Reposted by Porchdrinkin𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/07/2024You call this grace amazing? I’ve heard better. 410944
Reposted by PorchdrinkinRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 12/11/2024for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop a muppet into a popular horror movie. 411469150
Reposted by PorchdrinkinTrisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 24/04/2024She’s a ten but has a green ribbon around her neck 041
Reposted by PorchdrinkinWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 24/04/2024Kenny G as a snake charmer and the snake is super chill right up to the time it kills Kenny G 15119
Reposted by PorchdrinkinTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 24/04/2024I've got an ass pocket of Campbell's and a front pocket of saltines and if you don't get me an extra can of water I'm gonna condense a motherfuckin scene 26030
Reposted by Porchdrinkinchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 11/03/2024Went to pluck a chin hair and my skull caved in from the back. 210547
Reposted by PorchdrinkinPyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 01/03/2024You can put googly eyes on anything. No one can stop you. 8757171618
Reposted by Porchdrinkindonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 02/03/2024I’ve grow increasingly grumpy due to the unceasing horrors 08317
Reposted by PorchdrinkinAlex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 02/03/2024people will say anything on these platforms. John Connor’s mate Tim was also a T-800. no he wasn’t. that isn’t true. 3558375
Reposted by PorchdrinkinJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/03/2024Am I corny? You could say I’m up to my ears. 76327
Reposted by PorchdrinkinIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 17/02/2024Please don’t be insensitive. Posting about what you enjoy is triggering to people who can’t enjoy anything 453482765
Reposted by Porchdrinkin Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 21/02/2024ACAB includes fortune cookies 27916108
Reposted by PorchdrinkinHelena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 20/02/2024lots of discourse on whether there should be a True Detective S5 but only one right answer: hire Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny at their current ages, name their characters Mulder and Scully, make them longtime (work) partners, do not otherwise acknowledge the existence of X-Files in the show 582227457
Reposted by PorchdrinkinBruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 21/02/2024i'd tell you the secret to making indian flatbread, but i've signed a naan disclosure agreement 02213
Reposted by PorchdrinkinGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/02/2024i will never apologize for a post 15563145
Reposted by PorchdrinkinIs This Hell? 🏳️🌈 @wattle.bsky.social · 21/02/2024I have a policy of reskeeting posts that make me literally lol but in this case I resent it 24510
Reposted by Porchdrinkincap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 17/02/2024Never saw the Virgin Mary in a slice of toast but one time a Cinnabon explained the Doctrine of the Trinity to me 49435
Reposted by Porchdrinkinkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/02/2024carbonated hot sauce 33815
Reposted by Porchdrinkinrrathbun @rrathbun.bsky.social · 11/02/2024Since I have no followers, why not post some of my pottery into the empty void 52110578
Reposted by Porchdrinkinmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/02/2024I think the historical context on this is really important to understand and promote because the reality is that there's no inherent aversion to trans people in our culture, it's one that's been cultivated by explicit right wing propaganda as another way to divide the working class against itself 282794985
Reposted by PorchdrinkinGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/02/2024need you to see these duck fat tots from my Bao place, deadly good 81114
Reposted by PorchdrinkinTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10/02/2024According to a super investigatory internet trick the real name of my penpal is my last enabler who ran an errand and some post office in a country that sounds like an out of the way bunny hole in Beatrix Potter 23226
Reposted by PorchdrinkinKC Davard @kcdavard.bsky.social · 11/02/2024why do we always enter into a devil's pact for maiming and some torture when that's just Fozzie's act? 063
Reposted by PorchdrinkinHorkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 10/02/2024it’s time to burn the incense, it’s time to slay the sheep, it’s time to wake the muppets, from a thousand years of sleep. it’s time to raze existence, it’s time to banish light, it’s time to call the void in, on the muppet show tonight. 352108764
Reposted by PorchdrinkinRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Just gonna say this again — journalism doesn’t need more journalists. It needs more journalism jobs. If you’re rich and want to help journalism, buy a bunch of alt weeklies, set up a trust, and fund them indefinitely. 331921508
Reposted by Porchdrinkingəorgə pollɐrd @porg.es · 08/02/2024extremely important Khmer discovery(!) 6454136
Reposted by PorchdrinkinMagicMetalBird 🐑 @magicmetalbird.com · 08/02/2024imagine getting this kind of opportunity as a writer holy shit 292858808
Reposted by Porchdrinkinborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 09/02/2024[Tracy Chapman voice] 🎶 you've got a Cybertruck / and I am laughing at you / why the fuck did you buy a Cybertruck / I guess that's just what dumb motherfuckers do 🎶 11646126
Reposted by PorchdrinkinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/02/2024How many karate kicks should you do on a first date 1513729
Reposted by PorchdrinkinRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 08/02/2024The Sims is the most realistic video game because my Sim just got struck by lightning and then immediately went to eat a hamburger to cope with it instead of going to the hospital. 291385230
Reposted by Porchdrinkinkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 08/02/2024i once gave $1.00 to a football team & got a quarterback this makes no cents send post 15920
Reposted by PorchdrinkinBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 06/02/2024was ripped one night & called the 800 number to get a free book of mormon, not knowing they hand deliver it wow did that result in some wild sex 12910
Reposted by PorchdrinkinCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 06/02/2024I never let shit get in the way of me doing my job 23412
Reposted by PorchdrinkinJimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 31/01/2024Zuckerberg apologized to families of vulnerable kids harmed online and promised to replace them with less vulnerable kids. 053
Reposted by Porchdrinkinpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/02/2024The Apple Vision Pro is a revolution in how close to the computer you can be sitting 21998116
Reposted by PorchdrinkinHat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 30/01/2024Bethany touched the fetish inside the break room that causes stigmata. She's screaming and bleeding in front of the vending machine and no one can make a dang purchase 13311
Reposted by Porchdrinkinchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 25/01/2024And when there was one set of footprints in the sand, that is when I absorbed you for your precious nutrients and lifeforce. 111737