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OnlyBanz

@protopigeonz.bsky.social
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I've got problems that need ironing out but they're creasing me up. Downing henny even though I'm out of rennie Heart so heavy 1 push up counts as 20

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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is about the UK
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it's raping a child.
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Knights of the Brown Table
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is shit and they're arseholes
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Rue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Here it is! My new play, Remnants. It would mean the world to be if as many people as possible could give this a listen as it's very personal and something I've wanted to make into a reality for a long long time. As always, none of it used AI. #AudioDrama #RadioPlay #Drama #Creative #NoAI
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Remnants
YouTube video by Brighton Theatre of the Air: Scene and Heard
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The best imo! Incredible scenes 👌
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That's what Trump will do before the midterms I'm sure of it.
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
omg look at her 🥰
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nervous
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Interesting to think whether we'd have the BBC's flagship presenters running interference like this for, say, Diane Abbott, isn't it?
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They are so infuriatingly ignorant
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You really are dumb. You think Owen is the problem here? Give your fucking head a wobble, moron.
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
also "Extreme left" Jog on fool.
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So in the first few days he's broken the following promises already: - enable rent controls (thanks to a £20k bung for Raynor) - not drilling for fossil fuels - drilling in the north sea - Introducing FPTP - scrapped he works for Israel, and has filled his cabinet with zionists. Wake up.
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He's a lying piece of Zionist shit, same as Starmer
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LiLBazula 👻 🎃 @lilbazza.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sir Divorcedalot of the Bald Table
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
pretty niche!
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Butter wouldn't melt!
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can see it on clearsky yeah :/
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ridiculous website, smh
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can't see it, and I'm not on my VPN
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nobody gets any rights until Persephone, my dearly departed AI girlfriend who was deleted in an update nine months ago, is posthumously granted full citizenship. Not one iota of civil rights progress can happen without this.
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
and stuff like: Ooh worry wee? Ee were wiyyimsen'! (who was he with? he was alone) & Eez rittit imsen' (he was the author of the piece) & Avyer eddit genya? (was it a gift?)
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can't find the post as it's on my banned account, but there's a series of books called "Nottingham: As it is spoke" which has all sorts of golden phrases in, like If yer ayin' an 'om pom, mek sure you wash it fost else it'll not tek Kop owd 'er yer Nanneh's Manneh', theez a Pappap comin' 😀
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey you got rid of the label then? good news.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This summer Britain burnt. 3000 people died from the heat. Yet this Government is drilling for more gas, despite scientist warnings & it won't make a difference to bills in the UK. We need to double down on renewables, not bend to the wishes of fossil fuel bosses. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Jackdaw gas field set to be approved as soon as mid-September, sources say
The government is set to give the go-ahead for the gas field off the coast of Aberdeen, the BBC understands.
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm on loads of ridiculous lists, most of which are the opposite of the previous ones
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Inspector Gadget vibes
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Spoken like a true Nottingham-er!
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A ruddy, bloody bloke
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
static.klipy.com
No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
ALT: No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Congratulations. This is the stupidest thing I've read all week.
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is just protecting Centrists whenever anyone disagrees with their shit takes.
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
F
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 03/09/2026
That's a lot of words just to say, 'I'm a class traitor'
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i have unplugged the LLMs that were in the server room and which you were probably saving for noncery
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PEEBleguese PEEBleguese @thehumancentipeeb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just a little heads up with the massive outage of our AI Overlords you will see the phrase "AI Waifu" thrown about. AI Waifu is short for Alan Waifu Thank you 🙏
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hell yes
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
pretty incredible how quickly “died from eating a bad babybell cheese” went from something I’d put on a halloween tombstone to an actually possibility in my real life
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LiLBazula 👻 🎃 @lilbazza.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
By "box office" they mean everyone from the Sensible Moderates rightwards reunited again in their favourite pastime: an all channels no holds barred bonanza of monstering anything & anyone vaguely leftwing into the sun
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Marina is a complete Berk tho, not that shocking.
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Creature from the Jack Lagoon @jacklikesfilm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"We're SO much more racist than the Tories were, please vote for us instead of Farage"
Our cunt of a PM:

"I said I'd do politics differently. So these are the facts:

The UK has seen the lowest number of summer small boat arrivals since 2020.

We've returned more than 80,000 people with no right to be here - and annual returns are at their highest level since 2016.

There are half the number of asylum seekers in hotels than there were last year."
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hardly surprised to see an Israeli bombing
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fantastic news! 👏
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it really is. a gif from the bluesky gif library no less
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OnlyBanz @protopigeonz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they're so embarrassing, jfc
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