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Porchdrinkin

@porchdrinkin.bsky.social
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daddin, husbandin, readin, drinkin, grinnin, poopin'n'fightin. All from my porch in Cleveland. he/him. Love everybody. Except you in the shirt. Definitely not you.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
You call this grace amazing? I’ve heard better.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop a muppet into a popular horror movie.
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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
She’s a ten but has a green ribbon around her neck
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
Kenny G as a snake charmer and the snake is super chill right up to the time it kills Kenny G
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
I've got an ass pocket of Campbell's and a front pocket of saltines and if you don't get me an extra can of water I'm gonna condense a motherfuckin scene
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
A nurse says "we're going to draw some blood" to a man attached to a blood bag. A realistic human hand comes from outside the frame and draws red into the blood bag. The nurse says "see? that wasn't so bad." The patient asks "was that... was that God?"
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
Went to pluck a chin hair and my skull caved in from the back.
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 01/03/2024
You can put googly eyes on anything. No one can stop you.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
I’ve grow increasingly grumpy due to the unceasing horrors
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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
people will say anything on these platforms. John Connor’s mate Tim was also a T-800. no he wasn’t. that isn’t true.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
Am I corny? You could say I’m up to my ears.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Please don’t be insensitive. Posting about what you enjoy is triggering to people who can’t enjoy anything
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 21/02/2024
ACAB includes fortune cookies
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
lots of discourse on whether there should be a True Detective S5 but only one right answer: hire Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny at their current ages, name their characters Mulder and Scully, make them longtime (work) partners, do not otherwise acknowledge the existence of X-Files in the show
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
i'd tell you the secret to making indian flatbread, but i've signed a naan disclosure agreement
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/02/2024
i will never apologize for a post
photo of a man in lederhosen with a chicken head captioned

well you can tell by the way i use my walk
i'm a chicken-man
Bawk Bawk b-gawk
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Is This Hell? 🏳️‍🌈 @wattle.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
I have a policy of reskeeting posts that make me literally lol but in this case I resent it
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Never saw the Virgin Mary in a slice of toast but one time a Cinnabon explained the Doctrine of the Trinity to me
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
carbonated hot sauce
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rrathbun @rrathbun.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
Also woodfired
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rrathbun @rrathbun.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
Since I have no followers, why not post some of my pottery into the empty void
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
I think the historical context on this is really important to understand and promote because the reality is that there's no inherent aversion to trans people in our culture, it's one that's been cultivated by explicit right wing propaganda as another way to divide the working class against itself
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/02/2024
need you to see these duck fat tots from my Bao place, deadly good
tater tots fried in duck fat with a kewpie mayo dipping sauce
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
According to a super investigatory internet trick the real name of my penpal is my last enabler who ran an errand and some post office in a country that sounds like an out of the way bunny hole in Beatrix Potter
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KC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
why do we always enter into a devil's pact for maiming and some torture when that's just Fozzie's act?
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
it’s time to burn the incense, it’s time to slay the sheep, it’s time to wake the muppets, from a thousand years of sleep. it’s time to raze existence, it’s time to banish light, it’s time to call the void in, on the muppet show tonight.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 11/02/2024
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Just gonna say this again — journalism doesn’t need more journalists. It needs more journalism jobs. If you’re rich and want to help journalism, buy a bunch of alt weeklies, set up a trust, and fund them indefinitely.
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gəorgə pollɐrd @porg.es · 08/02/2024
extremely important Khmer discovery(!)
image from a dictionary: nom-nom: sound of a tiger eating
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MagicMetalBird 🐑 @magicmetalbird.com · 08/02/2024
imagine getting this kind of opportunity as a writer holy shit
A headline for a news article that says disturbed show postponed after singercomes down with a sickness
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
[Tracy Chapman voice] 🎶 you've got a Cybertruck / and I am laughing at you / why the fuck did you buy a Cybertruck / I guess that's just what dumb motherfuckers do 🎶
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
How many karate kicks should you do on a first date
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 08/02/2024
The Sims is the most realistic video game because my Sim just got struck by lightning and then immediately went to eat a hamburger to cope with it instead of going to the hospital.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
i once gave $1.00 to a football team & got a quarterback this makes no cents send post
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
was ripped one night & called the 800 number to get a free book of mormon, not knowing they hand deliver it wow did that result in some wild sex
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
I never let shit get in the way of me doing my job
Close-up of a white line painted at the side of a tarmac road, with cars passing on the other side. The line goes straight over a pile of dung left by a large mammal (though obviously broken in places)
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Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Zuckerberg apologized to families of vulnerable kids harmed online and promised to replace them with less vulnerable kids.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
The Apple Vision Pro is a revolution in how close to the computer you can be sitting
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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
Bethany touched the fetish inside the break room that causes stigmata. She's screaming and bleeding in front of the vending machine and no one can make a dang purchase
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
And when there was one set of footprints in the sand, that is when I absorbed you for your precious nutrients and lifeforce.
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