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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 42m
when i say 'jump', people ask 'are you high?'
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 56m
this needs a push to help going through october if you can help our friend carry on getting the therapy they need. shares also appreciated, thanks 🙏 www.gofundme.com/f/vital-ther...
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Donate to Vital therapy for a much-loved comrade, organized by Friends Helping with Therapy
- Update added (21 Oct) We urgently need your help for vital t… Friends Helping with Therapy needs your support for Vital therapy for a much-loved comrade
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
after a game of barbarian for the amiga, elon musk would appear to remove the loser's corpse
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anyone complaining about brock turner having to sign the sex offenders register is cosigning his dad's "a steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action" statement. end yourselves
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Gwiggs @gwiggs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh damn his punishment for raping a girl is having to work normal jobs & live in Ohio? fuck i didn't know. someone call human rights watch
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'i once got the president of the united states to congratulate us on the arrest of some doggers we found in a lane in gloucestershire'
bob mortimer reading a prompt card on would i lie to you?
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you've got a humiliation kink, being british must be like winning the lottery every day
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'let this be a reminder, you will never defeat us' acting billy big-bollocks aside, i think it's quite well-established that if the cruise missiles start flying that they will, in fact, defeat us
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yeah you don't release big scary terrorists on bail within 24 hours lol. row back the grandstanding, dickheads hahaha
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Christopher @chrisworcs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This just tried to scam me out of a billion dollars
A mouse ornament that looks very cartoony and like that scammer Elizabeth Holmes. It is on a glass shelf in a charity shop
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Rodney Marques @rodneymarques.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'I don't need Ricky Gervais to tell me God doesn't exist when I watched Derek get recommissioned twice.' youtu.be/eIGgxAlosI8?...
youtu.be
Frankie Boyle RAGES at Atheists! | Room 101
YouTube video by Hat Trick Comedy
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
simply could not enjoy alan wake after the brilliantly bizarre trip of deadly premonition, sorry. idc how polished it was, it was pedestrian
simpsons mafia boss looking at a manhattan cocktail: 
what have i done to deserve this flat, flavourless horror?
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not americans saying the rest of the world lives in a bubble 💀 the only people who listen to country here are 75-year-old line dancers
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
worse than anything i've read on fesshole 😭
Be honest, What is the most shameless thing you have ever done?

Wooden_Worry_9816 5h

Years ago when I was a kid I was making a sandwich from the leftovers of the Sunday roast, as I was packing the last of the meat into the bread I heard my dad talking to my brother about how he was going to enjoy the leftovers. I panicked and to my eternal shame made the snap decision to put the foil wrapper in the dogs bed and run, I will never forget the look the poor boy gave me as I shamelessly framed him for a crime he didn't commit 😭

It's been 30 years and I still can't forgive myself 😢
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
moe from the simpsons reading a book with danny tommo's crying face pasted over it: 
"and then they realized they were no longer little girls. they were little women."
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Dermot Lynott @dermotlynott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As I’ve said before, I prefer the term “language researcher”
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Revenant is 11 years old
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this company needs to be burned to the ground. the total disregard for privacy and consent is in their dna. they will always be like this
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
seen people getting blocked and added to anti-ai lists for sharing an illustrated poster that had a bit of an ai look about it lol
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
would be more surprising if you found a group of people who believe they're untouchable, godlike shapers of global destiny who weren't massive abusers
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
leave the silverware on the side on your way out, city
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they both do ass friday
Elizabeth Holmes:
Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that.
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my brain:
Elizabeth Holmes:
Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that.
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
danny tommo has been killed and eaten by his cannibal cellmate at basingstoke police station
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
see her fellow transphobes are referring to racist nurse peggie as 'softly spoken' and as 'clutching her husband's hand' 🤮 you're not going to turn her into a poor innocent little victim, dickheads
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pervert glasses now brand your temples so people know you’re a pervert even when you’re off duty.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/09/2026
here’s the original, to save you scrolling: bsky.app/profile/roel...
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/09/2026
this is the guy i reposted the other day who interviewed meta employees with pervert glasses - meta have taken his video down for “harassment”. which makes it one of the most effective pieces of satire in recent memory
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we need walter peck
walter peck, a ginger, intense looking man with a beard and wearing a suit, to a man in a hard hat in a scene from
ghostbusters: 
i'm not interested in your opinion. just shut it off
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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I saw a short by a hospice worker listing the symptoms which demonstrate he is very much not in the market for green bananas
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yo dawg, i heard you like dying in prison
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Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not on here much at the moment for looking after my brain reasons. But I am also looking for freelance work! So if anybody needs proofreading, editorial services - including developmental editing - creative writing mentoring or anything adjacent thereof, I am available! stefmowords[at]gmail.com
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Stefan Mohamed's creative writing services, from professional editing and proofreading to lecturing and tutoring.
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the uk is ronnie pickerings all the way down
On the livestream, he filmed himself and another, bare-chested man, running along a beach, shouting at emergency workers: "You know who I am, my name is Danny Tommo, you saw what I did in Dover and if you don’t stop right now I’m calling 1,000 men to come to this place."
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
anything to get out of range of iran
US to build two military bases in Greenland under new deal with Denmark
US President Donald Trump shakes hands with Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen as they attend a trilateral signing event
Image caption,
US President Donald Trump signed the deal alongside Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the fucking laugh loool
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Johnny Bravo @jbravo69.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Black and white graphic of Roy Keane with text next to him saying: ROBBIE'S LEGS WERE GOING A BIT, BUT I THOUGHT HE MIGHT COME UP TO US, WITH HIS LONG HAIR AND GIVE US A LIFT.
SO I GOT HIS NUMBER AND I RANG HIM. IT WENT TO HIS VOICEMAIL:
'HI IT'S ROBBIE - WHAZZUP!' LIKE
THE BUDWEISER AD.
I NEVER CALLED HIM BACK. I THOUGHT I CAN'T BE F*CKING SIGNING THAT..
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
[archery class] me: i'm not sure about this instructor: don't try it until you've nocked it
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the way the cunt talks about 'his men' and them having uniform, you could probably prosecute them for raising a private army if there was any political will whatsoever to do something about the fash cunts
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Gordo! @posting.fan · 22/09/2026
Andy Burnham is going to make this guy a Lord
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm calling it hyperintelligence. hi!
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
even though i wouldn't even buy it due to not gaming or owning a console, i see ea have cancelled fight night again. last one was in 2011 even though the biggest boxing ppv events get twice as many buys as ufc ok, so maybe my first sentence answers this one hahaha
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they'll be doing lifestyle articles about becoming a high-value man/woman soon. all this alt-right incel shit is seeping into common speech
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Gedds is live on Twitch! 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm still very sick but I'm live for a few hours. Bring the healing power of chat with you x twitch.tv/geddstation
selfie of me, Gedds, stood under a small tree wearing my iwGB Game Workers t-shirt
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
always surprises me that more of the arse appreciators on here don't use upscrolled
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Lad dracula @andthecats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have risen from the depths to shake you down for cash chuffed.org/project/2022...
chuffed.org
Support a Bristol antifascist on trial
Support a Bristol antifascist facing charges for resisting far right attacks
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
infuriates me how they all treat a technical interpretation of the law like they found a stone tablet handed down by god instead of just changing the law to what everyone thought it was before
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