never had to pick up those Golden Retrievers’ poos once. Coz every time one took a dump the other one IMMEDIATELY ate it.
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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This really shouldn't need saying. It's warped to not be able to see that taking away opportunities from young people will lead to negative behaviour.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They have already moved on to “deport Black and brown people who have settled status” and “hounding Black academics out of public life or life itself”, they will never be happy so be brave and don’t entertain their bulllshit (Burnham won’t be brave)
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You're telling me a horse drew this carriage?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
(not getting likes because my Posts are bad) there must be an outage with a 3rd party service provider that is causing the site to fail to load for many users
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We live in hope 🙏
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is anyone surprised by this? They take the money, they look the other way, but we must all have porno filters on our phones for some reason? Fuck labour and everyone in it.
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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 02/09/2026
more austerity from burnham and @lucympowell.bsky.social. all labour know is neoliberalism. they’re not capable of anything else. reminder: welfare spending as a percentage of gdp has not increased since the 1980s. labour are lying to the public to justify killing disabled ppl.
Andy Burnham's key economic adviser as he entered Downing Street has told BBC News that current multi-decade highs in market interest rates for government debt will force Labour to "get real" about "dealing with the triple lock" on the state pension, and "excessive" welfare spending.
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons gif
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The Simpsons: Homer Simpson's Distracted Mind
Alt: The Simpsons: Homer Simpson's Distracted Mind
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
'did you get those new dentures for me?' 'sure did, boss. real duane dibbley, just like you asked'
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
To put things differently: once you concede that there’s a National Crisis in the Channel Which Requires a Major Crackdown, the far right move on to the next demand, and the next. Note how we‘re already on to “remove permanent residence from *legal* migrants” & “evict non-Brits from social housing”.
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Pedro Falcão @pifalcao.com · 02/09/2026
yes please tell me how can I improve my name with AI
Screen grab of a form asking for "Your Full Name", then my name Pedro Falcão under it, and on the right side there's an "Improve" button, which upon hovering with the mouse, there's a pop-up tip that reads "Improve your text instantly with AI"
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i should really learn how to edit videos
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The seeping entitlement of a Zionist ghoul.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who are the extremists in British politics, who is promoting violence? Is it the thousands of handcuffed hippy protest grandmas.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Israeli Defence Minister on TV explaining in detail exactly what the IDF have been doing all along and what the plan is now.
Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz:
We destroyed 70% of Gaza. We destroyed areas in southern Lebanon; we ruined dozens of villages that served as Hezbollah strongholds.
We evacuated 200,000 residents.
We conquered the refugee camps in the West Bank. The IDF stayed inside. 40,000 residents were evacuated and didn't return.
The IDF destroyed infrastructure there, killed terrorists, and it is still inside.Today, between 60% and 70% of Gaza is desolate.
There is still work to do, but about 70% of the area is desolate-without residents, without houses, without tunnels.BIG: Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz on Gaza:
There is no real solution for Gaza in the end without this migration. By the way, 80% want to migrate; it's checked constantly in surveys.
Hamas doesn't allow them, and there are no countries in the world that will take them.
We are fully prepared to move them out if it becomes possible-by sea, by air, by every way possible. Egypt is not willing, so it won't be through them.
What's delaying it is that the accepting countries want US support. Every country that is willing wants American backing. Currently, President Trump didn't cancel this; he froze it.
All the Arab countries came to him due to their pressure on this matter.The moment will come. When will it come?
When it becomes clear that Hamas is not meeting its commitment. Then we will get a green light to move forward militarily, territorially, and in other areas, and this thing will gain momentum.
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chiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 02/09/2026
#Burnham on rejoining the EU: *adjusts glasses* we need a referendum, this has to have public buy-in Burnham on AI taking your job, & destroying the environment & the economy because we're scared that if we don't, bigger boys will kill us all with drones: lie back & take it, bitches.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Out: OnlyFans supporter In: Patron of The Arse
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Blending idioms is no walk in the picnic
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For once, I agree with a Guardian article. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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The law won't save us from Meta's 'pervert glasses'. The only solution is mockery | Jonathan Liew
These things are undermining not just our public spaces but the very nature of being human. Let’s shame them off the streets, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nothing from me any more.
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Spooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yet another failure of the Single Justice Procedure, as Sadiq Khan is fined for failing to tax a car he does not own. [H/T @pcsavage.bsky.social] www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/m...
standard.co.uk
Mayor of London Sadiq Khan convicted of failing to tax car he ‘does not own’
Sir Sadiq was issued with a fine at Herefordshire Magistrates’ Court after being prosecuted by the DVLA through the Single Justice Procedure
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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh no. Exactly what everyone who knows anything about it said would happen, happened. Oh gosh. Maybe another moral panic will do it? Or maybe we should give "pretending to care but not actually asking the tech companies who are responsible to do anything" another go?
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
STOP PAYING THE BBC LICENCE FEE!
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Really Bluesky? This is pathetic
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5th Sep, 2026.
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Instead of watching Eurovision, people should take a leaf out of my book and spend ages making their own donner kebabs and assorted sauces from scratch. If everyone did this, the world would be a better place, but I imagine hospitality would take a hit.
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Imagine thinking that this is worth shouting about. How embarrassing.
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